Preserved Topic: There's a lot of 'Mad Scientists' around!

There's a lot of 'Mad Scientists' around!
In about a year or so most of the regulars will have that title.

Is there a new title to run for?

In rewarding the 5000th post, and then for the 10.000th (a number already mentioned by the Doc!)?

Suggentions?
Einstein Mad

Mad Scientists are forum administrators... More about that here: http://www.ozoneasylum.com/Forum1/HTML/002210.html

yea, let's all head for 10000 posts....

looks at number of posts

460, and 99% of them, like this post, where pointless

think about quality not quantity

personally, I can hardly imagine posting several times every day but for some thats common. I would rather not see topics being used for a substitute for ICQ, Instant messaging or E-mail just to accumulate posts. A race for some 'special' title might cause this. Or....mabye the 'special' title could be just special enough that nobody would race to be first to get it, more like the scarlet letter or something. Or mabye I shouldnt have been awake for 22 hours straight and should go to bed....hummm

my goal is to be useless and aquire as much hate e-mail as possible....

Got that all wrong, didn't I?

Well, the number of zeros seem to be enough reward for the Posters!

Actually, I just counted the Mad Scientists (how do you count a group of Mad Scientists? A gaggle, a school, a fleet?) ... ANYways, we have 21 Mad Scientists right now, and 3 Psychotics. I've been thinking, it'd be fun to name the users more broadly by number of posts. The biggest problem is finding enough interesting names for insanity, and grading them accordingly! Hacking the script is easy by comparison.

Your pal, -doc-

How about "spaz"... and if they have 10000 posts, they can be called "nolife loser"

[edit] btw - thanks for making me a psy again, Doc. I couldn't handle the pressure! [/edit]



[This message has been edited by Human Shield (edited 08-18-2001).]

a 'flange' or 'whoop' of MS's (has a ape-like association) ~Vp~

*Spaced out*
*Hot lunatic*
*Supreme lunatic*

One way would be to put the three titles in catagorys

Neurotic
Crazy Nevrotic - etc

Maniac
Freaking Maniac - etc

Lunatic
Supreme Lunatic
Hot Lunatic
Wild Lunatic - etc


Come on - there is no limits on names if you just start the *name-calling engine*!!

taxon - "mentally challenged"

"demented"

"disturbed"

"schizo"

"crackpot"

"fanatic"

"hysterical"

hrmmm.... or.... "zealot" maybe...

Insaniac, Paranoid, Demented, Delirious, Hysteric, maddened, moonstruck, shatterpated...


Taking no sides in the neverending battle between Good and Evil. However, I do need more popcorn.

Schizophrenogenic -- a word that has been used to describe my relationship with my mother. And I have been called a paranoid schizophrenic, whatever that is. All I know is that those basterds won't ever put me on meds again. Never again. Never.

drater



[This message has been edited by mbridge (edited 08-18-2001).]

At one time a poster would have to go through a period of being...

Sedated

Republican?

That would be fun Doc. But I guess the MadSci's would not change.


"inebriated inmates"

"C8 H10 N4 O2"

[This message has been edited by eyezaer (edited 08-19-2001).]

insomniac
mental deficient
deranged
tard





Boldly going nowhere

oohh!!! can i be a paranoid!

Paranoia, the curse of the chemical generation!

Hey Doc, Could you make it so that at, and Only at, 666 posts one turns into The Beast? or someting like that?

stick with what you got guys and be happy

yeah, you tell 'em dark



let me reiterate:

Don't tell 'em!

I LIKE the Docs idea!

----------------------- Doc Quote:
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I've been thinking, it'd be fun to name the users more broadly by number of posts.
The biggest problem is finding enough interesting names for insanity.
____________________________________________________________________


So keep at it guys with giving him name suggestions!

I think the name 'Sedated' would be good if we were able to also go on number of posts per year. Sedated would be if they have veryl ittle posts for a long time.




In the beginning, there was the word...and the word was 'God', although by the time it reached the other end of the phone line... the word was 'Gznd'

Marumans Paranoid , mahjqas Insaniac and Warjournals Schizophrenic was good!



[This message has been edited by svolta (edited 08-20-2001).]

I like the Doc's idea.


R I . C . K

Sorry to break the chain of good ideas, but I just felt like waving around my registration date.

...Hey, an idea! Perhaps a Crackhead? Or a more general Junkie?

[edit]And there goes Rick, with an identical reg. date, making me look like a retard. At least I'm beating him in low post count! *smiles triumphantly*[/edit]

--brokensig of [peer]--

[This message has been edited by [peer] (edited 08-20-2001).]

registration date?


( )

DL, I knew that already. But the exception (AFAIK) only applies to yourself, Slime, and Doc

--brokensig of [peer]--

All right, my version of the list:

• Initiate 0 - 15 posts
• Neurotic 16 - 31 posts
• Spaz 32 - 63 posts
• Maniac 64 - 127 posts
• Delirious 128 - 255 posts
• Lunatic 256 - 511 posts
• Demented 512 - 1023 posts
• Zealot 1024 - 2047 posts
• Menace to society 2048 - Omega posts
• Psychotic admins of one area
• Mad Scientist forum admins

I think one of the list should go, as I think it's impossible to become a Menace to society this way... and yes, the boundary numbers are the holy byte numbers, 16,32,64,128,256 etc.


Taking no sides in the neverending battle between Good and Evil. However, I do need more popcorn.

Edit: List layout stolen from Dark

[This message has been edited by mahjqa (edited 08-21-2001).]

Shouldn't that be 0-15, 16-31, etc?

--brokensig of [peer]--

Okay, you're right...


Taking no sides in the neverending battle between Good and Evil. However, I do need more popcorn.

[This message has been edited by mahjqa (edited 08-21-2001).]

I'm not sure about Initiate and Zealot - how about 'outpatient' and 'lifer'.

I also suspect Spaz could be taken to be offensive and I'm not sure about the order. How about: Outpatient, Neurotic, Delirious, Deranged, Maniac, Lunatic, etc.

The numbering makes sense.

Ming

Doc, please take The mahjqa List in consideration!
It's a great work by *one of your own*!

*Tweek* it up a bit and it'll be just fine!

I like nolife loser for over 10,000 posts.

Of course, if sedated is someone who hasn't posted in a long time, that's me!

And who really cares about the cloudy opinion of one recovering from sedation.
(or one who seldom posts, but still reads)

Mahjqa, I *do* like that list. I also had a problem with "spaz", I'd prefer something a little more clinical between Neurotic and Maniac, we should be able to find *something* in between those two! =) We'll have to think about what happens after 2048, we already have a few in that area. I was thinking about having the diagnoses slowly mellow out as your post count goes... postal. Eventually you'd reach the pinnacle, "Mildly Eccentric"! (Or optionally, "Mostly Harmless" =)

Your pal, -doc-

Yesh, I do know the meanings of most words in English, but some of the idiom escapes me from time to time, since English is not my first language. I was sure the list wasn't perfect, so change it a bit if you need to.


Taking no sides in the neverending battle between Good and Evil. However, I do need more popcorn.

We're closing up now guys!

Don't give up!

It's coming on great!

I think we should open the Dictionary. Got an old one here.

R I . C . K

haven't we forgotten special one-off post names?
like a #666 post name, #1024 post name?
i'm still waiting for a 'special case' "pretentious wanker" title to be enforced...
not to mention the one person only title - "asylum nurse".



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b u n c h a p i x e l s

uhm... Buncha, we have a special 1024 post name (if this thing's going to be implemented.) So far it's Zealot (a name which still needs replacing) and, we want YOU to think up that name. So git!


Taking no sides in the neverending battle between Good and Evil. However, I do need more popcorn.



[This message has been edited by mahjqa (edited 08-23-2001).]

bunchapixels is right - how about:

666: Beast
451: Pyromaniac - bit of a sideways nod to Ray Bradbury's book: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0345410017.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
69: Sexaholic/Nymphomaniac ..... Or is that a little too obvious?

Anymore?

Emps

Now here's a list with some chest hair

Neurotic==============0-30
Maniac===============31-60
Lunatic===============61-150
Insaniac==============151-400
James Bond Supervillian===401-700 (007 backwards, get it!)
Schizophrenic==========701-1000
Comatose=============1001-1400
Lunatic===============1401-1700
Michael Jackson========1701-2000
Delerium Sufferer=======2001-2200
Mad Scientist=========== Forum Admins

What do you think, Doc?

I see dead people..........................................due to the fact that I am an undertaker.

I think would be good editions

Insaniac
Schizophrenic
Delerium Sufferer

[Beavis&butthead]

hehhehhehehehehhehheh.

"Michael Jackson."

hehehhehehehehhehehehhehehehheh.

Cool.

heheheh.

Wacko Jacko.

hehehehehehehehehheh.

[/Beavis&butthead]

Sounds like a cool idea!

The more names, the better!

Perhaps the Mad Scientists could pick names? (I'm happy being a psychotic!)

Mahjqa thats agood one! Wacko Jacko! hehe...

I like mbridge's 'drater'

My friend and I say that to each other.

I like to coin the phrase, "Later drater." and I always point out the rollerdraters when we see them.


These eyes have walls.

ooh LOOK IM A MANIAC NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

* jumps up n down *

*runs off down the hall giggling*

Just wanted to mutter something about quality before quantity...


[dis]contempt+[.org]

threep chuckles and says:
"another quality post from fallen!
:P
oh shit. talk about the pot calling the kettle black! "

uh-oh, looks like the inmates are hurling fecal mater at eachother again. Its all fun and games until somebody gets a high colonic.

That is sooooooooooooo disgusting. Moaiz, you have a sick way of talking.

I see dead people..........................................due to the fact that I am an undertaker.

Ramases...I'm lovin' that list. But we also gotta think about those special titles for 666, 1024, etc as well, they're good ideas.




In the beginning, there was the word...and the word was 'God', although by the time it reached the other end of the phone line... the word was 'Gznd'

666 is gotta be the beast

lol that reminds me. The christain college that I got to has the the number 667 right after the area code, "555-667-5555" and it almost had 666 for the number and the phone company was like what is wrong with the number 666

666 - Satan/Devil Worshiper
1024 - Kilobyte for a Day
187 - Killer/Murderer (187 is the police code for murder)
182 - Punk Rock Fanatic
451 - Marxist/Socialist (a reference to Farenheit 451)
311 - White Supremacist

I gotta say registration date would be the coolest though. And it might stop a few of those annoying 'heh.' posts.

Actually, Comatose could be a label for those who haven't replied for 2+ months.

I see dead people..........................................due to the fact that I am an undertaker.

threep asks mbridge:
"why have 'white supremacist' for 311? isn't that the police code for indecent exposure?"

edit: threep comes back for another useless idea submission:
"well, mbridge - to negate the useless 'heh' post, we could still do it on number, but make it number of useful posts. asylumnites (or maybe MS only) vote on a 'useful post %age, and the number thru which rank is determined is no. of posts * useful post %age. "



[This message has been edited by 3rdperson (edited 09-06-2001).]

I'm concise, or something. It's kinda weird though, I've never really seen a black pot. But yeah, I was simply muttering, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.


[dis]contempt+[.org]

Okay, how's this for specialist ones.

Evil Supervillian - 7 (007)
Exorcist - 666
Criminally Insane - 911
Loser with too much time on his hands - 7000+
Guy who's internet server doesn't recognise his password - 0

I like mbridge's Marxist/Socialist and Kilobyte for a Day ones.