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Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-12-2002 21:24

I have always loved conundrums. A conundrum is a puzzling question. Sometimes the answers involve a pun.

The more difficult ones are usually handled like this. The person trying to solve it can ask yes or no questions until they find the solution. Sometimes the answer will have to be "irrelevant" instead of yes or no to keep things on track.

Here are a couple of simple ones:

- A young boy and his father get into a terrible traffic accident. The father is ok but the son needs an operation to save his life. The surgeon on duty comes in and exclaims, "Oh my God! I can't operate on this boy. He's my son!". How can this be?

- Thirty people are found dead in a cabin high in the mountains. What happened to them?

I've got some even more complicated ones if anyone likes these.

Nimraw
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Styx
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-12-2002 21:42

Easy enough *S*

1. The surgeon is the boys mother.
2. They died

Sorry I haven't any conundrums to post, but keep 'em coming bugs!



Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-12-2002 21:46

Yes, the surgeon was the boy's mother.

But you are going to have to find a few more details about how those people died

Get that and I'll give some more.

DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 01-12-2002 22:01




The plane crashed.





ICQ:# 10237808

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-12-2002 22:16

You betcha! Well done, DG.

Every day a man leaves his apartment on the 46th floor and rides the lift down to the first floor to go to work. Every evening at about 6 pm he gets in the lift, takes the lift up to the 38th floor, gets out and walks up the stairs for the remaing eight floors until he reaches the 46th floor.

Why?



vogonpoet
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Mi, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 01-12-2002 22:37

is it cos he is the lift operator? on a split shift? so in the morning the night shift lift operator (who lives on the 38th floor) leaves the lift on the 46th floor for the day shift lift operator, and in turn every night , the day shift lift operator returns the favour by leaving the lift at the 38th floor ready again for the night shift lift operator?

(the more I read that the more I think I need to get out more often!) ~Vp~

dit for typos



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Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-12-2002 22:40

~Vp~ according to the way this works I answer either yes,no, or irrelevant. So...

no

BeeKay
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: North Carolina mountains
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 01-12-2002 23:31

He's vertically challenged (midget) and can't reach the higher buttons on the elevator keypad.

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 01-12-2002 23:31

Edit: Hey BKay! I was first!


He's too short to reach the button to his floor.

All right, mine:

How many Animals did Moses take with him on his ship?



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GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-12-2002 23:52

either you mean Noah or
if you mean moses: none, he was the only person in that "basket"

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-13-2002 00:03

You got it, GRUMBLE. Do you have one to challenge us with?

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-13-2002 00:31


wait a bit, im thinking of one...



GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-13-2002 00:36

ok, you may know this already, but it's the first, that came into my mind:

what animal has four legs in the morning, two at noon and three in the evening?

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BeeKay
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: North Carolina mountains
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 01-13-2002 02:29

Man.
Four legs as a baby, two as an adult, and three as elderly (with a cane).

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-13-2002 04:46

I used to have a list of those somewhere, i cant seem to locate it....

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-13-2002 04:54

How about this one:

You have two ropes. They will each burn for one hour. They do not burn at a uniform rate because they are of varying thicknesses.

If you have no other way of telling time, how can you determine that 45 minutes have elapsed?

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-13-2002 04:55

now wait a minut, if there found in a cabin that means the plane crashed into the cabin which means the cabin was obliterated and they weren't found in a cabin, they coulda just frozen over

now conundrums are also like riddles only more realistic... and since beekay hasn't posted one yet ill do one! its very common...

A man is found hung in a room with no windows or furniture, he is about 5 feet tall but 6 feet off the ground, the only opening in this room is the door and it is 7 in radius of where this man was hanging, the only thing in the room besides the man was a puddle of water beneath(spelling?) him, how did he get up there to hang himself?

now remember it is a commen one

EDIT: DARN BUGS URS WAS 1 MINUT BEFORE MINE!!!!!! ok go ahead and do his first then mine later...


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kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 01-13-2002 05:09

He stood on a block of ice.

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-13-2002 05:51

InSiDeR, the cabin refers to an airplane cabin and not a log cabin. That's the trick to that one.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-13-2002 05:54

Bugs: ooh! DOH! sorry its late im taken an online IQ test right now and my brain is stressed

kretts: yes but answere bugs now

i think that if they dont burn at same rate one would be really thick and short and one would be really thin and long to burn up equally

but i still dunno the answere



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flashtongue
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jan 2002

posted posted 01-13-2002 05:59

burn one rope and an hour is past so, you can be certain 45 minutes are up
and you still have a rope to play with
pass

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-13-2002 06:05

heh never thought of it that way...

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-13-2002 06:16

Alright i got one!

Picture a bridge four kilometers long and strong enough to hold ten thousand kilograms, but no more. A loaded transport truck weighing exactly ten thousand kilograms drives onto the bridge. At the halfway point, a sparrow weighing 30 grams lands on the truck, yet the bridge doesn't collapse. How could this be?

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-13-2002 08:53

Hmmm I dont guess anyone cares...

DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 01-13-2002 13:38

after two kilometers he would have burned off much more than 30 grams of fuel.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-13-2002 16:46

DOH! yup thats right gj DG, do you have a book for these or something? anyways your pretty intelligent

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-13-2002 18:34

Here's an EASY one to get warmed up so anyone left scratching their heads needs thier pills revoking for the day:
A similar bridge to insider's spanning 200 metres across a canyon will hold 200 pounds in weight. A man weighing 190 pounds steals 3 gold items from a temple each weighing 10 pounds. the temple gaurds are right behind him so how does he get across the bridge with all three items?

Bugimus, could'nt you cut one rope in half and in half again so you have 4 quarters, light one quarter and the next when the first is burned out and then the third? that would come to 45 minutes when the third was used up


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DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 01-13-2002 21:05

he juggles.

and nope, no book.

Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: AČ, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-13-2002 21:17

i was gonna say he knocks out each guard with one of the gold objects then takes em across one at a time :P

A woman is having a house built, and wants a lot of plants, so she tells the contractors that she wants the windows only on the south side of the house. The house is built following the specifications, and a bear walks by. What color is the bear?

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Of course you're entitled to your own opinion.
Who said I have to agree with it?

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DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 01-13-2002 21:31

grrr

~won't answer this one, so that someone else has a chance.~

Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: AČ, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-13-2002 21:38

lol. i know i know. something i thought of afterwards, is that considering there are only really 3 colors of bears, a better question would be "what color is the bear's skin?" as opposed to its fur color

========================
Of course you're entitled to your own opinion.
Who said I have to agree with it?

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-13-2002 21:40

DG, sorry but i dont think that juggling is a solution due to the fact, that when catching an item it has the double weight for a short time.

the bear is white, cause it's an icebear. house is on northpole.

DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 01-13-2002 21:51

uh...nothing ever has "double the weight" when weight=mass. Gravitational pull comes into play with force, but it would be completely nominal if the gold isn't thrown very high.

Sorry Grumble, to say it has twice the weight is really wrong, dude...but your viewpoint has a bit of weight (heh) in larger scales.

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-13-2002 22:16

mmm, i think this one is being over worked, cant we just accept the (right) answer in the spirit of which it was intended

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-13-2002 22:52

morph, so juggling is the right answer? ok then, big sorry everyone!

and yes, double weight isnt totally correct (i was to fast with thinking), but i still think, that when you catch it, it has more weight because:
weight(force)=gravity+kinetic energy
(or was it potential energy?)

and maybe also when you throw it up, because you have to create a force upwards and therefor there is a counterforce downwards.

am i confusing?

anyway, let's leave it as it is. i dont wanna destroy all the fun with my stupidity.

Perfect Thunder
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milwaukee
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 01-14-2002 01:49

A friend armed me with this one when I was entering a riddle contest long ago:

A man has five children. Half of them are boys. How is this possible?

<edit>That's NOT counting the man along with his children.</edit>

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DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 01-14-2002 02:38

Grumble. You're close. Force (measurable weight on earth, not mass)= Mass X Acceleration.

As said though, the height of the balls in the air would be next to negligible to cause gravity (9.81 m/s/s) to really pick up in opposition to surface friction etc. etc.

And that's way too much physics for a fun game...heh.

I really did see your point, and agree that there would be added micrograms, but that would come in with him breathing too.

Hmm..maybe he could time it with exhalation...


~gets the hairs and the sharp knives~

-------------------------------

Hmm...hemaphrodite?

heh

OH COME ON, IT WAS WORTH A TRY.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-14-2002 03:21

a man doesnt have kids....

but if your asking that he had one with a girl, then the answere is.....
i dunno lol... thats a really good one i can't wait to here the answere to it if mine is wrong....

lmfao DG i woulda posted that if u didn't get there first



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mbridge
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 01-14-2002 04:17

Well the physics problem was bugging me. I realize this post is completely superfluous to the meaning of the thread, but I was just fooling around with some numbers.

Anyway, the model I've used ignores some of the dynamics of force, but it should be reasonably accurate. Oh ya, and I scaled the problem to the SI system because working with pounds is just a pain in the ass.

With the numbers given in the problem, doing anything more than walking across the bridge holding one brick would break the bridge. Why, you ask? Well if you look at the juggling motion, two bricks are instantaneously and simultaneously held meaning that the total weight would be 210 lbs at certain times in the juggling cycle.

Aside from that, just tossing the brick up in the air exerts a force downward that is independent of the gravity force on the man. This force is actually quite large and would easily snap the bridge if the man were to carry only one brick and throw that single brick up into the air. Here are some calculations that prove this point.

So I'm sure no one really cares...but I was bored while talking on AIM.

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-14-2002 04:42

Morph, no you can't just cut the rope into quarters because the rope does not burn at a uniform rate. Therefore, you could not be certain that a quarter of the rope would burn 15 minutes.

Come on now, I'm still waiting for a solution to my rope problem.

vogonpoet
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Mi, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 01-14-2002 05:06

the ropes thicknesses varies right, but are they the same length Bugs?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-14-2002 05:24

The lengths are not necessarily the same. But they will each burn for 1 hour.

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-14-2002 09:01

Hmmmm, stirred up a hornets nest here, perhaps I should consider the physics of any future questions before asking them

~slopes off juggling bricks with one hand~

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-14-2002 09:39

Did you account for the ammount of water he would loose due to persperating by the time he was at the center of the bridge? hrmm....

Buggs, can one mark the ropes in 4ths instead of cutting them into 4ths? and let them both burn to the average of 3/4ths????

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-14-2002 11:45

bugs! the whole time i knew that i have already heard about this one, but i couldnt remember where.
ha, i talked to a friend about it yesterday and he cleared things up a little. then i remebered i saw it on tv long ago, but with another story around it.
afaik the solution is to burn one rope on both ends and also start burning the other one at the same time but only on one end. once the first rope is totally gone (30mins) also start burning the other one on the other end.
when it is gone too....45mins.

as for the physics thingie... since juggling was supposed to be the right answer i guess there is no solution for the man to get over the bridge. cause there is also a similar riddle from my physics lesson in school which i have thought of all the time. (that's why i came up with this theory)

again we have a bridge that holds 10000 kilograms. a truck which has loaded 50 birds is coming by and weighs exactly 10000 kilograms without any load and the birds are all in all 10 kilograms. (so 10010 kg -> bridge crashes)
is it able to pass the bridge when the driver could make the birds fly up in the loading room?
(no fuel burning this time )

Nimraw
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Styx
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-14-2002 13:38

Grumble

Providing that the cargo area is not a closed system, I guess the bridge will hold.

I do not think it would if the cargo space was airtight.

(this resembles a classic problem in the theoretical physics class)

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-14-2002 16:54

hmmm, while chewing on that, consider this. A man is walking through the desert and comes across two unmarked graves. He opens the graves and inside finds a perfectly preserved man and woman. He knows instantly they are Adam and Eve. How?

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-14-2002 17:11

morph, it isnt god, is it?

nimraw, im not 100% sure on this myself. but do you think it really matters if the cargo area is closed or not?
i think, that in either case the birds produce the same air-pressure on the "floor" of the truck than their weight is, so i think the bridge crashes, no matter what the birds do.

it's like the helicopter-principle.

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-14-2002 17:18

Grumble, that was my first answer when I was told this one. Good but wrong

Nimraw
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Styx
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-14-2002 17:42

Grumble

It should matter whether the system is closed. In an open environment, the air pressure from the birds flapping ought to spread/leak into open air and not affect the truck much. If it is a closed system on the other hand the birds could do about anything they pleased and the bringe would crash. Constant mass within the confined space...

Nope, I haven't done any calculating over this Just seems as the most logical way to go in my mind.

The old physics example (that I also don't know the answer to) went something like this:
If you got a butterfly in a jar standing at a scale, will the scale react if the butterfly is taking off but still flying within the jar? Would it make any difference if you put the lid on the jar?

I think it would be a difference, and I used the same reasoning for the truck/bridge/bird-thingy

Morph:
Could the man opening the graves be their son?



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Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-14-2002 17:59

Nimraw: No not their son. These are the real Adam and Eve

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-14-2002 18:50

GRUMBLE, yes, that's the solution to the ropes.

DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 01-14-2002 19:37

They don't have umbilicus markings (no belly buttons)?

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-14-2002 20:29

nimraw, ok also if the birds are producing less pressure on the truck in an open system, it would at least be more than zero. and so we have a total weight of more than 10000. -> bam. bridge crashes.
that's my way of thinking, and that's why i also thought juggling isnt a solution to the other prob.

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-14-2002 20:30

Well done, Dark, right on the mark

OK, a man weighs 180 pounds and robs a temple . . . . .

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Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-14-2002 22:05

What if the bird landed on the truck but kept its wings open and the truck was moving forward at precisely the air speed velocity needed for the bird to fly?

Of course, this brings up the whole debate on whether we're talking about an African or European swallow a la MPHG

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-14-2002 22:50

you got a point bugs.

consider this:
a man weighs 280 pounds and robs a temple and with all the money he goes to a shop.
he ask, what does one cost?
- 20 cents, answers the shopkeeper.
what does 16 cost?
- 40 cents, answers the shopkeeper.
ok, then i take 296.
- ok, that's 60 cents, answers the shopkeeper.

what did he buy?

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-14-2002 23:18

heehee the temple robber. is it house numbers Grumble?

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-14-2002 23:45

morph, the temple robber, is correct!

i think with all that physics/mathematical stuff we are drifting away from the original idea of conundrums...

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-15-2002 00:18

Bugs: Unless of course it was an african swallow! oh yes they can hold twice there wait but not a europian swallow! oh no their bills are much stronger! ...

What?! is the average airspeed velocity of an unlaident swallow?

that movie owns us all....

DarkGarden: if i didnt have school today i woulda been able to answere that one first! i remember it!

Everyone: are we forgetting perfect thunders riddle? a guy has 5 kids and half are boys how so?

also the physics....

On the bridge, I do believe that if he threw it up it would cause a downward force. Not to mention that grumble said the 2 guys were also fallowing him behind, that would have caused the bridge to colapse.

Bugs is right about the birds, if they are moving the same speed as the truck is and they are in the air, they will not cause any effect to the weight of the truck....



Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: AČ, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-15-2002 00:27

i still say he knocks out the guards with the items and carries them across one by one

========================
Of course you're entitled to your own opinion.
Who said I have to agree with it?

silence
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: soon to be "the land down under"
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 01-15-2002 00:32

Perfect thunder, they are all boys. So naturally half of them are boys but so is the other half since it wasn't specified that the other half was girls.



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Perfect Thunder
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milwaukee
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 01-15-2002 01:17

Bang on, Silence! That was the one that won my riddle contest, by the way, so long ago.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-15-2002 02:45

great!!!!!! ill remember that one...

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-15-2002 09:02

InSiDeR, the temple guards would know the weight limit of the bridge so they wouldn't go on it

Raptor, this is your average temple robber, not Samson with an asses jawbone

Right, a man is laying dead in a room locked from the inside with no windows. on the bed is a plank of wood and in the bin is some sawdust. What happened?



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Apok
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-15-2002 22:16

I gots one

A man living on the coast of England decided to go to bed for the night. He brushed his teeth and shut of the light then went to bed. When he got up in the morning he was horrified to see dead people all over the beach . What happened?

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 01-15-2002 22:32

Apok:

The man was a light house attendant. He shut the light off to the light house and in doing so he caused a ship to wreak.

Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

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Arthemis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milky Way
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-16-2002 01:44

or.... the man lived on a little island between europe and northen africa, and precisely the night before, the european union announced that all illegal resident foreigners could get citadinship the next day. now.... use your imagination

Apok
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-16-2002 02:02

Way to go CPromt..............i think that was more a riddle. Im not sure what a colundrum is unless its a riddle in disquise.

PS: fun reading bugamus

Apok

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-16-2002 07:05

Actually, Apok, that is what I consider a conundrum. It's a description like that with a story that needs fleshing out. Such as:

"A" lies dead on the floor. "B" is sleeping on the couch. There is a container on the table. What happened?

silence
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: soon to be "the land down under"
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 01-17-2002 01:28

Someone answer Morph's, it's driving me crazy.

Also, here's one.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man says "thank you". What was wrong with the man?

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-17-2002 02:10

you dont drink water at a bar thats what water fountains are for

we may need to make a second thread for bug's awsome post

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 01-17-2002 09:59

(dunno if that's the right way to say it in English) The man had hiccups.

bitdamaged
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 100101010011 <-- right about here
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-17-2002 19:29

Oh I think the answer to Morph's is that he juggles the 3 items while crossing the bridge

::Edit:: Of course DG already got that... bastard



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silence
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: soon to be "the land down under"
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 01-17-2002 20:44

Correct, mahjqa. Good on!

Bitdamaged, I was talking about the one with the man in the room with no windows.



Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-17-2002 22:44

Bit, hee,hee

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-19-2002 12:34

now what's it? there are some unanswered ones which im very interested in...

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-19-2002 21:35

Like: "A" lies dead on the floor. "B" is sleeping on the couch. There is a container on the table. What happened?

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-20-2002 19:25

Bugimus, is "A" a goldfish, "B" a cat and the container a fishbowl?

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-21-2002 00:41

So you heard that one before, eh?

How about this one:

"A" and "B" are conversing in a room.
"B" turns and proceeds towards "C" in another room.
"A" drops to his knees, reaches into a drawer, and shoots "B" in the leg with a pistol.

Explain.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-21-2002 06:28

Hmm im going to guess...

B just asked for a divource with A and is going to his new lover C and A reaches down to shoot B?

edit: I need to stop watching soaps don't I?

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Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-21-2002 06:40

B just asked for a divource with A... nope

...and is going to his new lover C... nope

...and A reaches down to shoot B... I kind of already told you that

You're allowed to ask yes/no questions to narrow it down.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-21-2002 07:02

yea i didnt think that would be it....

but here are some questions

what kind of room are they in? (decribe them)

how far apart are the rooms?

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-21-2002 07:05

How about, "would you please tell us the answer?" =)

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-21-2002 07:50

well slime i thought about asking that but then i wouldnt be using my head now would i

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-21-2002 10:02

Are A, B and C all human?

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-21-2002 18:13

I don't really think that these count as conundrums bugs... I mean really you can put just about any situation in these and they could work. I don't know maybe its just me

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-21-2002 18:47

Morph: yes.

InSiDeR, this is the definition of a style of conundrum as I defined in my opening comments. This is the type that I really enjoy because you have to think of all possibilities and carefully phrase your questions to get to the right answer. And you're right it's really like unraveling a mystery or a scene from a movie. I call this one a conundrum because others have and I don't know what else to name them.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-21-2002 20:48

alright now answere my question

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-21-2002 23:06

Is A female?
Is B female?
Is C female?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-22-2002 00:03

A is male
B is male
C is female

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-22-2002 00:17

a says to b: just go ahead, make it up with my wife!
b turns to a's wife c in other room.
a shoots em.

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-22-2002 00:39

"A says to B: just go ahead, make it up with my wife!"

No, but their discussion did concern C.

"B turns to A's wife C in other room."

Yes, C is A's wife.

"a shoots em."

A shoots B in the leg just after falling to his knees.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-22-2002 02:51

Ok after watching 50,000 hours of soaps...

A is talking to B and B admits having an affair with C and turns toward C's room. And then A shoots B.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-22-2002 02:55

Wait, I just noticed something.

"A shoots B in the leg"

Now the fact that he shot him in the leg was either to throw us off or something to eventually pick up. So leg must mean something.

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-22-2002 03:02

Of course, every detail that I'm giving you is crucial to the solution. Remember that A first falls to his knees then shoots B in the leg.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-22-2002 03:40

Does B kick A in the balls?

eyezaer
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From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-22-2002 03:53

C is the wife of A, B shoots A, A falls to his knees, grabs a gun and shoots B, b4 he takes his last breath, B is about to attack C when B gets it in the leg. Big Duh!



edit... okay, i hadnt read any of the other posts when i posed that... i *could* be wrong. At least i was right with C being As wife!

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Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-22-2002 04:28

Was the purpose of A's reaching into a drawer to obtain the pistol?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-22-2002 05:34

InSiDeR,
ummm... no.

izzy,
Yes, A shoots B just before taking his last breath.
Yes, B was about to attack C but was stopped from doing so because of being shot in the leg.

Slime,
Yes, reaching into the drawer was to get the pistol.

The picture becomes clearer! But there are a few hefty details left to be uncovered.

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-22-2002 05:40

I couldent resist... 100

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-22-2002 05:54

Wow!!! I started a post that actually broke 3 digits? Woohoo!

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-22-2002 12:51

Are A and B in space suits?

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-22-2002 17:42

No.

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-22-2002 17:48

Neck deep in water? (I'm just looking for an angle on last breath)

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-22-2002 20:56

No water. Remember, B turned away from A and then A fell to his knees before shooting. Don't let "last breath" mislead you, I said yes to that only to say that he was dying.

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-22-2002 22:37

was there a physical fight between a and b BEFORE b turned away from a?

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-23-2002 00:07

Is harsh language involved... or the use of toung depressor's???

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-23-2002 03:03

no and no

silence
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: soon to be "the land down under"
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 01-23-2002 03:03

Did B kill A?

I remember these conundrum things now. We used to call them 20 questions when I was in school.

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-23-2002 03:27

No, B did not kill A.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-23-2002 03:31

Did B poison A?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-23-2002 04:35

No

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-23-2002 06:57

so, A turned from B and fell to his knez reached into a drawer, got a gun, shot B and then died...(did he die right a way or spazim for a while???) B did not kill him. (B didnt even try to kill him?) and B was going to attack C... A's wife, Dave.

So does that mean that B is Emps? (this is starting to get interesting!!!)



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Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-23-2002 09:03

A had enough time to shoot B in the leg before he died.
B did *not* kill A.
B did *not* even try to kill A.
B was on the way to attack C, A's wife.

B is indeed Emps. LOL!!!

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-23-2002 23:19

Hmm

I must have missed that one.

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-24-2002 00:13

they are allusing on emps former sig-quote: you are my wife now dave.

bugs, some more Qs:
is izzys version already the solution?

does C know what's going on all the time?
or
is the door between the two rooms closed?

is C related in any way to B?

if i understood it correctly:
A died after all this, but without influence from B.
B did not die, but was injured by the legshot.
is this true or false?

DAMNED! couldnt we start this with names like Peter Paul and Mary? these letters are so confusing?

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-24-2002 00:21

I had to re-post this....

"A" and "B" are conversing in a room.
"B" turns and proceeds towards "C" in another room.
"A" drops to his knees, reaches into a drawer, and shoots "B" in the leg with a pistol.

Explain.

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-24-2002 00:56

"is izzys version already the solution?" NO, but he did reveal a couple key details.

"does C know what's going on all the time?" No

"is the door between the two rooms closed?" Irrelevant

"is C related in any way to B?" No

"if i understood it correctly:
A died after all this, but without influence from B.
B did not die, but was injured by the legshot.
is this true or false?"

TRUE

"DAMNED! couldnt we start this with names like Peter Paul and Mary? these letters are so confusing?"

We know C is female, henceforth she will be called Mary.
Since gay marriages are still not recognized in most areas, A will be called Peter.

We have yet to determine what sex B is so I can't name him yet

silence
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: soon to be "the land down under"
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 01-24-2002 01:06

is B a dog or some other animal?

will I ever be able to sleep without knowing the answer to this damn thing?

who is kaiser soze?

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-24-2002 02:07

bugs, in your post at 01-22-2002 12:03 AM in this thread you said:
A is male
B is male
C is female

and also somewhere in here you said, that they are all human.
so, A=Peter B=Paul C=Mary
argh. i have now so many details about this situation but still no clue why all this happens.
i have to figure out what Peter(A) died of.
so, more Qs:

is Peter having an illness of any kind?
are all characters about the same age?
is Peter attracted by Mary and viceversa? (are they betraying Paul)

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-24-2002 02:45

GRUMBLE,

Sorry we did establish all the sexes and that they're all human.

A=Peter
B=Paul
C=Mary


"is Peter having an illness of any kind?" Yes
"are all characters about the same age?" Yes

"is Peter attracted by Mary and viceversa? (are they betraying Paul)" Peter(A) and Mary(C) are husband and wife. There was no romantic involvement between Paul(B) and Mary(C).

DigitalUbiquity
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: St. Paul, MN, USA
Insane since: Jan 2002

posted posted 01-24-2002 02:54

Sorry Bugimus... doesn't look like anyone is interested in Conundrums...

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-24-2002 03:36

Sheesh, tell me about it. LOL!

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-24-2002 03:47

Well something tells me that 124 posts means that people who actually post in this forum like conundrums shii. Or maybe thats just me

silence
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: soon to be "the land down under"
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 01-24-2002 04:47

Screw everyone else, I must know the answer!! heheh....

Seriously, though, is B a dog or some other type of animal?

Throw me a bone here, bug.

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-24-2002 21:50

Here's what we know:

Peter(A):
- human male
- fell to his knees due to some sort of medical problem or illness
- husband of Mary(C)
- after reaching into a drawer to shoot Paul(B) in the, he dies

Paul(B):
- human male
- was on his way to attack Mary(C)
- before he could attack her, he is shot in the leg by Peter(A)
- Paul(B) did *nothing* to harm or cause Peter(A) to die

Mary(C):
- wife of Peter(A)
- she has no idea anything is happening, she is in another part of the house.

There is no family relation between any of these people.

There is no romantic issue between them other than Peter and Mary are married.

GRUMBLE had asked if there was a *physical* fight between Peter and Paul before Paul turns to attack Mary. There was not a "physical" fight between them. They were discussing something *very* relevant to the solution before Paul turned to attack Mary.

Hints: It would be very good to find out what Peter and Paul were "discussing". It would also help to know what they do for a living.



eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-24-2002 22:11

Is one of them a professional assassin? Does B have a prosthetic leg? Does A's dying have anyting to do with the solution?

Were they talkin about C?

Were they talkin about wills? if so is B a lawyer, and A knew he was dying so he had no reason not to shoot a lawyer?

Did A know he was dying?

Was Money involved?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-24-2002 22:22

Is one of them a professional assassin? No
Does B have a prosthetic leg? No
Does A's dying have anyting to do with the solution? Yes
Were they talkin about C? Mary(C) was part of their discussion.
Were they talkin about wills? No
so is B a lawyer, and A knew he was dying so he had no reason not to shoot a lawyer? No
Did A know he was dying? Yes
Was Money involved? No



InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-24-2002 23:37

Was (B)Paul maybe mary's X/Hudband? Did (A)Peter have a stroke? How old are they all?

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-25-2002 00:18

I think A said to B, "please go and attack my wife," so he did, and then as a practical joke, his last one before he died, A shot him in the leg.

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-25-2002 00:28

buggs, i am going to hunt you down and kill you. okay?

silence
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: soon to be "the land down under"
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 01-25-2002 00:51

No, eye, the bug must live to tell us the end of his story. But afterwards...hhehe...well....

Okay, do A and B work together (the peter, paul and mary thing is more confusing to me)?
Does A work with C?
Does B work with C?
Does A work in a professional field (doctor, lawyer, etc.)?
Does B work in a professional field?
Does C work in a professional field?

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-25-2002 01:00

A should be Adam
B should be Barny
C should be Cindy

You had to go and make it More confusing eh?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-25-2002 03:30

Paul(B) was not Mary(C)'s ex-husband.

Peter(A) having a stroke is close enough, he had a heart attack.

They are all middle aged.

"do A and B work together" Yes
"Does A work with C?" No
"Does B work with C?" No
"Does A work in a professional field (doctor, lawyer, etc.)?" Yes, knowing which one is important.
"Does B work in a professional field?" Yes, knowing which one is important.
"Does C work in a professional field?" No

Slime said, "I think A said to B, 'please go and attack my wife', so he did, and then as a practical joke, his last one before he died, A shot him in the leg." No. It's crucial to know what A and B were discussing.

silence
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: soon to be "the land down under"
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 01-25-2002 03:36

Now we're getting somewhere. The game is afoot, Watson.

Are A/B doctors?
Are A/B lawyers?
If A/B are doctors, is A B's doctor, or vice versa?
Also, are they in a hospital?
B was shot with a pistol, i.e. a handgun, correct?




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Slime
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From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-25-2002 03:50

My post was just a joke anyway =)

Hey, wait, I bet B was telling A a conundrum, and A was so confused by it that he had a heart attack, and since he wanted his wife at least to survive, he shot B in the leg before he had a chance to tell it to C!

(Another joke, because i really can't figure this out =)

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-25-2002 03:53

So, C was part of the discussion, Was the discusion mostly about her? Was she only mentioned in the discussion? somewhere inbetwixt?

Does there location matter?

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-25-2002 03:58

Ok

What were A & B discussing?

What proffessional feild did A work in?

Note: I didn't type their names bugs because thats just typing more, it makes me want to hurt people to type more, why do you want me to hurt people?

bunchapixels
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 01-25-2002 04:33

another little riddle:

what is it that no man wants, yet no man wants to lose?

(i have two good answers to this riddle)

oh, and one question for the current riddle:

is A dying of natural causes?

___________________
b u n c h a p i x e l s

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-25-2002 05:03

"Are A/B doctors?" YES. What type is important.
"If A/B are doctors, is A B's doctor, or vice versa?" No
"Also, are they in a hospital?" No
"B was shot with a pistol, i.e. a handgun, correct?" Correct

"Was the discusion mostly about C?" No
"somewhere inbetwixt?" That's probably the closest way of looking at it.
"Does their location matter?" No

InSiDeR, there's no need to hurt people Peter, Paul, & Mary or A, B, & C makes no diff to me.

bunchapixels, we have established that Peter(A) was dying of a naturally occurring heart attack.

And I would have to guess "responsibility".

bunchapixels
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 01-25-2002 05:57

bugs: hmm... responsibility doesn't fit as well as the 'real' answers...

and did B tell A something new about C?

is there anything unusual about C?

are A and B medical doctors? are they general practicioners? specialists?

does InSiDeR know how to ask a close-ended question?

oh, and a few more for those who give up on bug's:

riddle b2:
a man lies dead next to a rock.
explain.

riddle b3 (apparently true):
a man lies dead, in the forest, in a wetsuit.
explain.


___________________
b u n c h a p i x e l s

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Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-25-2002 07:18

"did B tell A something new about C?" No
"is there anything unusual about C?" No
"are A and B medical doctors?" Yes
"are they specialists?" Yes, you're almost there on this detail!


I know the rock one but I'll let someone else answer.

I haven't heard the wetsuit one so I think he was a scuba diver and ran out of air and settled in a forest of kelp.

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-25-2002 09:32

Bunchapixels, Riddle 1 - his wife

bugs, were A and B heart surgeons?

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-25-2002 09:37

A and B were not heart surgeons. They were both medical doctors and specialists of some kind.

Nimraw
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Styx
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-25-2002 09:49

The wetsuite one:

The scuba diver was accidently scooped up by the water container of a chopper fighting a fire in the woods.

Release water over fire in forest-> scubadiver falls to his death.

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-25-2002 13:10

were they orthopaedic doctors?

the man next to the rock, is the rock a gravestone?

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

DigitalUbiquity
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: St. Paul, MN, USA
Insane since: Jan 2002

posted posted 01-25-2002 15:51

never mind...

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Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-25-2002 19:11

"orthopaedic doctors?" No

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-25-2002 20:15

BAH!!! This is doing my nut!

Q, Bugimus, Bin Laden and Bill Gates are in a room. you have two bullets. who do you shoot?

A, Bugimus first. then shoot him again to make sure

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-25-2002 21:13

Should I give hints?

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-25-2002 21:58

well, seems as if we have to get through all possibilities

are they dentists?
are they gynocologisits?
are they opticians?
are they psychologists?
are they therapeuts?

(argh, i dont know the english names for all those specialists)

silence
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: soon to be "the land down under"
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 01-25-2002 21:59

Yeah, maybe a hint would help. Not a little bit, not a big bit, but a middle bit. Something to keep us going.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-25-2002 22:02

God Damnit Nimraw & Morph, I hate school, I always miss answering the easy ones when I am at school. There was a fire in the forest and a helicopter was sweeping water from a near by lake to dump, the man was scuba-diving and was accidentally dropped in the fire. And yes, the guy was in his coffen not yet barried lying next to his tombstone.

Bug yes you should give hints because I seem to be the only one figuring things out just kidding, but I did find out about the heart attack! Thats important you know!

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-25-2002 22:51

OK ok ok. This should be a hint that will knock this thing out once and for all.

"are they psychologists?" Close enough. They were both psychiatrists. They were professional colleagues. They were having a lively but gentlemanly argument about something related to their field of work.

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-25-2002 23:42

they were discussing about the sense of life.
Peter was suffering of "suicidia" (=higly suicid endangered) and said to Paul he is going to kill him self, there fore Paul went to tell Mary, but Peter didnt want that, fell on his knees to reach in the drawer for the pistol. and you know the rest...

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-25-2002 23:53

Sorry, that's not it.

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-26-2002 00:03

not even close?
so what were they talking about?
Sigmunds Freuds theories?
anything related to death?
sex in modern society?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-26-2002 00:11

None of those things. Although "death" was certainly part of it.

Once you find out what they were disagreeing about, you should be able to piece the whole thing together.

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-26-2002 00:13

Was A trying to do B a favor when he shot him?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-26-2002 00:18

No

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-26-2002 00:29

ooh! they were disagreeing and they were talking about death and did they both know that he was dying of a heart attack? or did it come on because of the conversation? or what?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-26-2002 00:34

No, the heart attack was completely unexpected. It was not caused by anything they were discussing.

Key point: Paul(B) turned away from Peter(A) and then Peter(A) suffered the heart attack. Peter(A) dropped to his knees as a result of this heart attack and then shot Paul(B) in the leg. He shot him in the leg on purpose.

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-26-2002 00:37

I think I'm going to need to hire a body guard after this is over.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-26-2002 00:40

Proud to have my 500'th post in this forum and in this thread!

Bugs, by any chance did B say something that startled A which led to A's heart attack?

Did B have a liter or container or surenge of any type holding a deadly disease and he said he was going to unleash it upon the world? I highly doubt it but I just finished watching 12 monkeys for the 50'th time.

edit: you posted the answere to my question 3 minuts before my post while I was still thinking and typing.... so nevermind my 1st "?"...


[This message has been edited by InSiDeR (edited 01-26-2002).]

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-26-2002 00:51

InSiDeR, congrats on 500! And do you know that 12 Monkeys is one of my *all time* favorite movies? I just might have to watch it again tonight!

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-26-2002 01:08

im already so HOT on the solution of this. its making me crazy...

we're they talking about heart-attacks or other kinds of heart-diseases/illness/infarcts ?
(although Peters heart-attack came unexpected)

hmmm. no. probably not.
another idea:
Paul must have said some so shocking to Peter that he got that heart-attack, right?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-26-2002 02:12

No, Paul(B) did or said *nothing* to bring on the heart attack, it was a completely independent and unexpected occurrence.

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-26-2002 02:27

Were they maybe discussing suicide or assisted suicide?
Is C (the wife) healthy?
Did B plan on harming C?
If so, was A aware of this?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-26-2002 02:47

"discussing suicide or assisted suicide?" No
"Is C (the wife) healthy?" Perfectly healthy
"Did B plan on harming C?" Hint: Not exactly.
"If so, was A aware of this?" Hint: A and B were both aware of what was *supposed* to happen.

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-26-2002 03:10

were they arguing about the death of C? direct from them or indirect>?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-26-2002 03:18

That's very close. You absolutely need to know what they were disagreeing about to know why I can't "yes" 100% to that.

Remember they were psychiatrists and they were having a disagreement about something related to their field of expertise. You are getting very warm!

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-26-2002 08:05

Had A not had a heart attack, would he still have shot B? In other words, was it his heart attack that made him want to shoot B?
Did he intend to kill B or just wound him?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-26-2002 08:12

"was it his heart attack that made him want to shoot B?" Yes
"Did he intend to kill B or just wound him?" Just wound him

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-27-2002 00:09

were they discussing the after life?

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: AČ, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-27-2002 01:06

Did A shoot B to bring the fact that A was having a heart attack to B's attention? *g*

[This message has been edited by Raptor (edited 01-27-2002).]

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-27-2002 01:12

LOL, raptor. do you really think shooting him was the only way to get attention?
i mean, if he could shoot he should at least be able to yell.

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 01-27-2002 01:54

I like Raptor's idea, though.

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-27-2002 02:36

Is this correct at all?

B intended to tell C something, at the request of A. However, once A had his heart attack, the thing B was going to tell C became false, as a result of the heart attack. So A shot B to keep him from telling C.

Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: AČ, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-27-2002 02:44

of course grumble! the best way to get somebody's 100% attention is to shoot them in the leg

"Remember they were psychiatrists and they were having a disagreement about something related to their field of expertise."

Were they arguing about the mental state of C in any way, be it schizophrenia, bipolar, sexual deviant, or otherwise?

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eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-27-2002 03:57

welll... herez for 180 posts.... lets get the answer b4 200 please!

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-27-2002 04:15

Well bugs it looks like you are almost at 2000! And 12 monkeys was a great, mind throbbing, movie. Another I like is Blade Runner, futuristic or apocalyptic movies always grab my attention and some good drama's or murder mysteries too!

But anyway....

quote:
"Did B plan on harming C?" Not exactly



So they must have planned to do something to C. But B wasn't sure about how he was going to approach C.

Tell me did B end up killing C? Or does that not matter?

I just now realized bugs that you need to meet my dad, he is an entomologist and knows all kinds of things about bugs and how they are bugs themselves



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blu
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: San Antonio, TX, USA
Insane since: Jan 2002

posted posted 01-27-2002 05:11

i just got done reading this ENTIRE thing and - good lord - someone PLEASE ANSWER THIS QUESTION!!! i am so confused I HAVE TO KNOW THE ANSWER PLEASE!!!! for everyone's sake JUST TELL US! =)

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eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-27-2002 05:23

nono... we are getting very close!!! i can feel it... just waitig for buggs to answer the above questions...

Arthemis
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milky Way
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-28-2002 11:27

b and c are the same person before and after an operation?

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-28-2002 13:25

Where's he hiding? Bugs! get here and sort this out, were're waiting on ya man

~runs round looking under rocks~

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-28-2002 20:48

Im gonna squish you if you don't come out of where ever you are!

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-29-2002 03:49

I'm here and I would love to see 200 so I'll continue here Thanks for opening it back up!

I know I shouldn't have gone out of town for a relaxing trip up the coast when we had such a great thread going. But for some strange reason, Wella gave me a funny look when I suggested we not go so I could continue with this thread. LOL!!!

I was hoping you would all solve this before I left. But I'm back and I see we're still going strong.

"discussing the afterlife?" No

"B intended to tell C something... ...So A shot B to keep him from telling C." No

"Were they arguing about the mental state of C in any way, be it schizophrenia, bipolar, sexual deviant, or otherwise?" They were not arguing about C's mental state.

"Tell me did B end up killing C?" C lived because A shot B in the leg.

"b and c are the same person before and after an operation?" No

Hint: They were arguing about what would happen in a hypothetical situation.

bunchapixels
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 01-29-2002 04:01

was the hypothetical concerning C?
did the bullet shot actually physically stop B from harming C?
did B end up reaching C?
was B's intent malicious?

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eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-29-2002 04:18

did B decide to act out the hypothetical idea and the other dude didnt want him to so he shot em?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-29-2002 04:44

"was the hypothetical concerning C?" Only in that B was on his way to attack her.
"did the bullet shot actually physically stop B from harming C?" Absolutely. And A intentionally aimed for the leg.
"did B end up reaching C?" No, thanks to A.
"was B's intent malicious?" Oh that's a tough one to answer. I can only say he was on his way to attack C.

"did B decide to act out the hypothetical idea..." Only partly.
"...and the other dude didnt want him to..." No. edit/hint/clarification: A and B were in agreement about what was supposed to happen.



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bunchapixels
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 01-29-2002 05:33

is there anything unusual about C, or her situation; or is the 'riddle bit' primarily concerning A and B, with C as the innocent bystander?

if A had not had a heart attack, would he have followed C?
would the entire even have been fairly trivial in this case?

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Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-29-2002 07:04

"is there anything unusual about C, or her situation; or is the 'riddle bit' primarily concerning A and B, with C as the innocent bystander?" YES, that is right on.

"if A had not had a heart attack, would he have followed C?" I'll assume you mean follow B and YES, he would have followed B very closely.

"would the entire even have been fairly trivial in this case?" YES, everything would have been much less dramatic had the heart attack not occurred.

I am smelling a solution getting very close now.


Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-29-2002 09:25

Is C pregnant, or in a coma or some other state of limbo and B was on his way to switch off her life support to prove she would/would not live?

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-29-2002 16:07

No, C was perfectly normal and healthy.

St. Seneca
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: 3rd shelf, behind the cereal
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 01-29-2002 19:28

B was on his way to attack C, but was it the vicious form of "attack"? Perhaps he was merely going to grab her up in his arms and kiss her which would also be considered "attacking".

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 01-29-2002 23:45

We are closing in on the answere

bunchapixels
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 01-30-2002 00:09

um, bugs, was i 'right on' with the first half of the question (something unusual about C), or the second (innocent bystander)?
would the action that B was going to perform physically exertive (like kicking someone to death), or less strenuous (like depressing a foot pedal)?

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Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-30-2002 06:12

"was it the vicious form of "attack"?" Let's just say that if A had not shot B in the leg, B would have murdered C.

buncha, sorry I answered you very unclearly. I meant that you were right on the money that C was an innocent bystander. There was nothing special or unusual about C.

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-30-2002 10:56

b would have shot her?
now that clears things up a bit...
and money was involved right?

ok a n b were planning to get rid of c to get all her decoration, jewels and so on.
but since a was going to die he saw that this is unfair and the least he could do is to prevent c from killing his wife.
game over.

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-30-2002 11:02

hmmm, sounds plausable, Grumble but didn't someone say A intended to shoot B in the leg? the only reason I can think of for this is when A collapsed and grabbed his gun he shot B from under the desk and could only see his legs

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-30-2002 11:23

yes and by the shot C would be warned that something evil is going on.

bugs, if A wouldnt have got the heart attack, C would have been killed
by B?
by A?
by A and B?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-30-2002 16:28

Money or taking jewelry had nothing to do the solution.

A intentionally shot B in the leg. He could have killed him if he wanted but chose only to injure him.

"if A wouldnt have got the heart attack, C would have been killed" Incorrect. If A did not have the heart attack, C would NOT have been killed. As it happens even with the heart attack C was saved by A's actions.

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 01-30-2002 17:25

bugs you are confusing me. is there even a sensefull explanaition for that situation.
but on the other hand im so crazy about this, that i cant wait to hear it!

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-30-2002 17:58

The solution is not only sensible but it is completely plausible. This is my all time favorite conundrum precisely because I remember what it was like the first time I tried to solve it with some friends several years ago.

The key to solving this is to find out *exactly* what the two psychiatrists were arguing about. Remember they were having a gentlemanly debate about a hypothetical situation that is related to their field of expertise.

Hint: They decided to settle their debate once and for all.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 01-30-2002 18:31

They aren't hypnotherapists debating whether you could hypnotise someone to kill someone else are they? A hypnotises B who goes off to murder C causing A to have a heart attack but he gets a gun and shoots B breaking B out of their hypnotic state.

I think I may have A and B mixed up but something like that? Perhaps B also hypnotised A to have the heart attack in a hypnotherapist's stare down!!

My best shot.

[edit: badly worded!!]

[edit: Swapped A and B around]

Emps

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Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 01-30-2002 20:30

Damn it Emps, thats too good. if thats not the answer then it deserves to be

<edit> btw, does anyone have a record on what the all time biggest posting was?

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

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BeeKay
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: North Carolina mountains
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 01-30-2002 21:26

My money is on Emp getting it right! Dadgumit!

bunchapixels
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 01-30-2002 23:43

WOO-HOO!
over 200 posts!

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eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 01-31-2002 00:23

to deviate even more... how long does it take to load this thread on a 56k?

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 01-31-2002 01:15

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

F I N A L L Y ! ! ! Emps that's it!!! Yeaaaahhhhh!!!

A and B were disagreeing on whether a hypnotized person would actually carry through with a murder. They decided to conduct an experiment where A would hypnotize B to go and murder C. Of course, A would be right there to snap B out of the hypnosis as soon as it became clear he was going to do the deed. But just as B turns to go attack C, A begins to suffer a fatal heart attack and realizes the only way to save his wife and not kill his friend is to shoot him in the leg.

That was fun


bunchapixels
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 01-31-2002 01:51

well done emps, and i know declare this thread - dead.

---so, DOES anyone love conundrums? i never found out.---

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