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Wes
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Inside THE BOX
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 08-14-2001 10:00

It's like a Mad Lib, go with it...


Darkshadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 08-14-2001 10:16

If I Only Had a hammer, I'd hammer a day! or

If I Only Had a computer that would work find, I'd would not cry!



Maruman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: down under
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 08-14-2001 11:24

if only i had a lighter, i'd be able to light this damn cigarette O.o;;

*runs of trying to find some matches of something*

MalFunkShun
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: PA
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 08-14-2001 12:40

if I only had an imagination, I'd know what to post.


Things don't happen for a reason,
they just happen.

MR. CACTUS
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-14-2001 13:04

If I only had some butter, I'd have a peice of toast

taxon
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-14-2001 13:28

If I only had a knife, I'd cut the roast.

taxon
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-14-2001 13:30

If I only had a thousand, one hundred and fifty-two more posts, I'd have the most.

taxon
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-14-2001 13:32

If I only had a personal jet, I'd fly to the coast.

taxon
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-14-2001 13:34

If I only had l33t PS skills, I'd have to boast.

taxon
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-14-2001 13:36

If only I had a great sig, I'd have twItch^ to host.

taxon
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-14-2001 13:38

If only I had another idea for a sentence, I'd have to use ghost.

MR. CACTUS
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-14-2001 13:50

If taxon posts just one more, I will make him a Ghost.......

kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 08-14-2001 13:56

If I only had a speakeasy, I'd have to buy an oast.

MR. CACTUS
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-14-2001 13:58

a What ? -------------lol

MR. CACTUS
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-14-2001 14:04

And then If, I knew what to post, had a peice of toast, cut the roast, had the most, flew to the coast, had to boast, asked twItch^ to host, made Taxon a Ghost and bought an oast..........

I would be still be Sad, "If only I had a Truck, I'd be a Thriller"

"Keep it going......."






[This message has been edited by MR. CACTUS (edited 08-14-2001).]

SunSet
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: The Lost City Of Atlantis
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 08-14-2001 14:12

If only I had a Duck, I'd have to go and feel 'er.........

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 08-14-2001 14:17

If I only had a life, I'd never be on this computer.

Jay

Jeni
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: 8675309
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 08-14-2001 14:56

If I only had a bomb, I'd be a Republican killer...

Jeni
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: 8675309
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 08-14-2001 14:59

If I only had a rind, I'd be a vegetable peeler?

Jeni
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: 8675309
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 08-14-2001 15:01

If I had a CDL, I need an 18 wheeler!



[This message has been edited by Jeni (edited 08-14-2001).]

u-neek
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Berlin, Germany
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 08-14-2001 17:52

If i only had the new Matthew Herbert album, I'd be happy .

Dark
Neurotic (0) Inmate
Newly admitted
posted posted 08-14-2001 19:51

If I only had a heart, i'd be so brave.



[This message has been edited by Dark (edited 08-14-2001).]

mr.maX
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Belgrade, Serbia
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 08-14-2001 20:49

If I only had Pamela Anderson as girlfriend, I'd be the happiest man in the world!

kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 08-14-2001 22:55

If I only had a baseball bat I'd whack Max for trying to take my woman.



[This message has been edited by kretsminky (edited 08-14-2001).]

Wangenstein
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The year 1881
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 08-14-2001 22:57

If I only had everything I ever wanted, I'd probably have to move into a bigger apartment.

DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 08-14-2001 23:58

If I only had 140 pounds of pure grade silica, I'd be able to build Max and Krets a perfect replica of that rubber bitch.

Maruman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: down under
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 08-15-2001 05:41

If only i had a job, i'd jump up and down with happiness

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 08-15-2001 05:56

If only I had a plunger I would... um.... never mind....

**eyezaer hides behind door with sime strange object waiting for the next person to enter**

StemZ
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Purgatory
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 08-15-2001 06:39

If I only had a joint, I'd be stoned!

Minkies
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 08-15-2001 09:11

*minkies shakes her head*

If i only had a pill, I'd know you would have phoned.........wait i do have pills....lots.


We're flying high...do do do...um...we?...who's we?

[This message has been edited by Minkies (edited 08-15-2001).]

Minkies
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 08-15-2001 09:12

*jumps up and down* phone me.....ring ring.....phone me....ring ring

party!! party!! party!! - woohoo!! ooga chaka ooga chaka


We're flying high...do do do...um...we?...who's we?

Minkies
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 08-15-2001 09:15

ooga chaka???

Now Minkies - CONTROL yourself - took one too many white pills..

haha


We're flying high...do do do...um...we?...who's we?

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 08-15-2001 14:16

If only I had a very big hammer... I'd 'cure' Minkies.



Human Shield
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 08-15-2001 21:07

If I only had a day to live, I'd spend it.

Bugimus
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 08-16-2001 06:46

If I only had more time & drive, I'd make more web pages.

Minkies
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 08-16-2001 09:32

hmmmm.....
dolphin sandwiches.....yummy...wheres Fallen? he had a can of the stuff somewhere




We're flying high...do do do...um...we?...who's we?

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 08-16-2001 10:42

Fallen? haven't seen him lately.



CryoniX
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Netherlands
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 08-16-2001 11:01

Mahjqa, your from the Netherlands!? I am from the Netherlands 2, just wanted to let you know...

[edit] nice sig btw, hehe [/edit]

[This message has been edited by CryoniX (edited 08-16-2001).]

mahjqa
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: The Demented Side of the Fence
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 08-16-2001 16:13

Yup, I'm from the Netherlands too... There were some other dutchies too, I believe, but I forgot who they were.... I hope fallen doesn't mind bout this sig...



Maruman
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: down under
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 08-16-2001 16:32

lamo @ mahjqa!!!! nice one

hey stemz where are you from? *passes the joint to stemz* join in buddy plenty to share around

Luxo_Jr
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Stuck inside a Pixar short film
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted posted 08-19-2001 11:27

If Only I had a pill that makes colds disspear within a second, I would take one.

AND

If only I had a good video camera I would film all this lightning happening at the moment.

-=Luxo Jr.=-

Doin' wierdassed animations since 1986

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