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galaxal
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 06:24

I was in the computer lab in school reading posts in this forum. My teacher came up to me, asked:" what's this?". "a javascript help forum.", I said. He did't leave and maybe intended to read with me, he was actually standing aside and watching. I scrolled down, then Mr.Max's old signature image came up, it used to be a Sex-Starving-looking girl crawling (now it changed to a more healthy figure). He asked:"What's that girl doing over there?". I said "I don't know, maybe looking for her glasses.". He said "ah...!" in a rang-a-bell tone. I kept scrolling down as I finished reading every post, then I came down to mickey's post, he's signature figure is an obscene word, if you have hardtime remembering what mickey's figure is, it's a "FUCK" black text in white outline. Since it's not so attactive on this dark colored forum, so he didn't realize, but he did notice there is something unattractive and he approached himself to the screen. He saw the text finally, and asked "what's that?", I said:"what's what?" as I closed the browser.


mh... nothing else to add.

Reve
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: I own you at Quake
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 06:53

Your a witty guy, i woulda never thought of looking for her glasses.

mikey milker
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 08:00

damn.. i wish girls would drop their glasses more often around here.

and i'm glad to hear that my .sig is making even more people's lives difficult, woohoo.

though i would have just told your teacher that my .sig was a new javascript function or something... *shrug*

cheers.mikey.milker

Maruman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: down under
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 08:40

hahaha lol thats funny ...but not as funny as this:
i was in da computer lab at skool doing techdrawing .. and roaming da network as you do at skool.. i got into this france teachers email..was hotmail so know big deal ..and it was full of porn ..

hehe hmm kinda funny :-)

maruman

galaxal
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 09:12

I hope mr.max will bring more girls that have lose their glasses. I would wear mine and watch them find theirs. Take your time, girls!! Mr.Max, no boys please.

maruman, teachers are human too, they need to fuck and watch porno as much as your parents do, what's funny with that?



[This message has been edited by galaxal (edited 23-10-2000).]

Maruman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: down under
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 09:19

hehe teachers are human ?? fuck i didnt know that.. why are they all such bastards :-)

hehe yeah i know they need 2 fuck ... they all wanna fuck me.. but its just funny that i busted him :-)

Reve
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: I own you at Quake
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 13:59

Petskull will have a fit if he sees all these dirty words <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif">

Human Shield
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 15:05

uh, can somebody move this thread to the big sig forum?

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 17:32

uh, why HS?

it is just lovely right here in good ol' ozone <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif">

Rikimaru
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: MD
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 17:38

SH is a teacher....................let make a run gangs................:-) Yeah it start out good but people adding those F*:-) Hey Doc how about doing a Filter eh? FUCK can replace with F%&* ect.....

kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 17:42

Uh, Maruman, I am a teacher and not a bastard. I teach 8th graders who have to be the worst age of all.

And yes, believe it or not (I know that HS kids think we don't have lives) teachers like to fuck too. Every opportunity I get. <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif">

Human Shield
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 17:48

So I can close it. <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/wink.gif">

the ROY
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Ft. Worth, Texas
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 17:52

i get the same thing at work - i'm reading the posts and mikeys big FUCK sig comes across and my boss is walking behind me.

peace

-amy

mr.maX
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Belgrade, Serbia
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 19:41

Ahhhhhhhhh... (coming back after falling to the floor <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif">

"Looking for her glasses" - galaxal, how did that come to your mind? <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/wink.gif">

Rikimaru, if someone really wants to post words like F***, he can always use HTML entities to write every letter of that word. And writing a filter for that would require a lot of RegExes, which consume a lot of CPU resources and will eventually bring the server down! Anyway, this is a discussion for the Server-Side Scripting board...

One more thing, if anyone is interested, the girl from my sigs is Lisa Boyle (ohhh, boy <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/biggrin.gif">

And last, but not least, only for your viewing pleasure, another *great* .sig ...



[This message has been edited by mr.maX (edited 23-10-2000).]

Rinswind 2th
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 20:22

i feel the urge to say something about this...

1) Do not patronize me...No filters...let us be honest and say what we think. The whole fuccking world is already full of patronizing-hypocrite filters.

2) These days no one wonders about why hotmail is called hotmail????
this was one of the firstplaces you could use to receive porn-mail wherever you want whenever you want... <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/wink.gif">


see ya
~Rinswind.II~

la'dsasha
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 10-23-2000 21:30

ok, i thought you boys had already gotten past all this back when i joined the forum and trixter took down his "titty" sig.

i am a woman, hear me roar. i dont like coming to a forum where women are treated like objects. i know its a joke, but its not very funny, or done in very good taste. yes, i wear glasses, and no im not going to "lose" them for anyone.

mr. max, keep your sigs pg-13 rated, and mikey, keep your language pg-13 rated. i realy cant believe that is too much to ask.

i dont know how the other ladies on the forum here feel, but i refuse to watch other women (real or fictitional) be treated like toys.

mbridge
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 21:35

rofl

mbridge
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 21:40
quote:
i am a woman, hear me roar.


Thanks for my daily dose of comedy.

Mr. Max' sig *is* pg-13 rated. It shows no nudity whatsoever. Possibly even pg-rated, seeing as how nudity is allowed in pg-13 movies.

quote:
damn.. i wish girls would drop their glasses more often around here.

and i'm glad to hear that my .sig is making even more people's lives difficult, woohoo.

though i would have just told your teacher that my .sig was a new javascript function or something... *shrug*


Is there anything wrong with mikey's language? He used the word "damn" (g-rated). His sig does say FUCK, but i think it fits mikey quite well.

STFUUSB


[This message has been edited by mbridge (edited 23-10-2000).]

kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 22:01

I don't think what was said in here was bad at all. I mean, Shiizzzam's sig is one of the racier ones I have seen (besides trixter's) and Shi is a woman.

And I mean come on, in the sig there is a woman who appears to be crawling on the ground. What is wrong with making a joke about that?

Reve
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: I own you at Quake
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 22:16

la'dsasha, no one is treating a women like a toy, dear god, go out and lobby for more women's rights or some shit. Its not like his pics are showing people having sex, there models, They show no nudity, if your that hyped up about it, go tell the people who's taking the pictures that you dont wanna see it.

Alot of pics like that can be considered art, and considering there in a Photoshop forum, art is pricisely what they are.

Trixter's tit sig was a bit outa line, but these are fine, someone pissed and moaned about Shizzam's sig, and all it showed was some bare shoulders. (shizzam's a women by the way, not sure if you knew or not) You have to think, women are used as objects ALL the time, along with everything else, in commercials, especially makeup, hair products, there using women as promotional objects to sell the product.

I was just thinking about the the pg-13 aspect of it, and if you recall, the movie titanic, it showed her "tits" for quite a long time, and there was a sex scene, still if im not mistaken, it was pg-13. Do you know why it was kept pg-13? Because it was considered art. Just like these sigs, people look at them, and marvel, they arent used as toys.

As for keeping the language pg-13, i dont wanna come to a place where i have to watch what i say, and worry about offending someone with "not what i said", but "how i sad it", i already have to put up with a place like that for 8 hours a day, called school. I like mikeys sig, it brings a change to all the people uisng there names in ther sigs. I remember in Home Alone 1, which was pg-13, that there was cussing, ass, and damn.

Sorry if i came off a bit meaner then intended, i didnt sleep last night because i was typing a lame research paper. I may have contridicted my self also, someone be sure to point it out heheh

[This message has been edited by Reve (edited 23-10-2000).]

kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 22:27

Amen Reve! Preach to me brotha!

I teach 8th grade and have to watch my language all day long. If I come home after a crappy day when I am about a blink away from strangling a kid I want to be able to throw a fuck in here or there.

Its theraputic. If you play sports you know. It relieves so much more frustration to yell a curse word then it does to say "OH SHOOT!" "DARN IT!" "DAGNABBIT!"

Thanks Reve!

mbridge
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 22:35

Screaming FUCK at the top of your lungs is a great stress reliever. I use it quite alot. lol

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 22:39

Bah, I dont know why La is getting so pissy over a .sig. Maybe you guys read more into a .sig then I do because all I see there is a guy who put his name on a picture or something. I dont see it representing anything of the sort. Besides that if you have a problem with the images in this forum, disable images in your browser. If your not comfortable with the occational four letter words then check out disney.com or something, I dunno. I just don't think its a big deal any more, and personally I stil think Trixter's .sig was sweet, and not in a sexual way ... well maybe a little <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/biggrin.gif">

[This message has been edited by Jestah (edited 23-10-2000).]

Reve
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: I own you at Quake
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 22:42

anytime bro, shome da love, bring it rite hea.

kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 22:53

Speaking of foul language....

It came to my attention that some of my 8th graders found my website somehow. I had to go back through and read the entire thing this weekend to be sure there was no "questionable content" on it. <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif"> Only found one curse word, it was only the B word, I was pretty proud.

mikey milker
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 22:55

it has come to my attention that some people find the way i conduct myself upon this message board to be offensive.

duly noted.

cheers.mikey.milker

mbridge
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 23:02

fuck 'em, it would be boring without a few assholes around (no offense mikey)

galaxal
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 23:19

hahaha, come on now, I don't think poeple that are < 13 would get to this forum first of all, cuz I don't think they know how to. This forum is kinda for elderlies. Read the who's who thread, have you seen any one say " I am a <13 year old brat " ? no no no. so why PG-13? we are adults, and we talk in adult tone. am I damn right?

sorry for you LA and some other ladies, I should have added "guys related, not very suitable for ladies" in the title. But I really do hope you to get into it.

alright, do me a favor, kretsminky. next time if you hear your student cuss in bad words, tell them "watch your language, I have fucking kids in here".

<img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif">

kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-23-2000 23:30

Galaxal is there any other way to cuss than in bad words? <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/wink.gif">

Or as my dad used to say when he heard a curse word...

"Hey, nice fuckin language over there."


<img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/mad.gif"> <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/mad.gif"> <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/mad.gif"> Damn flood control! I posted something clear over it site reviews!

galaxal
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 10-24-2000 00:00

mmmh, cussing is when you are saying bad words, you know that more than I do. But how can some one cuss in good word?
acutually, try this:" shhhh, watch it, otherwise I am going to see your mom... and intrude her virginity". mmm, you thin, this would work? Oh, never mind, they would prabably replay "ha-ha, you are late, it's been taken by me". So, basicly, I don't think there is anyways to cuss in good words.

I'll keep thinking

Rinswind 2th
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 10-24-2000 00:33

Ok i'm in a better mood now
Treat anyone anywhere with respect.
Some time i think people don't know
the difference between sex,nudity,and porn.
What's wrong with chldren to see naked people???
My parents took me to nudist-beaches all the time when i was a little guy. Really it did me now harm.

Though when people use other people as a toy it is not a good thing (unless the other party agree with this). But when poeple are making abuse of someone it's bad. Realy realy very bad. The baddest thing off all is child abuse. No excuse for this not now not ever!!! But why nagging about pg ratings when in some places you can buy a gun at the corner off the street.

I've spoken
~rinswind~


[This message has been edited by Rinswind 2th (edited 24-10-2000).]

mr.maX
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Belgrade, Serbia
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 10-24-2000 00:36

la'dsasha, I would like to say that I'm not looking at the women like they are toys or objects. My comments were regarding how galaxal *fooled* his teacher. I really don't know how would I react if I was in a such situation. And I wasn't making any connections betwen women wearing glasses and losing them for anyone.

DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 10-24-2000 01:15

Thomas Jefferson said "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."

I assume Kretsminky is familiar with that, being a teacher and all. Perhaps the rest aren't....oh and trust me, I already know a couple who couldn't "care less".

What I'm getting at, is that just a day ago now, I defended everyone's right to use commonplace language here to express their points. To stop any form of censorship, as was mentioned "People should be able to police themselves"

And so they should...but look back on this thread...does it look like they are?

La'dasha states an opinion (although an unpopular one, and somewhat unrealistic) so what happens to her opinion, and the fact that it's just as valid as any other informed opinion? Well it's torn about by ravaging boys who go on to make snide comments about the women's movement, and aspersions about people's beliefs.

So, some of these boys might be thirteen, and wet behind the ears (which seems an acceptable excuse...I guess). So they might not be enlightened, or intelligent enough to know how to handle their ignorance, hormones, rebellious use of fuck or various and sundry other "naughty words"....

...but what's anyone else's excuse?

Krets mentioned the "release" that comes from swearing out loud....well of course that's related to the taboo ideal of what the words hold in society...but it's a valid point.

So are you all saying that you're nothing but pathetic expanses of pent up frustration that can't find another release whatsoever, so you log on to go to a forum that is obviously taking a backslide, so that you can "scream" your release through typed syntax to a board full of people who are either not interested, or are just looking for the same sort of release for their oh so tough lives so they can scream right back at you?....by typing.....on a board....about graphics, design, and community...

Hmm, that smacks of mental deficiency, not enlightened release.

I'm all for the use of all language...but it seems more and more like a thirteen year old circle jerk where someone said the word "boobies" so the whole group is giggling and saying it back.

Personally, Mr. Max's sig doesn't bug me at all, as noted there is no nudity, and it is done with a modicum of taste....Shiiizzzam's sigs don't raise any hackles either...again, same deal.

However, turning this into a pre pubescent boys against girls stupidity game focusing on stereotypes and generalizations does give me pause.

So you want to say fuck...go nuts....you want to use "girlies" in your sigs..again..go nuts. You want to sit and babble replacing every second word with some contrived curseword while adding absolutely nothing to the conversation except your obvious vapid nature.....I can direct you to the Designs By Mark forum if you'd like...there's more people you'd fit in with, and obviously be happier.

Yep, this is longwinded, and I can sit back and laugh about the lashing out that it will bring from exactly the folks I'm outlining here...but the point is, it's past due to be said. The fact that it "had" to be said at all, just makes me realize where my recent distaste around here comes from.

"...eternal vigilance"....well what an amazing job is being done to use..and not abuse.

~shakes head~


Peter



ICQ:# 10237808

[This message has been edited by DarkGarden (edited 24-10-2000).]

Shiiizzzam
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Nurse's Station
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 10-24-2000 01:36

First,let me say, I agree with you Dark. I know everyone doesn't see eye to eye on everything. The entire world is made up of different views and ideas.

It's not my job to be cyber police here, but I would like to say...this is a professional site and that is or was the reason so many came here and why it works. That being said, I would say RESPECT is always a good thing <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif">





[This message has been edited by Shiiizzzam (edited 24-10-2000).]

Reve
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: I own you at Quake
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 10-24-2000 01:49

"La'dasha states an opinion (although an unpopular one, and somewhat unrealistic) so what happens to her opinion, and the fact that it's just as valid as any other informed opinion? Well it's torn about by ravaging boys who go on to make snide comments about the women's movement, and aspersions about people's beliefs."

I was not at all trying to tear apart her post, it is very unrealstic, and im confused, how am i supposed to go about portraying my opposing opinion, with out. Explain it to me, we dont all wanna do it the "Dark Garden" way. I never directed a sour word to La'dasha, other then if she feels that strongly for womens rights so to say, then she should be calling her congressmen. Everything i said, had a reason, which was to state why i thought her opinion was unrealistic, and shouldnt be expected of a forum made up of primearly males.

"la'dsasha, no one is treating a women like a toy, dear god, go out and lobby for more women's rights or some shit. Its not like his pics are showing people having sex, there models, They show no nudity, if your that hyped up about it, go tell the people who's taking the pictures that you dont wanna see it. "

when i said that, i meant that in all do sarcism, and if you cant understand that i dont really want her to go out and lobby, then you really need to take a step back.


The rest of my post was nothing more then me expressing my opinion.

"However, turning this into a pre pubescent boys against girls stupidity game focusing on stereotypes and generalizations does give me pause."

All the posts after mine, are peoples stated opinions basically, no one argued, no one fucking dissed anyone, krets told us about how hard it is not to cuss in front of students, mbridge told us about a great stress releaver, Jestah stated his opinion, but did sorta hit la' with the disnay.com comment, mikey told everyone to fuck off, and so on, im not seeing the whole circle jerk pre pubescient generalazations going on?

Had she said what she said, and then 5 or 6 people after her made comments such as,
STFU,
Your Wrong, go to hell.
Eat Me, ill say what ever the fuck i wanna say.
blow me,
fuck off,
STFU

Then i would totally understand the point your trying to make. But no ones doing this. Theres no circle jerk DG. If people cant express them selves, why even bother coming.

kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-24-2000 01:57

Hey DG, I was talking more about the release of curse words during sports. Granted, there are times in life I feel like letting loose with a giant tirade of filth, but I find other ways to release.

I love basketball. When you miss an easy lay up or blow a dunk it just feels better to say "SHIT!" than it does to mask it with a more choice word. At least it helps me to get over that one and make the next one. That is just what I have found...

DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 10-24-2000 02:02

And those are exactly the kind of acceptable releases I was meaning krets. I used to play basketball, and football for the longest time. I know the need to shriek out about someone's questionable parentage at times..heh...but that's still moderately controlled.

It's for those releases that I mentioned that you had a "valid point"...but look around at this place man..can you say that this fits within that realm of intelligent control and focused release?

Oh, and for a missed layup or jam, I usually made comment about the sexual habits of the ball's mother...but I just don't bring that here to ease my pent up "testosterone"...hehe

Okee, enough babble.

Peter

[This message has been edited by DarkGarden (edited 24-10-2000).]

kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-24-2000 02:15

Yeah, I gotcha man. I am with you on the goings-on around here on occasion. But you are right, the DBM forum is horrible!

I have played golf a couple of times and I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that I am going straight to hell for all of the heretical things that flew out of my mouth on those days. What kind of sycophant dreamed up that sport?



Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 10-24-2000 03:19

My 2 cents...

Regardless of my age, I try to keep my distance from the types of language and images displayed in this thread... it's not that bad, of course, just a couple images and some words that I already know. Nonetheless, I don't really want to be reading/looking at it regularly. I basically agree with what La'dsasha (sp?)said.

To be blunt, if you guys want to go around using language like that then it's not really my job to stop you or anything. But if it becomes regular, then I will simply *not* be returning to this forum.

Shiiizzzam
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Nurse's Station
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 10-24-2000 03:37

I must agree with you Slime <img border=0 align=absmiddle src="http://www.ozones.com/forum/smile.gif">
AGAIN, it's ALL about RESPECT for others. I wish everyone would sit back...stop and think about the many years and dreams Doc has put into this site....if you do nothing else....respect Doc and what he has built here.
I am finished posting about this type of stuff...I am hoping this will all return to the place it was a few weeks back when I found it and thought...WOW This is one awesome graphics place....


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