Preserved Topic: testing the locks...

hmmm I wonder what goes on in here... <gix opens the "don't open this door" door>
*sees the horrors inside*
runs screaming toward his corner (doesn't have a cell yet)

Oh, man.. Wait .That`s the corner where vogonpoet...oh, never mind.

hahahahahhh!

*Skaarjj grabs VP's mop and starts to clean. 30 seconds into the jobs he gets a sudden inclination and starts to waltz with the mop, ocassionaly bumping into other Asylumites who don't even give him a seocnd glance, becuase why should a 9 foot tall alien with a face like decomposed roadkill waltzing with a mop be considered strange?*




In the beginning, there was the word...and the word was 'God', although by the time it reached the other end of the phone line... the word was 'Gznd'

*sits in the corner watching Skaarj glide across floor, hypnotised by the graceful tooing and froing*

darn that boy can dance! ~Vp~

*trips skaarjj*

I just wanted to see the mop fly!

*Skaarjj looks accusingly at Jeni, grabs Toe Muncher who happens to be wandering past with a glazed expression on his face (Shii must have not locked the Black Pill cupboard again), and throws him at Jeni*




In the beginning, there was the word...and the word was 'God', although by the time it reached the other end of the phone line... the word was 'Gznd'

Hears Jeni scream and rushes in just as ToeMuncher is munching on MuSkaarjj's toes

Picks up ToeMuncher and bops Skaarjj on the head with VP's mop......

(_\_) (_Y_) (_/_) wiggles out of the room looking for Weadah leaving Skaarjj whine'in on the floor

*points and laughs*
aha

URRRHGGGHHHH!!!!! *trips over Skaarjj and busts his arse*

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

~twItch eats everyone and rubs his belly~

*gives twItch^ heartburn*
bwaaahaahaaa

*Skaarjj turns out to be some kind of alien/Alien (as in the movie...get it?) hybrid, and starts to grow in Twitch's stomach. He then creawls up twitch's throat and out his mouth. Grab's black pills, and goes back down, contended and seeing lots of pretty colours. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH! PREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDYYYYY!*




In the beginning, there was the word...and the word was 'God', although by the time it reached the other end of the phone line... the word was 'Gznd'

<Gix gives twitch^ some nasty runs and gas>

*tickles twitch's belly from the inside*

oh. wait.
that didn't come out like i hoped it would.

___________________
b u n c h a p i x e l s

*Skaarjj's face turns out to not only LOOK like decomposed roadkill, but apparently has the bacteria content. Gives Twitch food poising, and Twich throws everyone back up.


ewwwwwww*




In the beginning, there was the word...and the word was 'God', although by the time it reached the other end of the phone line... the word was 'Gznd'

Free at last!
*grabs the mop and runs*

Rameses Niblik the Third (Kerplonk Kerplonk Where's My Thribble) sees ToeMunchers vomit and feels ever-so-slightly queasy. He runs for the nearest bathroom and deposits the continental breakfast he ate two hours earlier.

I see dead people, due to the fact that I am an undertaker.

Sorry, I meant Twitch.

I see dead people, due to the fact that I am an undertaker.

*When apon being spit out...Dark sees jeni with mops running down the hall and outside.* err! chases after her, then realizing she has now stolen a bike....damn!*

*Skaarjj witnesses Jeni stealing the bike, and then laughs, becuase Jeni actually stole his new remote controlled cyber-bike. Grabs remote control and starts steering Jeni right into ToeMuncher's Locker, where Toemuncher and his gang start munching on Jeni's Toes. Skaarjj points and Laughs*




In the beginning, there was the word...and the word was 'God', although by the time it reached the other end of the phone line... the word was 'Gznd'

[This message has been edited by Skaarjj (edited 09-03-2001).]

Rameses Niblik III thinks it was quite mean, but decides not to complain, least Skaarjj rams his cyber-bike into him, which would hurt quite a lot.

I see dead people, due to the fact that I am an undertaker.

[This message has been edited by Rameses Niblik the Third (edited 09-04-2001).]

*slowly picks up 3 of the toes she can find and limps away to drown herself in self pity*

This reminds me of a old topic here

*Skaarjj goes and gets Shii to sew jeni's toes back on, preferably not on her foot.*

Heh heh heh




In the beginning, there was the word...and the word was 'God', although by the time it reached the other end of the phone line... the word was 'Gznd'

eyezaer comes to realization that Yes, there is someting going on. Waht is this smell? hrmm... and where did my fingers go? and why do i have a tail sewen to my nose? hrmm... he ponders... that looks kinda like the one Toemuncher used to wear. Just as he starts firing up his nural pathways he is hit by some sort of bike... and back to sleep he goes... he did hear one last thing though... "WHERE THE DEVIL IS MY RUBBER DUCKIE???"

*Dark runs in seeing eyezaer on the floor he offers a helping........um....er....foot? hand?nose? ouch that looks like it hurts, but why?...um...is your , oh nevermind give me your ear and I''ll help you up....*Then dark sees jeni, out of the corner of his eye just before she slams into him and knocks him down the stairs to the lobby* "well at least we are getting a new lobby" Dark thinks to himself....

Ok. WHY IS MY BIG TOE ATTACHED TO KNEE???!?!!
How is this useful?!

Throws Dark in Jeni's lap and down on her knee !

See? Worked for me ! I got a laugh and heard Dark go Weeeeeeeeee


~ Some people just don't get it, throw a rock at those people ~

Slaps Dark. Pervert.

*Dark stumbles around looking for some black pills* Man I have a headache
~tries to recall what happened, starts to remeber shi drop-kick him across the room in to a giant appendage~

*clutching crayons and drawing pad, velvetrose watches the madness, then sneaks off to find a quiet corner*

(edit sp)

[This message has been edited by velvetrose (edited 09-08-2001).]

~enters, wondering why everyone is covered in vomit , notices the evil grin on twItch^`s face and suddenly understands. Decides against asking what`s for dinner, accidentally steps on Darks fingers ( twice) on the way back out~

Chucks some blue pills on the floor near Dark and returns to the basement giggling uncontrollably.

*finally losing the double vision, Dark sees 3 blue pills on the floor*

"Hmm maybe these will get rid of my headache and the pain in my hands...."

*the pills have a wierd reaction, and Dark starts to convulse*

*Ramases sees Dark convulsing and screams for a doctor. He then stops after realising that he's in an insane asylum and there are doctors everywhere he turns. He takes a photo and then walks off humming Bohemian Rhapsody.
He comes back half an hour later and notices that Dark is now not only convulsing, but half his face is covered by froth. Screaming, he runs in the opposite direction and goes headfirst into the wall. Ouch*

I see dead people..........................................due to the fact that I am an undertaker.

Sneaks out of the basement, puts a rubber ducky in Darks mouth and pats him on the head.
Hey Dark, is that a pen tool in your pocket or.. ah nevermind.
Climbs up in the rafters trying to contain his luaghter.
This should be good.

pees on the rug.