Preserved Topic: If I Only Had a ______, I'd ______! (Page 1 of 2)

It's like a Mad Lib, go with it...

If I Only Had a hammer, I'd hammer a day! or

If I Only Had a computer that would work find, I'd would not cry!

if only i had a lighter, i'd be able to light this damn cigarette O.o;;

*runs of trying to find some matches of something*

if I only had an imagination, I'd know what to post.


Things don't happen for a reason,
they just happen.

If I only had some butter, I'd have a peice of toast

If I only had a knife, I'd cut the roast.

If I only had a thousand, one hundred and fifty-two more posts, I'd have the most.

If I only had a personal jet, I'd fly to the coast.

If I only had l33t PS skills, I'd have to boast.

If only I had a great sig, I'd have twItch^ to host.

If only I had another idea for a sentence, I'd have to use ghost.

If taxon posts just one more, I will make him a Ghost.......

If I only had a speakeasy, I'd have to buy an oast.

a What ? -------------lol

And then If, I knew what to post, had a peice of toast, cut the roast, had the most, flew to the coast, had to boast, asked twItch^ to host, made Taxon a Ghost and bought an oast..........

I would be still be Sad, "If only I had a Truck, I'd be a Thriller"

"Keep it going......."






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If only I had a Duck, I'd have to go and feel 'er.........

If I only had a life, I'd never be on this computer.

Jay

If I only had a bomb, I'd be a Republican killer...

If I only had a rind, I'd be a vegetable peeler?

If I had a CDL, I need an 18 wheeler!



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If i only had the new Matthew Herbert album, I'd be happy .

If I only had a heart, i'd be so brave.



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If I only had Pamela Anderson as girlfriend, I'd be the happiest man in the world!

If I only had a baseball bat I'd whack Max for trying to take my woman.



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If I only had everything I ever wanted, I'd probably have to move into a bigger apartment.

If I only had 140 pounds of pure grade silica, I'd be able to build Max and Krets a perfect replica of that rubber bitch.

If only i had a job, i'd jump up and down with happiness

If only I had a plunger I would... um.... never mind....

**eyezaer hides behind door with sime strange object waiting for the next person to enter**

If I only had a joint, I'd be stoned!

*minkies shakes her head*

If i only had a pill, I'd know you would have phoned.........wait i do have pills....lots.


We're flying high...do do do...um...we?...who's we?

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*jumps up and down* phone me.....ring ring.....phone me....ring ring

party!! party!! party!! - woohoo!! ooga chaka ooga chaka


We're flying high...do do do...um...we?...who's we?

ooga chaka???

Now Minkies - CONTROL yourself - took one too many white pills..

haha


We're flying high...do do do...um...we?...who's we?

If only I had a very big hammer... I'd 'cure' Minkies.

If I only had a day to live, I'd spend it.

If I only had more time & drive, I'd make more web pages.

hmmmm.....
dolphin sandwiches.....yummy...wheres Fallen? he had a can of the stuff somewhere




We're flying high...do do do...um...we?...who's we?

Fallen? haven't seen him lately.

Mahjqa, your from the Netherlands!? I am from the Netherlands 2, just wanted to let you know...

[edit] nice sig btw, hehe [/edit]

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Yup, I'm from the Netherlands too... There were some other dutchies too, I believe, but I forgot who they were.... I hope fallen doesn't mind bout this sig...

lamo @ mahjqa!!!! nice one

hey stemz where are you from? *passes the joint to stemz* join in buddy plenty to share around