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lallous Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Lebanon Insane since: May 2001	posted 08-14-2002 11:00 just received that by email, i find it nice to be shared. quote: IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free). AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself. IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games. AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. AT WORK.....you have to share. IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK.....you can not even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. AT WORK.....you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out. AT WORK.....you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.
GRUMBLE Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: Omicron Persei 8 Insane since: Oct 2000	posted 08-14-2002 11:29 hahhaa. good one!
Darkshadow Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Insane since: Jan 2001	posted 08-14-2002 11:41 Hehe, nice!!! Just makes you wonder how free we are does it not? DS
mahjqa Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: The Demented Side of the Fence Insane since: Aug 2000	posted 08-14-2002 11:49 At work you get to get home at the end of the day.
NoJive Maniac (V) Inmate From: The Land of one Headlight on. Insane since: May 2001	posted 08-14-2002 13:04 Yup.^^
massacre Bipolar (III) Inmate From: the space between us Insane since: Dec 2001	posted 08-14-2002 13:40 heh. quite interesting letz do somthing criminal and get arrested! +-new CELL 557-+
lallous Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Lebanon Insane since: May 2001	posted 08-14-2002 15:11 mahjqa, some do not have a life @ home. [This message has been edited by lallous (edited 08-14-2002).]
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 08-14-2002 15:31 my home life is work. I go to work and work I come and home and take a bit of relaxation by working. then I have a brief dinner, more work. shower, bed, breakfast, repeat. I love that prison thing.
maninacan Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Seattle, WA, USA Insane since: Oct 2001	posted 08-14-2002 17:15 At prison you don't get a computer. Maninacan Cell #471 behmer
Trigger Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: Insane since: Jun 2002	posted 08-14-2002 17:49 how would you know?... you ever been to prison ?
Lord_Fukutoku Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: West Texas Insane since: Jul 2002	posted 08-14-2002 17:50 No, in prison, they force you to use this "thing" I call a computer
bitdamaged Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: 100101010011 <-- right about here Insane since: Mar 2000	posted 08-14-2002 18:12 I can honestly say I get paid to watch TV and in fact have 2 within 10 feet of me one with a full DirectTV feed and another with cable. (I work for a TV network .:[ Never resist a perfect moment ]:.
Wes Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist From: Inside THE BOX Insane since: May 2000	posted 08-14-2002 19:08 A TV network about playing with computers alongside cutie cuties, I might add. Lucky bastard.
Wangenstein Maniac (V) Inmate From: The year 1881 Insane since: Mar 2001	posted 08-14-2002 21:05 Son of a, Bit! Odd behavior; even temperament...
Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist From: :morF Insane since: May 2000	posted 08-15-2002 00:18 ummm...huh?
nooPhella Bipolar (III) Inmate From: world-land Insane since: Oct 2001	posted 08-15-2002 03:27 prison = No commute!
Ducati Paranoid (IV) Inmate From: in your head Insane since: Feb 2001	posted 08-15-2002 07:25 hehehe I like this... ok.. I am going to rob a bank in about a minute...I am tired of shit s**t here.. lol MAX

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lallous
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Lebanon
Insane since: May 2001

posted 08-14-2002 11:00

just received that by email, i find it nice to be shared.

quote:
IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free).
AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
AT WORK.....you have to share.

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK.....you can not even speak to your family and friends.

IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
AT WORK.....you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

IN PRISON...you spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
AT WORK.....you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted 08-14-2002 11:29

hahhaa. good one!

Darkshadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted 08-14-2002 11:41

Hehe, nice!!! Just makes you wonder how free we are does it not?

DS

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted 08-14-2002 11:49

At work you get to get home at the end of the day.

NoJive
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The Land of one Headlight on.
Insane since: May 2001

posted 08-14-2002 13:04

Yup.^^

massacre
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Dec 2001

posted 08-14-2002 13:40

heh.
quite interesting
letz do somthing criminal and get arrested!

+-new CELL 557-+

lallous
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Lebanon
Insane since: May 2001

posted 08-14-2002 15:11

mahjqa, some do not have a life @ home.

[This message has been edited by lallous (edited 08-14-2002).]

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted 08-14-2002 15:31

my home life is work.

I go to work and work

I come and home and take a bit of relaxation by working. then I have a brief dinner, more work. shower, bed, breakfast, repeat.

I love that prison thing.

maninacan
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Seattle, WA, USA
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted 08-14-2002 17:15

At prison you don't get a computer.

Maninacan Cell #471
behmer

Trigger
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted 08-14-2002 17:49

how would you know?... you ever been to prison ?

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: West Texas
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted 08-14-2002 17:50

No, in prison, they force you to use this "thing" I call a computer

bitdamaged
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 100101010011 <-- right about here
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted 08-14-2002 18:12

I can honestly say I get paid to watch TV and in fact have 2 within 10 feet of me one with a full DirectTV feed and another with cable.

(I work for a TV network

.:[ Never resist a perfect moment ]:.