Preserved Topic: The trustee for this area is GOD & The Devil (Page 1 of 2)

oh ok, then I have a question, why hasn't God ever posted here, and how come the Devil hasn't ever edited my posts? I mean he is supposed to be the prince of darkness and he's never here. And why don't I ever see any miracles since God is moderating this topic. This is the kind of stuff that causes people to go insane I tell ya....

And Isn't that kinda a conflict of interest? God and the Devil working together


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Actually, God has posted here once or twice. Do a search for His username.

lol, yes but where are they now?

Up and down. Where else?

Whatta pitty, would be nice to have one of them right here.....

Actually, they took a walk down the east wing and haven't been seen since.

Hmm...

actually when i first started posting in this forum i thought that god and the devil were real usernames but now that i think of it, i think doc just put that there meaning the real god and the real satan not usernames but then again some of us are athiest and don't believen either of them so !!! lol but whatever

GOD SELDOM POSTS IN THIS FORUM, AS PHILOSOPHY (AS DEFINED BY YOU, LESSER CREATURES THAT YOU ARE) IS SOMEWHAT CONFUSING TO ME. I HAVE LITTLE TIME FOR IDLE DISCUSSIONS, BEING CONCERNED WITH MATTERS OF... A HIGHER NATURE, AHEM.

"NOBODY CREATES IT LIKE GOD"

holly cow! ahhhhhhh!
Im sooooo sorry for doubting your presence!!
I BELIEVE! I BELIEVE! DON"T LEAVE ME!

my new girlfriend calls me a sex god, is that the same thing?

Hell no! haha sorry Satan

Sup God, how's it going.... I an't seen ya here before.... nice to know were being watched by a higher power..... So ya seen the Devil around lately? is he still mad that I stole his pitchfork.... It was only a little prank, nothing personal....

Satan eh? well i keep telling people i'm not gods gift - more like the devils gift so that could work

~plays strange tune on a guitar~

"oh then i saw her face,
now I'm a believer..."

~fades away whistling the tune~

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Oh my it's God, cool beans.....I found an old thread started by "ThirdPerson"
that seems to be the only archived thread in which God clearly posted,
I wasn't here yet so I missed his words of wisdom.
But here's the link if anyone's interested.

Edit( found only one , of the devil, but he's real too, so watch your toes.....it might get hot...)

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Lol, God's last post "before this one" was the day before I joined the asylum...
an't that something... He posted july 3rd and I came on the July 4th, it must have been divine intervention I tell ya....

God and The Devil are too busy butt-lovin each other to post much here...

lol dl

God, would you mind not using all caps ... that's kinda annoying, thanks ...

Classy and insightful as always DL

chris


KAIROSinteractive

Hey, you've got your spin on religion, I've got mine.

Don't like mine? Too fucking bad.



{how's that for class and insight )



[This message has been edited by DL-44 (edited 01-07-2002).]

DL... Literally... that is saying that the Doc is um... with himself... cuz he regestered the names.

You, Are sick.

So what you guys mean to say is that God is really the Devil wearing a mask, and sent to lead us astray with all this 'holiness' B.S?

No.

god and the devil are homosexual lovers who constantly quarrel.

That's all. Thousands of years of warfare and persecution over nothing more than a lover's spat.

Amazing, isn't it?

Well I've heard some nutty theories about religion in my 37 years but that last one has to be the most likely . . . . .

we're not here for long, we're here for fun

It's certainly no less absurd than mainstream christian views

its all about the Yin and the Yang Baby! Balance

Shhhhh
Dont tell anyone but the devil is a figment of the catholic church.

And GOD is a figment of religeose finatics

So to have GOD and a devil as a moderator must mean that the catholic doctorin is being embraced by religeouse finaticsis and are in control here. hehehehe


For those who dont believe will have a free for all here :-)

All i know is the nons better be right.

But if God and the Devil... what´s with Saddam? (Southpark the Movie anyone?)


The Light at the End of the Tunnel is an oncoming Train...

Uh-oh.

Apok is starting to ramble just like his father again...

(or is dad typing under apok's name again? )

heh.

Saddam = sodom

DL im amazed how much my post move you enough to reply to my thoughts. I am trying to fit in here and rambling seems to be part of that package. :-), You do a bit of rambling yourself. I think we all do.


You should leave my dad out of this. He is not interested in this forum, this is not the enviroment he feels he should be in . He just doesnt fit in on the internet nor does he care to exchange ideas without looking into the eyes of the ones hes exchanging ideas with. Hes that way. He needs body language to discern the discusion

But you do hear my dads thoughts thru me. Most of my post are penned after good council and conversation with pop. So i might post something contraversal but its after good conversation. I have learned a lot here and i believe he has discerned this place correctly.


Besides what does my rambling or my dad have to do with this post.

Id much rather be a friend then an object of your attention.
Hope all is well with you

Apok (disquised as keeter.....(what a compliment)

Heh.

I still recall your father's 'other' login name. And the trouble he liked to cause with it.

~shrug~ guess I just don't like to see hints of that same tendency coming through your posts.

Dl
What other name and what trouble?.

Im not sure where your coming from or what your refering to. My dad was here long enough to understand the forum and to see if there was inteligent life here. (there was :-))

He thought i could learn here and thats about it. Hes gone and im not. I do need the experience this place offers he doesnt. Hes a non issue here, well at least i thought he was. If you know something i dont DL please share.

Apok

Heh.

He'll tell you the trouble was all caused by 'the locals'?

He was here long before 'keeter' came about, you can be sure.

DL
What are you talking about ?

Im lost. Who was here a long time ago and what locals.
If you have my dad mixed up with someone else then i can see the problem.

Mistaken identity.

My dad doesnt play games believe me. Nor does he start trouble. Hes is brutaly honest but thats a good thing.

Who is this other person you think he is impersonating?

Apok

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And Isn't that kinda a conflict of interest? God and the Devil working together

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not really
it's more a question of who created who and for what purpose.

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I AM GOD! (my girl friend is the devil) happy yin yan!


those people from South Park aren't right.....

Don't beleave in them.


<courious question>

Do I have a bad memory or I wasn't here when the sketer problem?

Mind explaining? Just courious!

</courious question>

~sigh~

your stance is understandable of course apok, but trust me when I say that I am not confused. There's not much more to say as I have no desire to dredge up the old crap.

Cheers.

Thats real nice of you DL to go public in this forum with your view on me and my dad. First im Keeter then im Apok , then im Keeter posing at Apok , now Keeter is someone who was here before under another name causing trouble.

Now, you just gracefully bow out saying you dont want to bring up old stuff. Again DL what are you talking about. But if you wish to drop the subject, im all for getting back to reality.
I would like to say. You are absolutly dead off on this subject. I am Apok my dad is Keeter and other then that i havnt a clue what brought on this other person or persons.

I have no ill will towards you DL. I just want to get along with everyone and enjoy the view here

Apok




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