Topic awaiting preservation: another challenge, a challenge on what women REALLY want

dear friends, and foes, you decide, i have a new challenge...
this challenge you can find in the wife of bath story, in the book canterbury tales, (we are reading it in class) My guess is that what women really want is a man that is sweet, kind, not rude, brave, not show offy, and values the women, and shows her love. Another thing that women might want is power over men, but i don't know exctly, post your thoughts, or ideas! pleeeeeaaaase!
-if you are what you eat, i will be you by morning =-)

"once i have fought, and now i am dead, but do not worry, for you shall also be deceased"

I hate to break this to you, but men have been trying to answer this question since the dawn of time (long before Chaucer, needless to say). I'll give you a hint: if you are a man, whatever you say in reply to this question (i.e., what do women really want?) will be wrong.

Now, we may get a few women in this thread huffing and puffing about how that's not true, and how what they want is really very simple, but don't believe them. If you want my opinion, it's so hard to figure out what women really want because they don't even know what they really want.

Men, on the other hand, are simple creatures who think with their reproductive organs and only want one thing: sex. At least, that is the CV. The truth is that men are just as complex as women (i.e., men don't really know what they want either), they just don't show it. Society has convinced most of us to adopt our proper gender roles and not make waves.

Not to mention that, after being around women long enough, most men give up on getting what they really want anyway.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'll be getting into my asbestos suit over here...

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you're right Master.

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Any truth to the rumor that what women really want is a standards compliant web browser?

That's plainly not true, Master Suho...

I know what I want when I see it!

The problem with finding out what women want lies in Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. Once you find out what they want, they don't want it anymore. Also, if they tell you what they want they immediately don't want it anymore since "they had to tell you".

Therefore, I conclude that it is impossible to both know what a woman wants and know what a woman wants "right now" at the same time.

However, using the reverse impropability principle, I have deduced that what women REALLY want is ....
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uhh, what was I saying?



(Edited by silence on 04-26-2005 07:00)

If a man speaks in the forest and there's no one around to hear him, is he still wrong?


=)

Actually, it is easy enough to understand -

Woman know what they want, when they FEEL it.

Men know what they want, when they SEE it.

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norm said:

Any truth to the rumor that what women really want is a standards compliant web browser?

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If only it were that easy...

WS: I'm just going to assume you're joking.

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You've got a very degraded mind, Master Suho!

That what comes from playing with the Hentai Squid...

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NoJive said:

If a man speaks in the forest and there's no one around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Or there's always the time-tested question: If a tree falls in the woods, and kills a mime, and there's no one around to see, does anyone care?


Justice 4 Pat Richard

What one single woman "wants" changes based on the time of day, the weather, current surroundings, etc... Basically, there is no way to ever figure it out. Sometimes you can get a lucky guess in and claim a small victory, but for the most part ALL women are crazy. CRAZY.

If you're like me and play the game safely, a basket of porn is always a nice gesture

Hilary Clinton knows what women want

Make my day and give me a smile

Women want chocolate.

Period.

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especially low carb chocolate. but you gotta be *really* careful how you give it to em.

^ROTFLMAO!!!!

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krets said:
Period.

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Most of the women seem to dislike that, though.

Question 1: What drives the ultimate male fantasy?
Answer 1: A huge desire to meet an endless stream of good looking young women and fuck the ass off them!
Question 2: What can Mother Nature plant in men's minds so that men produce the maximum number of babies?
Answer 2: A huge desire to meet an endless stream of good looking young women and fuck the ass off them!

Question 3: What drives the ultimate female fantasy?
Answer 3: A huge desire to meet a strong, kind and successful man and have an endless stream of his babies
Question 4: What can Mother Nature plant in women's minds so that women produce the maximum number of babies?
Answer 4: A huge desire to meet a strong, kind and successful man and have an endless stream of his babies

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I think "fuck the shit out of them!" might be a better description...just my personal preference

Holy smokes!

This thread is getting out of hand.

I think questions like "What do women really want?" or "What do men really want?" or "What to pink and yellow-green elves really want?" are so far in to stereotyping and prejudice as to no really be worth discussing.

If we treat all women and men as individuals who want to be respected. If we realize we can learn something new from each of them and stop trying to treat people as members of a class just because they have some physical characteristic or other, we will all be a lot better off.



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-- not necessarily stoned... just beautiful.

In a perfect world Hyperbole, that would be true...

Yes, that's all well and good, but what do pink and yellow-green elves really want?

And speaking of class and prejudice, they're not pink. They're fuschia.

I mean really, hyperbole, get with it...

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wowzers, that was a riot, ya, in chaucer it said that women really want power over men, but hey! who knows, i however am a woman, well, young lady if you please, and i don't understand men at all! what do they want? only they (maybe know) bye bye!!!!!!! ( any suggestions?

"once i have fought, and now i am dead, but do not worry, for you shall also be deceased"

Women want power over men? Women have power over men.

What we want, they have and decide when and if we can have it.

Men don't want Women to know they've power over Man!

hmmmm, that may be true, perhaps over the years the mating structures in humans, instead of the men trying to impress the women, we try to impress the men, to much? so, although women may not realize it, but they just have to be theirselves, and not anything else to please a man any furthur? A NEW DISCOVER HAS BEEN FOUND!!!!!!! te he, thank you very much blaise, that was a good point, i dunno, any contradictions?

"once i have fought, and now i am dead, but do not worry, for you shall also be deceased"

I do not believe that women try to impress men. I really believe that women try to impress other women.

Dan @ Code Town

hmm, that may be true, but part of it is that we try to impress guys , so that we can have girls envy us, lol, good observing though!

"once i have fought, and now i am dead, but do not worry, for you shall also be deceased"

As far as I can see, you can be old, boring, fat, bald, ugly and mean and you can still attract a lot of lovely and willing young ladies....

assuming you're a millionaire that is

hmm, interesting, but if the dude was fat, and old, and maybe stressed from being mad, then he would die soon anyway, so really they wouldn't be attracted, just using him. Why do you bring up the point morph?

"once i have fought, and now i am dead, but do not worry, for you shall also be deceased"

The point is, even if faced with 50 years with said male, women seem able to suffer the rough to gain the smooth, no matter how ridiculous the look to the rest of the world. How often have you seen a young attractive woman with a much older, unattractive rich guy?
the guy doesnt always have to be rich, just able to fund a comfortable lifestyle

ya, i guess i still don't understand guys though, i guess i'm not supposed to either, lol. I actually would prefer to make a good lifestyle by myself, it seems much more relaxing by ways of not having to be stressed by another person, my boyfriend is confusing enough!

How often have you seen a young attractive woman with a much older, unattractive rich guy?

"once i have fought, and now i am dead, but do not worry, for you shall also be deceased"

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Men don't want Women to know they've power over Man!

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Women don't want men to know they know men don't want women to know they've power over men....



A bit more seriously, all I want, as a young lady, is loving and entertainment. Isn't this simple enough? Then again, you have to know what kind of things entertain me, and also that kissing for hours in public places isn't my cuppa tea, but this is very little effort to make when you get to know someone... If you're in the slightest interested

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How often have you seen a young attractive woman with a much older, unattractive rich guy?

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This could be an answer. What you need with women is experience, most of the time. I'm 22 and my boyfriend is 42 (and currently broke), and everything's great. Women don't always go out or get married with older chaps for the money.

(Edited by kimson on 05-11-2005 10:43)