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Gix
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: delucia
Insane since: Jun 2001

posted posted 08-24-2001 05:38

hmmm I wonder what goes on in here... <gix opens the "don't open this door" door>
*sees the horrors inside*
runs screaming toward his corner (doesn't have a cell yet)

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 08-24-2001 06:53

Oh, man.. Wait .That`s the corner where vogonpoet...oh, never mind.

Dark
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-24-2001 20:48

hahahahahhh!

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 08-27-2001 03:41

*Skaarjj grabs VP's mop and starts to clean. 30 seconds into the jobs he gets a sudden inclination and starts to waltz with the mop, ocassionaly bumping into other Asylumites who don't even give him a seocnd glance, becuase why should a 9 foot tall alien with a face like decomposed roadkill waltzing with a mop be considered strange?*




In the beginning, there was the word...and the word was 'God', although by the time it reached the other end of the phone line... the word was 'Gznd'

vogonpoet
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Mi, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 08-27-2001 04:45

*sits in the corner watching Skaarj glide across floor, hypnotised by the graceful tooing and froing*

darn that boy can dance! ~Vp~

Jeni
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: 8675309
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 08-28-2001 18:46

*trips skaarjj*

I just wanted to see the mop fly!

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 08-29-2001 03:07

*Skaarjj looks accusingly at Jeni, grabs Toe Muncher who happens to be wandering past with a glazed expression on his face (Shii must have not locked the Black Pill cupboard again), and throws him at Jeni*




In the beginning, there was the word...and the word was 'God', although by the time it reached the other end of the phone line... the word was 'Gznd'

Shiiizzzam
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Nurse's Station
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 08-29-2001 03:24

Hears Jeni scream and rushes in just as ToeMuncher is munching on MuSkaarjj's toes

Picks up ToeMuncher and bops Skaarjj on the head with VP's mop......

(_\_) (_Y_) (_/_) wiggles out of the room looking for Weadah leaving Skaarjj whine'in on the floor




Jeni
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: 8675309
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 08-29-2001 13:49

*points and laughs*
aha

Dark
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-29-2001 19:58

URRRHGGGHHHH!!!!! *trips over Skaarjj and busts his arse*

twItch^
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the west wing
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 08-29-2001 21:37

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

~twItch eats everyone and rubs his belly~

Jeni
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: 8675309
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 08-29-2001 21:46

*gives twItch^ heartburn*
bwaaahaahaaa

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 08-30-2001 02:59

*Skaarjj turns out to be some kind of alien/Alien (as in the movie...get it?) hybrid, and starts to grow in Twitch's stomach. He then creawls up twitch's throat and out his mouth. Grab's black pills, and goes back down, contended and seeing lots of pretty colours. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH! PREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDYYYYY!*




In the beginning, there was the word...and the word was 'God', although by the time it reached the other end of the phone line... the word was 'Gznd'

Gix
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: delucia
Insane since: Jun 2001

posted posted 08-30-2001 04:52

<Gix gives twitch^ some nasty runs and gas>

bunchapixels
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-30-2001 23:51

*tickles twitch's belly from the inside*

oh. wait.
that didn't come out like i hoped it would.

___________________
b u n c h a p i x e l s

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 08-31-2001 05:51

*Skaarjj's face turns out to not only LOOK like decomposed roadkill, but apparently has the bacteria content. Gives Twitch food poising, and Twich throws everyone back up.


ewwwwwww*




In the beginning, there was the word...and the word was 'God', although by the time it reached the other end of the phone line... the word was 'Gznd'

Jeni
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: 8675309
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 08-31-2001 13:51

Free at last!
*grabs the mop and runs*

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 08-31-2001 14:04

Rameses Niblik the Third (Kerplonk Kerplonk Where's My Thribble) sees ToeMunchers vomit and feels ever-so-slightly queasy. He runs for the nearest bathroom and deposits the continental breakfast he ate two hours earlier.

I see dead people, due to the fact that I am an undertaker.

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 08-31-2001 14:05

Sorry, I meant Twitch.

I see dead people, due to the fact that I am an undertaker.

Dark
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-31-2001 21:39

*When apon being spit out...Dark sees jeni with mops running down the hall and outside.* err! chases after her, then realizing she has now stolen a bike....damn!*

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 09-01-2001 09:31

*Skaarjj witnesses Jeni stealing the bike, and then laughs, becuase Jeni actually stole his new remote controlled cyber-bike. Grabs remote control and starts steering Jeni right into ToeMuncher's Locker, where Toemuncher and his gang start munching on Jeni's Toes. Skaarjj points and Laughs*




In the beginning, there was the word...and the word was 'God', although by the time it reached the other end of the phone line... the word was 'Gznd'

[This message has been edited by Skaarjj (edited 09-03-2001).]

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 09-02-2001 13:04

Rameses Niblik III thinks it was quite mean, but decides not to complain, least Skaarjj rams his cyber-bike into him, which would hurt quite a lot.

I see dead people, due to the fact that I am an undertaker.

[This message has been edited by Rameses Niblik the Third (edited 09-04-2001).]

Jeni
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: 8675309
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 09-04-2001 13:50

*slowly picks up 3 of the toes she can find and limps away to drown herself in self pity*

Dark
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 09-05-2001 19:53

This reminds me of a old topic here

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 09-07-2001 02:58

*Skaarjj goes and gets Shii to sew jeni's toes back on, preferably not on her foot.*

Heh heh heh




In the beginning, there was the word...and the word was 'God', although by the time it reached the other end of the phone line... the word was 'Gznd'

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 09-07-2001 05:48

eyezaer comes to realization that Yes, there is someting going on. Waht is this smell? hrmm... and where did my fingers go? and why do i have a tail sewen to my nose? hrmm... he ponders... that looks kinda like the one Toemuncher used to wear. Just as he starts firing up his nural pathways he is hit by some sort of bike... and back to sleep he goes... he did hear one last thing though... "WHERE THE DEVIL IS MY RUBBER DUCKIE???"

Dark
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 09-07-2001 06:17

*Dark runs in seeing eyezaer on the floor he offers a helping........um....er....foot? hand?nose? ouch that looks like it hurts, but why?...um...is your , oh nevermind give me your ear and I''ll help you up....*Then dark sees jeni, out of the corner of his eye just before she slams into him and knocks him down the stairs to the lobby* "well at least we are getting a new lobby" Dark thinks to himself....


Jeni
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: 8675309
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 09-07-2001 23:05

Ok. WHY IS MY BIG TOE ATTACHED TO KNEE???!?!!
How is this useful?!

Shiiizzzam
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Nurse's Station
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 09-07-2001 23:27

Throws Dark in Jeni's lap and down on her knee !

See? Worked for me ! I got a laugh and heard Dark go Weeeeeeeeee


~ Some people just don't get it, throw a rock at those people ~


cyoung
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The northeast portion of the 30th star
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 09-08-2001 01:20

Slaps Dark. Pervert.

Dark
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 09-08-2001 05:16

*Dark stumbles around looking for some black pills* Man I have a headache
~tries to recall what happened, starts to remeber shi drop-kick him across the room in to a giant appendage~

velvetrose
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: overlooking the bay
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted posted 09-08-2001 15:28

*clutching crayons and drawing pad, velvetrose watches the madness, then sneaks off to find a quiet corner*

(edit sp)

[This message has been edited by velvetrose (edited 09-08-2001).]

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 09-09-2001 03:22

~enters, wondering why everyone is covered in vomit , notices the evil grin on twItch^`s face and suddenly understands. Decides against asking what`s for dinner, accidentally steps on Darks fingers ( twice) on the way back out~

cyoung
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The northeast portion of the 30th star
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 09-09-2001 04:33

Chucks some blue pills on the floor near Dark and returns to the basement giggling uncontrollably.

Dark
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 09-09-2001 09:16

*finally losing the double vision, Dark sees 3 blue pills on the floor*

"Hmm maybe these will get rid of my headache and the pain in my hands...."

*the pills have a wierd reaction, and Dark starts to convulse*

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 09-09-2001 12:39

*Ramases sees Dark convulsing and screams for a doctor. He then stops after realising that he's in an insane asylum and there are doctors everywhere he turns. He takes a photo and then walks off humming Bohemian Rhapsody.
He comes back half an hour later and notices that Dark is now not only convulsing, but half his face is covered by froth. Screaming, he runs in the opposite direction and goes headfirst into the wall. Ouch*

I see dead people..........................................due to the fact that I am an undertaker.

cyoung
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The northeast portion of the 30th star
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 09-09-2001 20:10

Sneaks out of the basement, puts a rubber ducky in Darks mouth and pats him on the head.
Hey Dark, is that a pen tool in your pocket or.. ah nevermind.
Climbs up in the rafters trying to contain his luaghter.
This should be good.

mikey milker
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 09-09-2001 21:31

pees on the rug.

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