Preserved Topic: Comments on my sig. (Page 2 of 2)

If you boys have had enough adolescent fun, it's time to listen up to la'dsasha and be cool now. Stop being stoopid. I appreciate that the median age appears to be sub-17, but it reflects poorly on the space Doc has made available to you.

why? no offence but, doesn't she see them everyday?

i like to play at devil's advocate


sounds like a call for the moderators. If this board is to be open to all then I guess there needs to be limits. There are plenty of free boards where you can show your booby posting ability.
www.onprobation.com

has one where quite a few photoshoppers hang out ...

About signatures: I'm looking for a place to store my sig. where I can link it. Almost all free hosts prevent linking, but I heard TriPod was ok. Does anyone know if that's right?

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Wow I had such a laugh reading all the "titty" comments. As I mentions in a previous thread, I only did that sig. for a laugh, and everyone voted for it so there it was.
Anyway, point taken, I forgot that such a large proportion of this group were so young (did I mean prudes?, no surely not). Seriously though, I think it's time to move to one of the other sigs. I made.
No more titties, sorry for all who liked them. Send me an email and I'll send you the files for you bathroom posters etc.

Neh, thats not the one I meant. Was it this one? (why didn't I name them better instead of sig1, sig2, etc.)

*MUST RETURN TO TOPIC, STRAYED FOR TOO LONG*

Barry, excellent progress with the sig. One minor niggle thats bugging me, is there anything you could do the the blurred edges, it just seems to be lacking something. I have no idea what but that is just my opinion

*Oh no, here comes a titty comment* Anyone want to come to Derbyshire to see some tittys, let me know, you can all stay at my house, they were my wifes tittys after all.

*That is definitely the last titty reference I will ever make on this forum*

*Unless someone wants to find a tutorial on tittys, then I may offer some advice*

*Stoppit!!!!!!!*

Trixter's schizophrenic but i like either of him. They're okay.

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so what if i see them everyday? come on, if i wanted to see more "titties", id go hopping the porno/wares sites (theyre more or less the same thing anyways).

i dont like to see any part of a womans body treated like an object. call it a woman thing.

oh, and about the free hosting thing. both tripod and xoom protect their members from "bandwith stealing". however, geoshitties.. er geocities does not.

Well, let's try out then.



No, this isn't my final sig, it's just a tryout.

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For the sake of continuity and to perhaps boost the morale of the group after such a barrage of commentary, I shall put forth this bit of insight: If you cannot take a joke, what in god's name are you doing associating with a bunch of computer geeks? That's what we do. If you want to take offense to it, you're welcome to, but you're not likely to get any sort of sympathy.

That being said, I have nothing furhter to add about Barry's sig, as what I wanted to say was already covered.

Sigs comming along nicely Barry. I would listen to what Slime said about taking the average of the two colors. Sorry if any of us affended or bothered you La'd. I guess a large portion of this forum, not including me of course, just arent used to seeing women, hell DL's programs get more action then he does.

Anyway, mahjqa your sig looks real nice too. I like it a lot.

Jestah
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[This message has been edited by Jestah (edited 29-08-2000).]

Kinda sucks how there are so few female web designers...

la'dsasha...

i in no way want you to leave this site. In fact I hope you speak up and offer your opinion and perspectives a lot more often...

(i'm new here too and love it when a board has opinions from all sides)

any who... anyone wanting to check out female webmasters the woman who runs the site and other sites at thatbitch.com has a cool board predominantly women and webmasters (i meant master not mistress)

Hey, my girlfriend is a major league web designer! Funny, when I was working in the states it was hard to find many girls who did this kind of stuff professionally, maybe the atmosphere (definitely geeky-guy, never see many girls kinda atmosphere, heh) had something to do with it. Now that I'm in Europe, the breakdown is different, much m0ore of an even split, Programmers are maybe 40/60 girl/guy, and Graphics people are slanted the other way around, it seems.

La'd, please don't take any of the silly comments or sillier attitudes here too seriously, we may all be a bit crazy, but this is one of the saner groups I've run across, and definitely friendlier than most! I like it here, hopefully you will too. Welcome to the Asylum, we're glad to have you!

Your pal, -doc-

so wheres my geek badge? i *actually* tried my hand at computer programming before i settled into web design.

oh and please, call me la, sasha, or chris.. anything but la'd! (sounds like lad... which is not feminine)

Oh no! La is from Nebraska! Down with the Cornhuskers! I know they are #1 but KSU is going to take them this year, I can feel it!

Barry, get rid of that black like slime said and that sig will be pretty rockin. Of course, listen to me, the sigless one....

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Broken promises don't bother me. I just think, "Why did they believe me in the first place?" --Jack Handey

gah! im from nebraska so i must like the huskers? im hurt :-(

blah... i dont even like football <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/wink.gif">

k, I will work on it soon, but I have school.

just a slight stray backwards here....the whole titties thing...it's just a natural kinda thing for people of either sex to enjoy and to joke about the other sex. it's not dirty, it's not crude, it's not offensive. It's normal and healthy <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/biggrin.gif"> and I know a lot of women quite frankly who are worse about it than a lot of men I know <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/wink.gif">

conclusion: sex = good. sexual jokes = good. titty-sigs = funny (funny = good).

not that I think we should continue making titt-sigs, but it was just a joke after all. <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/biggrin.gif">

Thanks DL, I'm glad you see the titty sig. for what it was supposed to be, just a joke!
Having said that there is nothing wrong with the human body, male or female, so it does not always have to be a funny, it could be said to be educational to all the youngsters on this forum. They get a free bioligy class every time they log on.

*Do I really say these things out loud?*

Perhaps we should all have a titties sig... and one day a week (or month), we'll all use them <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif">

LoL... Thats a stupid idea.

- Dan -

and la, being the only woman, can have a cock sig

I'm not going to lie, that wasn't very funny at all.

I know I started the whole titty thing, but I really think someone should shut down this thread before it get pornographic and we end up offending any more of our female members. Don't think I'm a wus or anything, I am just sick of typing "tittys" at work, if anyone catches me they'll think I'm some kind of collosal pervert. (they may be right!)