Preserved Topic: This is a formal greeting, say hi or die. (Page 1 of 2)

Hello to all, i am new here.... Yeah you saw that already.
Actually i am not new. I am just the better part from a inmate with a severe multiple personalty disorder.
My aim in life is to nag at people when they deserve it.
The fine gentlemen of Statler&Waldorf are very important to my life.
But they are not my hero's, i do not believe in hero's. I do not believe anyone could be better than me.
You people will not see me very often, only when there is something to nag about.
Be warned: i do not like people like me or like anybody else.

Mr. Glum: As a quite check of your IP reveals who you are I'm just wondering why the need for a second account?

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Sometimes my other personality is to good at people, and to polite too.
Sometimes he is just too damn nice.
That's why.

Perhaps you need to just say how you feel

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Fearing a horrible death on the way home from work....

Hello

That seems awfully limiting... Can I say Hi AND Die or must I live after saying 'Hi'?

Welcome at any rate. I don't understand your drive but I don't have to either. Have fun nagging people.

GrythusDraconis
"I'm sick of hearing that beauty is only skin-deep. That's deep enough. Who wants an adorable pancreas?" - Unknown

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Be warned: i do not like people like me or like anybody else.

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That's okay... I don't like people like you either.

multiple personalities eh? Well hello.


Cell 650

What in the world is happening to the Asylum...?

[Edit: Actually, you know, this may not be a bad idea. I've been meaning to create another account under the guise of Grammar Nazi. I would around correcting people when they use plurals like "hero's."]





[This message has been edited by Wes (edited 05-20-2003).]

i second the notion Wes...WTH is going on?

ive seen it before. this is the first sign of a forums demise. It starts with a bunch of morons coming here then turmoil break loose between two or three long time members then finally when the owner has seen enough he closes the forum. That is what happened to my most frequented spots. I assume the strenght of this place is what held it together for so long. Soon this place will collapse most likely and spawn something new. like the phoenix


Cell 650

Patrick, mmm... The thing is, this forum has already 'spaned' many things.

And it aint dead yet either.

heh. We aint goin no-wheres.

Oh and eh... mr glum bum, If you have no reputation but that of a nag, who do you expect to respect you?

Not I.

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[This message has been edited by eyezaer (edited 05-20-2003).]

I know -- let's add an IQ test to the registration form. You don't pass, you don't get in.

I'm with Emps...just say what you think as yourself or at least tell me which inmate you are the sulky side of. At least then I know who's talking, otherwise your just hidin' and being cowardly.

Wes- The guards have been informed to shoot Grammer Nazi on sight.

-tiki, the god of misspelling and typos

[This message has been edited by tikigod (edited 05-21-2003).]

I can't help but wonder... your hero's what exactly?
Surely, you didn't mean heroes?

*Swaggers off feeling much better for that*

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*Re-reads, sees the post by Wes and raises an eyebrow...*

Damit!

*Wanders off feeling cheated*
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[This message has been edited by Dufty (edited 05-21-2003).]

Multiple personalities.. fine , but keep em to the one name please

Coming in as someone else is cheating. It cheats your own growth. So I'll play along... hi there, Mr. Glum.

. . : slicePuzzle

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That's okay... I don't like people like you either.

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Very well said HS.

=)

If he gets a new name, so do I.


P.S. I won't be using this often at all, don't worry.

I had a Vegemite sandwich today

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

reading CPrompt's post is making my stomach grumble.


Have your say here Mr.Glum, we will listen to you.

could someone please check who yannahismyhero is? I'm getting irritated by that username.

If I could just change my username to other name I would.

So you need to hide behind another username to be nasty to people?

Dude, that's just pathetic. Grow up, and grow some balls while your at it.

Yup, Hugh is right. Listen to all the voices, but talk amoungst yourselves and elect one spokesperson.

It`s SO much less confusing.

Patrick is right...I think the Mods are not doing their job....
Doc....i think u need to evaluate ur so called "close buddies"

hmm... looking over this thread i would say this place moderates itself quite well.

heh.

I do find some of the things said amusing here...

any one remember soc-x? or hmm... dark... or rev... or... the list goes on. Usernames of a group of lee7 spamers or just people out of place... we have a bit of a history and a Mr. Glum dont spell its doom. It dont really spell anything actually.

The only 'doom' i forsee in this forum is all the new people coming who dont have a taxon, or a Mistah Mikey Milkah, or a twItch^ to tell them how it is, and to keep this from being just another l33t "teen chat."

So, if it takes a Mr. Glum to do some of Milkers un-done work, so be it. I am glad to have him. (even though I dunt think he needs to 'hide' behind a name) Still, thanks for steppin up!

Lets let em new kids know the truth, NOT just what they want to hear.



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[This message has been edited by eyezaer (edited 05-21-2003).]

Amen, Izzay!

Have you had a pear today?

I am actually eating one just right now! Its a little midnight snack. yuummmMah!

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binary, what exactly was our job again?

And speaking of grammar obsessed personas:
That second 'I' should be capitalized. And it would be 'reevaluate' since he evaluate (which I still believe is a derogary term for a humon being...) us at least once.

TP...clean ur hse b4 u go cleaning others

Binary, you are way out of line...cool your jets.

You've been somewhat unruly of late...maybe stepping back and re-thinking things through are in order...

same goes for you, binary.

Be a nice, respectfull and resourcefull inmate, before complaining about 'the mods' not doing their job.

I am CORNOLIUS

I need kiki for my bongo!

errhem... kiki,,,,
kiki for my bongo...

~sigh~ It seems like everytime a new asshole (not that I'm pointing at Mr. Glum as I trust the inmate behind him - I just think he should come out and say what he thinks without the need for a cover) wanders through the doors or we stumble on this long road some Doomsayer pops out of the woodwork declaring the Asylum to be finished. See:

:FAQ: Is the Asylum finished?

I keep stumbling on stuff in the archives where people have been declaring the Asylum ruined since about 2 days after it opened.....

Now if people would quite bitching and whining and get back to what we are actually here for (if people need a reminder its web design and graphics - if you aren't interested in that, and/or contributing in a overall positive manner, then you know where the door is) we'll be able to keep sailing on to new adventures....

[edit: And if some of you ar stuck for creative things to do then those of an artisitc persuasion (not a euphemism) could try any of these rip snorting challenges:

Make it

<A HREF="http://www.ozoneasylum.com/cgi-bin/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Photoshop+Pong,+Anyone

I couldn't agree more Emps. I think that this "anger" would be more useful in some graphic work or programming stuff.

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The only 'doom' i forsee in this forum is all the new people coming who dont have a taxon, or a Mistah Mikey Milkah, or a twItch^ to tell them how it is, and to keep this from being just another l33t "teen chat."

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I think that are some inmates who have taken up the slack in such matters. Many people have told them like it is, but I would still like to see twitch^ come in and say his 2cents.

by the way, I'm going to have another Vegemite sandwich for lunch

Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

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I am CORNOLIUS

I need kiki for my bongo!

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Wakkos, I really gotta know where you got this and if I can help with the translation.

Well well well look at all those funny people, getting realy upset because i declared myself as an asshole.
You know every community needs an asshole to complain about things.
Don't make such a fuss about me doing the job. I think you guys are simply jealous because you are not a an asshole too. But hey be my guest you want to be the asshole? so be it.
Heh heh heh.

Someone said the mods are not doing there work properly, obviously the let You in too right?
Heh heh

Someone else said i needed an reputation to gain respect, well i don't care if people respect me or not.

But the most important problem here is the bad education some people had. NO One recognized my two friends (who are not my Hero's and especially not my 'Heroes').
Statler & Waldorf

I go back to my Cell now, DO NOT follow me there.

Wes: Try:
www.pusboil.com/bunghole1.wav
www.pusboil.com/picatta1.wav
www.pusboil.com/cor1.wav

and for the full transcript (although we meet him again in the movie):
www.dcs.elf.stuba.sk/~lalis/cornhol.html

Mr. Glum: Well I knew who they were......

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

I know who Cornholio is -- I was wondering who "Cornolius" is and why he needs "kiki" for his "bongo."

So you guys did meet my creation and he is pissing you off...
Then you might know Mr. Glum is only meant to be satirical and to make fun off people.
It's more like a sock-puppet to me. When i have some real touble with people i will say it myself.
I guess i fooled you guys a bit....

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Piet Mondriaan