Preserved Topic: Asylum Census

I'm always wondering where so many of us hail from and where were going so I though this might be a good Idea... I'll start.

Age: 22
Country of Birth: Australia
Current Residences: Australia, Qld, Brisbane
Marital Status: Single (Never married)
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Undecided but I'm rather keen on Buddhism.
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC running Windows 2000
Occupation: Design Student
Aspirations: Primarily knowledge, an understanding of life, society and the world. Imagery, communication and the study of how I can express my views and passions through various forms of media.
Current Inspiration: Art Deco Illustration and Tim Butron.
Hobbies: Drawing, Coffee, Industrial and Blues music, Coffee, Conceptual art, Coffee, Web Design, more Coffee.

Feel free to add or remove anything you wish but try and keep it short. Basically no page and a half rants justifying your religion or anything like that.

Age: 16
Country of Birth: Austria
Current Residences: Austria, Klagenfurt
Marital Status: i've a girlfriend
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: catholic
Primary Computer type: tower PC, runnning Win XP
Occupation: pupil
Hobbies: music, designing, gaming, internet

Ok here's mine

Age: 18
Country of Birth: England
Current Residences: Liverpool, England
Marital Status: Single
No. of Children: None (I hope)
Religion / Faith: Don't believe in anything really
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC running Windows 2000 and an old PC to test things on
Occupation: Student in design, print and publishing, but have done multimedia studies
Aspirations: Well I don't know about this one but I like to express my feeling in art (digital art) and the more I do with digital art the more express with it.
Current Inspiration: Anything that is in life
Hobbies: Drawing, reading, making music/art digitally, web design, understanding how others work with the same stuff I do & Playing PC/console games (all day if possible)

Well that about sums me up .


Chris C

Age:14
Country of Birth: United States of America
Current Residences: Kentucky, Elizabethtown, America
Martial Status: Currently Dating
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Undecided but leening very closely to Athiest (If you want the long story just email me)
Primary Computer Type: Desktop Dell Windows XP 1024 x 748 P4 256 RAM
Occupation: Student (taking computer classes in high school)
Aspirations: Intellectual Genius, Web Guru, Starting a Band
Current Inspiration: Vincent Perez, TOOL, Jimi Hendrix, Ridley Scott, And good ole Burton
Hobbies: Skating, Web Design, Guitar, Music, Online Gaming.

Hurray.....

Age: 23
Country of Birth: US
Current Residences: West Virginia
Marital Status: Married
No. of Children: 1
Religion / Faith: None
Primary Computer type: PC 1.4ghz/winxp
Occupation: Laborer (looking to freelance graphic design)
Aspirations: To raise my son the best I can.
Current Inspiration: Anime, Interfaces on the Web
Hobbies: Movies, graphic design, playing with my son


-Wil

Age: 21
Country of Birth: austria
Current Residences: austria, vienna
Marital Status: girlfriend
No. of Children: not yet
Primary Computer type: xp
Occupation: enjoying life
Aspirations: enjoying life much more
Current Inspiration: winamp
Hobbies: skiing, basketball

Age: 30
Country of Birth: Bosnia
Current Residences: Canada, Toronto
Marital Status: married
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Christianity
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC running Windows XP
Occupation: Web Designer and Student
Current Inspiration: changing every day.
Hobbies: Web Design, Programming, Computers, Chess . . .

Age:37
Country Of Birth:England
Current residency:Czech Republic
No.of Children:1
Religeon / Faith:Lazy Christian
Primary Computer type:Tower 1.7 ghz pc 1 GB Ram (Work paid for it!)
Occupation:Graphic/Web designer
Asiprations:To give my son a better chance in this rat race than i had, and to be a good role model for him
Current Inspirations:Some of the stuff i have seen here and elsewhere
Hobbies:Fencing;Gliding & skiing

Oki, here's moi:
Age: 37
Country of Birth: Sweden
Current Residences: Sweden, Stockholm
Marital Status: Have a semi-wife (We're not married, but together since 1989)
No. of Children: 2
Religion / Faith: Not really, if severely pressed, christianity
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC WinXP, Desktop PC Win98, Laptop W2k
Occupation: Tech Project leader/webdeveloper/...
Aspirations: Safe & secure family with a good future, more knowledge in coding, designing, myself.
Current Inspiration: Life, colors, nature.
Hobbies: Web, Coffe, Music(my own and others), Coffe, R/C Model Aircrafts, Cool people.


/Dan


-{ a vibration is a movement that doesn't know which way to go }-

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Age: 27
Country of Birth: United States
Current Residences: Kansas City, KS
Marital Status: Single
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: There's gotta be someting out there, just don't know what it is.
Primary Computer type: Dell Dimension 8100 runnin WinXP
Occupation: Trainer for a pharmacy automation company
Aspirations: I plan on moving up within the company and retiring a rich man.
Current Inspiration: Hmmmm....
Hobbies: PS of course, reading, movies, volleyball and basketball, cooking, stuff.

Age: 337
Country of Birth: Planet Vogon
Current Residence: Visiting Planet Earth
Marital Status: 3 Partners currently.
No. of children: 21 pods in gestation currently
Religion: Follower of the Great Vog of Mindeaisa
Primary Computer: V5 Mogten7
Occuaption: Intergalatic Demolition Expert
Aspirations: To master the art of really bad poetry writing
Current Inspiration: Kylie Minogue
Hobbies: writing excruiating poor verse, treating guests hospitably

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hehe, you look pretty good for 337, VP.

And you got the new V5 Mogten, huh? Sweet. I believe that ships with Windows Shi-Tee.

Age: 24
Country of Birth: Western Samoa
Current Residences: Seattle, WA
Marital Status: Single (Never married)
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Roman Catholic by birth, skeptic by nature.
Primary Computer type: tower PC running Windows 98, toshiba satellite running Windows 2000 Advanced Server, tower PC running Windows 2000 Advanced Server
Occupation: MIS/IT, System Administrator
Aspirations: PhD in computer science and the nobel prize (not necessarily in that order)
Current Inspiration: my father
Hobbies: guitar, computers, collecting dvds, electronics, sports, fitness, graphics



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Well i'm in

Age: 37 (shit i may not be the oldest here)
Country of Birth: England
Current Residences: England, Nottingham
Marital Status: seeing two girls (Never married)
No. of Children: 2
Religion / Faith: Cristened roman catholic but not practising
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC running Windows 98
Occupation: Graphic designer
Aspirations: becoming rich and sod everyone else
Current Inspiration: the Asylumites
Hobbies: computers, weight lifting, womanising

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

We have done this many times already, but anyway i got a free minute for ya...

Age: 19
Country of Birth: United States
Current Residences: United States
Marital Status: Single Still Looking for the right one
No. of Children: Does my dog count?
Religion / Faith: Christian "the none hypocrite kind"
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC running Windows XP Professional Corporate Edition
Occupation: Student in college
Aspirations: To finish this hugh pizza, to make an A on my test tommorow, to finish college before I go insane, to oneday make bill gates my butler, to figure out how to open the childlocks on the Tylenol bottles, to find my wallet hidden in a pile of dirty clothes.
Hobbies: Web-design, Almost any sports, computer games, Ps2 games, hanging out with friends, going to movies, typing long messages that I have done several times on here already but decided to do again just because i was bored, playing billiards, reading a good book, computer programming, training to be a good marketer.




Ditto that Kylie Minogue for me VP

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Age: 25
Country of Birth: Caracas - Venezuela
Current Residences: Soria - Spain
Marital Status: Single - g/f, dunno....
No. of Children: Just ME
Religion / Faith: I beleave in St. Claus
Primary Computer type: 486
Occupation: Some help in a Advertising Agency and some freelance stuff
Aspirations: To leave the advertising agency, live in 'Los Pirineos' and work only at home (some girlfriend won't be bad)
Current Inspiration: Leatitia Casta and the beer
Hobbies: Soccer, Destroy everything in PS, Annoying TiaMary and drink Cruz Campo beer

I suddenly feel very old........

Age: 33
Place of Birth: Denver, CO USA
Current Residences: Augusta, GA
Marital Status: engaged
No. of Children: None that I know of
Religion / Faith: Jewish
Primary Computer type: Gateway solo running XP
Occupation: Designer/Photographer
Aspirations: Make lots of money, own a sailboat, live in the Caribbean, play golf all day
Hobbies: Photography,Drawing, animation, Margaritas, beer, football



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Age: 17
Country of Birth: Canada
Current Residences: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Marital Status: Single
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: None
Primary Computer type: Many Desktop PC's running various Opperating systems. 2 Laptop PC's, 1 Workstation, 1 Server.
Occupation: High School Student - Currently Organizing hawaiian shirt day to break the schools lame dress code
Aspirations: I plan on going to paintball later today...
Current Inspiration: Punk Music!
Hobbies: Golf, Chess, Pool, Ping-Pong, and Racquetball

Age: 18
Country of Birth: Norway, but I am Swedish
Current Residences: Norway
Marital Status: single
No. of Children: none
Religion / Faith: read the quote at the bottom...
Primary Computer type: Celeron 600@900 256MB-RAM running Windows XP
Occupation: student
Aspirations: hm... world domination? or maybe just more knowledge about myself, coding, computers etc. And of course a happy life
Current Inspiration: the Asylum, the world and pretty much everything else
Hobbies: Computers, coffee, golf, coffee, computers, roleplaying and coffee

-= Veneficuz =-

"Faith: not wanting to know what is true. "- Friedrich Nietzsche

Age: 31
Country of Birth: USA
Current Residences: North Carolina foothills
Marital Status: Married
No. of Children: 2
Religion / Faith: Atheist
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC Windows 2000
Occupation: Graphic Designer of sorts at small town newspaper
Aspirations: Kick back, relax and enjoy life. Learn, learn, and learn some more ...
Current Inspiration: ummmmmmmm
Hobbies: Chess (and lots of it), writing, messing around in PS, annoying my kids, hiking.

Age: 47
Country of Birth: USA
Current Residences: suburb of Boston, MA, USA
Marital Status: married
No. of Children: 3
other: 1 turtle, 1 hamster, 1 puppy
Religion / Faith: protestant Christian
Primary Computer type: Apple Powerbook
Occupation: product photographer
Current Inspiration: Vogonpoet's candor
Aspirations: keeping myself, my family and my house together in a rotten economy while clinging to what precious personal time I can, allowing for the creative pursuits that keep mind intact and soul fed.
Hobbies: web design, the GurusNetwork, digital art, Flash

Age: 23
Country of Birth: US (Brazilian father however)
Current Residences: Minneapolis, MN
Marital Status: Single
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Agnostic (Although I seek deep spiritual knowledge that transcends religion)
Primary Computer type: G4 Mac OS X
Occupation: Web designer/developer. Glassblowing (not so much for money anymore)
Aspirations: First become a consultant, working mostly from a laptop and traveling the world. Eventually i would like to be a full-time artist, but it remains to be seen whether that will be feasible. More broadly I hope to only be a positive influence on everyone I know rather than a negative one.
Current Inspiration: Kathe Kollwitz, Matisse, Various individuals I know.
Hobbies: Drawing, Photography, Glassblowing, Basketball, Mountain Biking, Snowboarding, Soccer, Disc Golf, and Spiritual Research (Yoga, Meditation, Philosophy, and Physical conditioning)


-jiblet

Age: 16
Country of Birth: Canada
Current Residences: Ontario, Canada
Marital Status: Single
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: None
Primary Computer type: AMD Duron 800MHZ
Occupation: Web designer, Build PC's for local Computer business
Aspirations: Was 14 years old and played an online game. Got in a little clan and made first webpage. Ever since I have been improving my web design skills. Hope to be a future computer programmer, or Network Administrator/Troubleshooter. I still have lots of time to decide my career
Hobbies: Soccer, Ping-Pong, Model building (or WWI and WWII armorments, aircrafts, etc....)
Thought I should add this
Sex: Male

Age: 29
Country of Birth: USA
Current Residences: USA, Nuevo Mexico
Marital Status: Single with female roommate
No. of Children: None, unless you count my new puppies...then 2
Religion / Faith: Slothism
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC-Windows 98, Desktop PC-XP, Laptop PC-W2K
Occupation: Free-roaming slacker
The answer is: 42
Aspirations: Finish my 4x4 to go to Moab by july, Sell all my worldly belongings that wont fit in a u-haul and move to Vancouver, BC by september, To get my degree from VFS sometime after that, and to finish forming my own religion.
Current Inspiration: Sunsets, Moonsoons and Navigating synchronicity
Hobbies: Pixel Pushing, Drawing, Tall latte's, Horticulture, Good Music, Driving fast, Cooking, Enthomycology, Conceptual art, Mechanic'in, Digital Art, Websurfing, and drinking Market Spice Tea.

Age: 19
Country of Birth: United States
Current Residences: Washington State, US
Marital Status: Single (Never married)
No. of Children: None that I'm aware of... I think...
Religion / Faith: I've been told it's something akin to olde time Dietism.
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC running 98, using a monitor from an old 486.
Occupation: *hangs head in shame* I'm the fat kid that serves you Blizzards at the DQ, but I'm also a freelance graphic designer.
Aspirations: Making it through each day without hurting someone. And trying not to freak out. That and the occassional hit off of the peace pipe to keep me on the right track (hypocritical, no?).
Current Inspiration: Poe plays a big role in my works, Alan Parsons, Stephen King, the Doc (of course ), and Heavy Metal (magazine). Oh, and Frank Zappa.
Hobbies: Sketching here and there, downloading tunes, Photoshop, Lightwave 5, writing fictional short stories (many of which are never finished, I swear I've got a collection of like 40 half-done stories), movies, talking to people.

There ya go!



njuice42
icq 957255

Age: 15
Country of Birth: United States
Current Residences: California, SF bay area
Marital Status: Single
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Christian
Primary Computer type: Win ME, 800mhz p3
Occupation: Highschool Freshman
Aspirations: YoYoing, Computer arts
Current Inspiration: Jason Lee, Weadah, Black, Poo and uhmm iono
Hobbies: YoYoing, Computers, Working Out

Age: 47
State of Birth: Missouri, U.S.
Current Residence:A bit north of Houston, Texas U.S.
Marital Status: WAY divorced
No. of Children: 2 ( grown )
Religion / Faith:Devout Agnostic
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC running Windows 98 SE
Occupation: Trim Carpenter ( reluctantly )
Aspirations: To see everyone on the planet smile at the same time, and to find the other end of the internet.
Current Inspirations: Life. Ain`t it a hoot ?
Hobbies: My Camaro, digital art, edged weapons, movies, Web Design, shooting pool, darts, wood carving, slouching, procrastination. ( Not necessarily in that order.)

Age: 30
Place of Birth: Stockholm, Sweden
Current Residence:Stockholm, Sweden
Marital Status: Single
No. of Children: none
Religion / Faith:Agnostic
Primary Computer type: old PII450 running w98
Occupation: eBusiness manager
Aspirations: To be content
Current Inspirations: all and nothing
Hobbies: Design, painting, golf, snowboarding, communication/branding, cigars, architecture

Age: 19
Country of Birth: United States
Current Residences: Ann Arbor, MI. USA
Marital Status: Missing my ex like nothing else
No. of Children: None that i know of...
Religion / Faith: I have my beliefs, but i don't have a religion
Primary Computer type: Krets you stole my computer! Dell 8100 running winXP
Occupation: Student in college
Aspirations: succeed in college, get a job, start a family.. live happily ever after, and die with no regrets. is that asking too much?
Hobbies: HOCKEY, photoshop, console/computer gaming.. this list goes on..

Age: 33 (and I thought I was the oldest here)
Country of Birth: USA
Current Residences: Kansas City, MO USA - kretsminky, we should get a beer together one day!!!
Marital Status: One wife, one mistress (just joking), one dog, 3 cats (anyone want a cat?)
No. of Children: None yet
Religion / Faith: I have religion, but no faith in uncle sam.
Primary Computer type: Desktop, Windows 2000 (hate XP), P4/2.0 - 512M
Occupation: Architect (student learning 3D Studio Viz & Photoshop)
Aspirations: To quote Pinky and the Brain... "TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"
Current Inspiration: My wife, DeStijl Art, Bauhaus, and others
Hobbies: MP3, 3D Studio, Photography, hockey, and my website... www.zooboing.com

Age: 15
Country of Birth: USA
Current Residences: Seattle, WA, USA
Marital Status: Single
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Lutheran
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC running Windows 98 SE
Occupation: Highschool Student
Aspirations: Become satisfied with my site, learn more about computers, get better at guitar.
Hobbies: Making websites, messing around with computers, learning guitar, listening to music, hanging out.

Hmmm... I thought I was like the youngest one here, but there are a few other 15 or 16 year olds, I even saw a 14 year old up there, that's how old I was when I first started here.

http://www.kewlster.com

Age: 19
Country of Birth: Germany
Current Residences: Germany - The-Weather-Sucks-Country
Marital Status: The girl that's driving me mad is going away...
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: agnosticism on even days. God on odd days.
Primary Computer type: An Old Music chest with some additional tune-ups.
Occupation: Stundent... till next week. Then? No idea! Give me a hint what to do with my life!
Aspirations: Be Happy, never die, see jesus rise again, if he ever will.
Current Inspiration: A Muse, a gf, everything that surrounds me.
Hobbies:Computers. Eating. Coding, Drawing, the music chest.

Tell me what to do with my life / the next year...


Tyberius Prime

Why you asking us wht to do with your life? Ask yourself silly!

so you are about to finish school? abi?
good luck first of all.
after that? well enjoy the after-school-parties!

Age: 30
Country of Birth: USA
Current Residences: Shoreview, MN
Marital Status: married
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Agnostic
Primary Computer type: MAC G3 Tower running OS X (10.1.3)
Occupation: Bartender, Business Owner, Security & Slacker
Current Inspiration: My wife, good drink and WARM weather
Hobbies: Biking, martial arts & travel


--
Rev. Gonzo - gonzo@musicscene.org
MusicScene.ORG - Support Your Local Scene!
"If I had wanted your website to make noise, I would have licked my finger and rubbed it across my monitor."

Age: 18
Country of Birth: USA
Current Residences: Brookfield, Conecticut, USA
Marital Status: Dating
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Not Sure Yet
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC running Windows ME
Occupation: Student / Many other odd Jobs
Aspirations: Meeting lots of different people that live different lifestyles. Understanding as much as possible about computers and multimedia design.
Current Inspiration: Scott Bourne, Booger, And anyone else who thinks differently than me and likes to their views.
Hobbies: Skateboarding, Web Design, Thinking, Computers, Music

~ Create beautiful things. Or just kill yourself. Either way the world should benefit. ~

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sorry bad post... me bad, me bad

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Age: 20
Country of Birth: Norway
Current Residences: Norway
Marital Status: single
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Christian
Primary Computer type: tower PC, runnning Win XP
Occupation: student
Hobbies: music, playing the guitar and drums, photographing, drawing and painting....
Sex: Female

Age: 19
Country of Birth: Canada
Current Residences: Saint John, NB, Canada
Marital Status: Serious Relationship (Not quite ingaged)
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: N/A
Primary Computer type: 1.2GHz Slocket adapted PC, 512mb of RAM, 64mb Geforce2 Ti
Occupation: Mechanical Engineering Student
Aspirations: To be me
Current Inspiration: Technology and the desire to be a part of it
Hobbies: Biking, CAD, basic 19 year old male stuff.

Age: 44
Place of Birth: Buffalo, NY. USA
Current Residences: suburb of D.C. (Maryland)
Marital Status: dating (again (finally (and it's serious ))) yeow!
No. of Children: just me, any more would break my toys
Religion / Faith: Drunk
Primary Computer type: dual boot winme for games win2k for work
Occupation: photography.
Current Inspiration: The asylum of course
Aspirations: Enjoy life, try not to strangle some dickhead in traffic, keep my sweetheart happy, make it to euro2004.
Hobbies: Football!(you might call it soccer) bonsai trees, orchids, saltwater fish, stereo.

name: adam
Age: 22
Country of Birth: Australia
Current Residences: Australia, NSW, Sydney
Marital Status: have most fantastic girlfriend on the planet
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Christian
Primary Computer type: work pc - pII with 256mb ram
Occupation: IT Student
Aspirations: to be a good christian, husband, father, friend and colleague - and in that order.
Current Inspiration: creation, friends, girlfriend, bible, asylumnites... everywhere
Hobbies: riding, jogging, swimming, tv, snowboarding.

- - r e i t s m a - -
(tifkab)

Age: 16
Country of Birth: United States
Current Residences: USA, WA, Spokane
Marital Status: Dating
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: None, into philosophy
Primary Computer type: P2 266, Win 98
Occupation: High School & College Student
Aspirations: To continue learning and not allow myself to sink into a hole that I will not be able to get out of. As of right now its just basically learning as much as possible and still doing as little work as possible.
Current Inspiration: Personal Experiences of myself and friends
Hobbies: Listening to lots of music, dating alot lately, Bemani Video Games (shuddup), and movies... lots of movies.

my turn, even though no one probably even remember me here anymore

Age: 26
Country of Birth: Oahu, Hawaii
Current Residences: New Zealand (Auckland)
Marital Status: what?
No. of Children: maybe someday when i grow up
Religion / Faith: Christian
Primary Computer type: PC, Windows NT
Occupation: back at school... yeah me.
Aspirations: Finish Multimedia course.. finish communications degree.. write a cool book.. rule the world
Current Inspiration: Arundhati Roy, Peter Jackson, everyone in the asylum
Hobbies: reading, watching heaps and heaps of movies, bumming around with cool people

SUN
//who wears house slippers to work//

Age: 36
Country of Birth: USA
Current Residences: Germany, Wittmund
Marital Status: Divorced, engaged
No. of Children: One
Religion / Faith: Animism (my people's faith).
Primary Computer type: Tower PC running Win98me
Occupation: SAP
Aspirations: To Increase my knowledge, understanding and being of/in the world
Current Inspiration: Life.
Hobbies: Ciggarettes, Coffee, Stress, Life, The Asylum, Web-Design.

That about wraps it up. Oh, and BTW - I remember you LaSun..I distincly remember the PSPong game you played...nice to hear from you again...how's the business?

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Age: 25
Country of Birth: USA
Current Residences: St. Louis, Missouri, USA
Marital Status: Married
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Sure
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC running Windows 2000
Occupation: Multi-Media producer
Aspirations: live on 60 acres, happy with my wife; become financially independent; study law and neuro-chemistry
Current Inspiration: modern architecture, Billie Holiday, my garden
Hobbies: rugby, chess, vegetable garden, jazz and blues music, learning to draw

Country of Birth: United States
Current Residences: Orlando, Florida
Marital Status: Single
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Pentecostal Christian.
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC running Windows XP
Occupation: System Administrator
Aspirations: Developing my self as an artist,
Current Inspiration: David Carson, H.R. Giger, Derek Hess, Music.
Hobbies: theology, photography, digital art

Dark

Age: 18
Country of Birth: Canada
Current Residences: Benito, Manitoba
Marital Status: Single (Never married)
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: None
Occupation: Student
Aspirations: Graduate and figure out what to do next.
Current Inspiration: The Asyum
Hobbies: Drawing, computer games, RPGs
Primary computer: T-Bird 1gh @ 1.33 256 RAM Win98

(insert funny joke here)

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Age: 27
Place of Birth: Krefeld, Germany
Current Residence:Düsseldorf, Germany
Marital Status: gf
No. of Children: none
Religion / Faith:-
Primary Computer type: PIII800 Win2k
Occupation: selfemployed
Aspirations: to learn
Current Inspirations: Nearly all that inspires me..
Hobbies: musik, programming, arts, myDog, design, painting, etc..

Age: 19
Place of Birth: San Juan, Puerto Rico
Current Residence: San Juan, Puerto Rico
Marital Status: um... this girl and I.... we have this thing... I don't know...
No. of Children: none
Religion / Faith:- proud follower of Asylumism since Y2K
Primary Computer type: Oi..... which one?
Occupation: Student- Yesterday landed a job in Caribean Cinemas- Woo hoo!!
Aspirations: Live Hard, Die Fast, and dance like nobody's watching.
Current Inspirations: People and the life energy that surrounds them...
Hobbies: ugh... click on the sig...


Harmonizing new illusions...
ICQ: 67751342

Age: 24
Place of Birth: Long Beach, CA
Current Residence: Salt Lake City, UT
Marital Status: Married
No. of Children: none
Religion / Faith: Jewish
Primary Computer type: PIII966 WinME
Occupation: Selfemployed
Aspirations: To Become an Asylumite
Current Inspirations: Anything and everything around me.
Hobbies: music, programming, soccer, design.

Age: 32
Place of Birth: West Virginia (no wise cracks!)
Current Residence: Greensboro North Carolina
Marital Status: Engaged
No. of Children: 3 dogs, 3 Frerrets
Religion / Faith: Buddhism
Primary Computer type: PIII 750 Win98SE
Occupation: Advertising Consultant
Aspirations: To obtain a employment where I can do web design
Current Inspirations: Bugimus
Hobbies: Web stuff, computer graphics, horticulture

Draciuss, we will have to talk some time via email about Buddhism!
Always looking for SOMEONE to talk to about it.

Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

Age: 25
Country of Birth: USA (Guam)
Current Residences: Bentonville, Arkansas
Marital Status: Married
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: None
Primary Computer type: Mac G4 (work machine)
Occupation: Intranet Developer
Aspirations: Accept my current level of mediocrity and the misery to which I am fated.
Current Inspiration: Homer Simpson. If I were that stupid, I wouldn't realize how miserable and pathetic I really am.
Hobbies: PS2, D&D, Juggling, and Performing marriages.

Age: 20
Country of Birth: USA
Current Residences: Long Island NY, USA
Marital Status: Single Single
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Atheist
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC running Windows 2000
Occupation: Computer Science Undergraduate Student
Aspirations: To be happy.
Current Inspiration: Garbage Cans
Hobbies: Skateboarding, photography, drawing(anime)

Dont have much time anymore to visit asylum, and when i come by u guys always seem to have something new to attract my attention! Told my guy about the asylum and he is getting into it! lol
OK, here goes, brief, cause he wants to say something too...in his own reply! men! lol

Place of Birth: Manhattan, NY,USA

Current residence: San Juan, PR

Marital Status: Serious Relationship, soon to be Engaged! (As soon as we can get both our families together in NY!)

No. of munchkins: 3

Religion: Part-time Roman Catholic, for the kids sake...what can i say?

Computer type: Gateway 700S P4 1.7 256, XP OS; he's got his own stuff...


Occupation: Army NG PAO, and full-time student, Communications. Some translation jobs on the side.

Aspirations: Get placement with Armed Forces Broadcasting Corp. in Europe; my Love, cause he inspires me to believe that there really is good and love in the world..despite the wars, and hate...

Hobbies: Beaches!; love to read; playing pool; hiking; rappeling (only cause he likes it! lol); seeking the best B&B's, lol! Writing !?music?! with my guy cause he writes music as a hobby for a recording co. in nyc, too. (His job is much the opposite of me. He does lan, wan, servers, fiber optics, gosh! and everything in bwtn, anything IT/MIS/SYS ADMIN it seems). So we kind of linked up together and it's more fun than what i realized! go figure! lol



[This message has been edited by MYSTIKA (edited 04-16-2002).]

Age: 16
Country of Birth: Australia
Current Residences: Australia, WA, Perth
Marital Status: Single
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Atheist
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC, Win98SE
Occupation: Year 12 Student
Aspirations: Become a software engineer, world domination, buy a Ferrari
Current Inspiration: From some personal friends and 'specially my cousin Nena
Hobbies: Art design, computing, cycling, Formula 1 racing (watching at least :P)

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

Hmmm it seems that everybody is transexual. Because you can't have no gender so all of you must have both,

*Slaps himself, shouting* - Bad humor!

Slaps OlssonE
just for the record => Gender: Male
I just copied Ramsteins and put in my info.

Slaps OlssonE again


Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

[This message has been edited by CPrompt (edited 04-16-2002).]

Age: 50
Sex: Male
Country of Birth: U.S.A.
Current Residences: Madison, Indiana, U.S.A.
Marital Status: Married
No. of Children: 5
Religion / Faith: Baha'i
Primary Computer type: PC With Widows 98
Occupation: Software Consultant
Aspirations: Peace and undertanding amoung all the peoples of the world.
Hobbies: Theatre, Working with Children, Computers, Computer Graphics, Reading

hyperbole man! havent seen you around here for a year or so! you hidin?

Age: -20
Sex: M
Country of Birth: Red Dirt US
Current Residences: My room at the back of the house.
Marital Status: shut up.
No. of Children: zilch
Religion / Faith: the simple Gospel of Jesus Christ.
Primary Computer type: mah Brain
Occupation: Learner
Aspirations: that I would have some aspirations
Hobbies: video, lighting (disco partay stuff), geeetar, digital art, muzak, anything to do wit fire.

. . .

slaps izzay

and just for the record...

slaps vp

Well at the age of 14 so far I am the youngest person in the asylum!

Age: 23
Country of Birth: US
Current Residences: Maine, US
Marital Status: Seeing someone (Never married)
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Undecided but I'm rather keen on Buddhism. (Thought I would keep that the same as I am very interested)
Primary Computer type: Dell Dimension 4100 PIII 1GHZ; Win2k
Occupation: Dell Customer Care
Aspirations: To be a great graphic designer and to study martial arts in china with the masters and to live in Bali
Current Inspiration: Music (Any Hip-Hop, Jazz, Ambient, Etc...)
Hobbies: Drawing, Coffee, Designing, Working out, and good food eating

Peace



[This message has been edited by indus2002 (edited 04-16-2002).]

slaps insider
didnt you see? izzay is 34 years younger than you are!

i could tell you... but then i'd have to kill you

Age: 16
Country of Birth: Australia
Current Residence: A house, you moron!
Marital Status: I'm 16...I wonder.
No. of Children: see above
Religion: Christianity
Primary Computer Type: Cray 3000 Supercomputer with Windows 95
Occupation: Yes
Aspirations: To make the following movies:
-Steal Back the Daedalus!
-Challenger
-The Bounty Hunter
-M273
-One Small Step
*To win Academy Awards for all of them and to retire a multimillionaire.
Inspiration: Playing with Lego, watching sci-fi, dreaming, landscapes.
Hobbies: Building starships out of Lego, reading, drinking coffee, being a smartarse to all of my companions (sentient or otherwise).

Well, that's about it.

"...And let it be known that all men are created equal, although some men are created more equally than others."
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

[This message has been edited by Rameses Niblik the Third (edited 04-18-2002).]

Well, what the hell -

Age: 27
Country of Birth: U.S.
Raised in: Miscellaneous small towns (so small...) throughout New England
Marital Status: Not married, but just as good as
No. of Children: 1 Daughter and 1 Step Daughter
Religion / Faith: That's funny (no, on second thought, not funny either).
Primary Computer type: My friends call it an abacus
Occupation: Have had many - Chef (and various other kitchen jobs), Landscaping, Warehousing to name a few.
Aspirations: To be better. To raise a daughter who is happy and well.
Current Inspiration: Sunrise, oceans, strong winds, large rock formations, Kevin Spacey movies, naked women.
Hobbies: The history of whatever I happen to be able to find out the history of, drawing, painting, hiking, biking, drinking beer, cooking, reading, naked women.

State of Mind: Constantly confused. Always in awe of my surroundings, always in awe at the extremes of human nature and the resulting relationships.

Well aint that some shit...

Age: Old enuf to know better

Country of Birth: Great White North

Current Residences: Canuckland

Marital Status: Married

No. of Children: 1.5 (two heads)

Religion / Faith: Non-practicing Atheist

[b]Primary Computer type:KB,Monitor,CPU

Occupation: Occupied

Aspirations: To be adopted by Hugh Hefner

Current Inspiration: Greenspan

Hobbies: motorbikes,web,investing,outdoors,writing the letters to penthouse

I wasn't going to but what the hell:

Age: 31.

Sex: Male.

Country of Birth: Cyprus (look in the right-hand end of the Mediterranean!!).

Current Residences: Liverpool, UK.

Marital Status: Single.

No. of Children: None (2 dogs).

Religion/Faith: Agnostic/atheist.

Primary Computer type: Dell in need of an upgrade.

Occupation: Teacher/scientist/Ruler of the Universe.

Aspirations: Be happy, improve, keep learning new things, do something about that marital status.

Current Inspiration: You people, nature and this funny pressure I get between my eyes sometimes.

Hobbies: Reading, travelling, socialising (does going to the pub count?) TV, films and I'm getting my taste for computer games back (God help us).

Emps

yah.... duh.... what grumble said! sheesh!

. . .

Age: 22
Country of Birth: South Africa
Current Residences: South Africa, Johannesburg
Marital Status: Single (Never married)
No. of Children: None
Religion / Faith: Undecided
Primary Computer type: Desktop PC running Windows 98
Occupation: Corporate Web Design
Current Inspiration: 3D programs
Hobbies: Coffee, Learning more graphic intensive packages, web design, chocolate...mmm
munch munch


I try to take just one day at a time but lately several days have attacked me at once !

OK, it looks like the last few holdouts have come onboard, eh? What the hell, it's not that I have anything to hide, it's just a pain to remember all this [stuff], heh.

Age: 43.
Place of Birth: New Jersey, USA.
Current Residences: Stockholm, Sweden.
Marital Status: In swedish: "Sambo", like living together, just a bit more official. :-)
No. of Children: 2 cats, Jpeg and Adobe.
Religion / Faith: Yes.
Primary Computer type: Macintosh G4/500 w/640MB ram, PIII/850 w/512MB ram. (I like ram. :-)
Occupation: Designer.
Aspirations: I hope to be patronized! Yes, I want a patron, in the old-fashioned Leonardo DaVinci kinda way - set me up in a villa outside Rome, I can open a little school and do whatever it is I do. :-) Optionally, the villa could be a crappy little warehouse space with broadband, same difference, that'd make it into "ozonicLabs" for real!
Current Inspiration: Anyone and everyone who speaks to me, if I listen properly the right thoughts get transferred to me, kind of like magic. Truth!
Hobbies: Reading my Fantasy & SciFi books, Photography, Travel, Chess, Coffee & Cigarettes, All McBeal and Friends, Webcams and Flying Pigs.

Your pal, -doc-



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Age: 18

Sex: Male

Country of Birth: Sweden

Current Residences: eh... somewhere in the middle of sweden (You can't get precise with Sweden its so small)

Marital Status: No leashes

No. of Children: None (3 cats and 1 dog)

Religion/Faith: Haven't decided yet.

Primary Computer type: Shitty Compaq

Occupation: Student & Beverge drinker

Aspirations: Eat, Sleep, Get a life

Hobbies: Tae Kwon Do


[This message has been edited by OlssonE (edited 04-17-2002).]

[This message has been edited by OlssonE (edited 04-17-2002).]

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

Gross statistics:

Average Age: approx. 24
MacOS users: 8.3 %
Windows users: 71.7 %
Live in America: 47 %
Students: 35 %

Age: 25
Country of Birth: U.S. (Phoenix, Arizona)
Gender: Female
Marital Status: Very happily married
No. of Children: None, but 2 water dragons and a bird
Religion / Faith: I guess I'm classified as agnostic
Primary Computer type: At work I use a Powermac g4, dual 533 mhz, 896mb ram (home computer is coming soon)
Occupation: Graphic Designer
Aspirations: To maintain some sort of stability and float through life happily with my loved ones and to quit biting my nails.
Current Inspiration: I'll have to think more about that
Hobbies: Working out, tennis, music appreciation, gardening, fisteating
Edit> Oh yeah, I nearly forgot.V



[This message has been edited by Jeni (edited 04-17-2002).]

Age: 58, whew i am the oldest here!
Country of Birth: U.S. (California)
Gender: Female
Marital Status: widow
No. of Children: four (all grown)
Religion / Faith: yes
Primary Computer type: desktop pentium133 with win98
Occupation: crafter, ceramicist, dilletante, perinneal student, between jobs at the moment
Aspirations: learn something new everyday, laugh and be silly, travel, learn french and visit Paris.
Current Inspiration: doc and the asylumites, rainbows, life
Hobbies: reading sci-fi/fantasy, coffee, online games, baking and coffee and a cigarette, making candles, gardening, daydreaming

Jeni, don't forget to include your penchant for inserting your fist into your mouth as a hobbie.

OlssonE - you drink students and beverages?
remind me to stay clear of sweden!


- - r e i t s m a - -
(tifkab)

Well, I'm new around here, but I thought I'd post my info anyway...

Age: 29 (today, as a matter of fact)
Country of Birth: United States
Current Residence: Seoul, Korea (the one that's not in the Axis of Evil)
Marital Status: Married
No. of Children: None (yet)
Religion / Faith: Christian
Primary Computer type: P4/W2K
Occupation: Grad Student/Translator
Aspirations: At present, finish up my MA thesis and make it into the PhD program. In the future, get a professorship at a nice university, translate lots of books, maybe write some fiction. I'd also like to put together a nice web page on Korean folklore (working on it...)
Current Inspiration: Wakdjunkaga (Winnebago Trickster)
Hobbies: Walking down the center of the information highway in a daze, squash (the sport, not the vegetable), martial arts (although I haven't been training lately), hiking, coming to the Asylum and basking in the Ozone...



[This message has been edited by Suho1004 (edited 04-18-2002).]

Age: 16

Country of Birth: Texas

Current Residences: Houston, Texas

Marital Status: Single

Religion / Faith: Not sure at the moment. I would like to mix Christianity and Buddhism to make my own religion so i can live
in peace with a higher power and not have to question my religion.

Primary Computer type: Desktop PC/Windows 98

Occupation: Student

Aspirations: To possibily run a music label. My other thing i aspire at is to be a successful business owner, any kind of
business

Current Inspiration: My Father (passed on) , Metallica, and System of a Down

Hobbies: Music, Driving, Music, Working on my progressive web site


Ghosts of Rock

[This message has been edited by Patrick (edited 04-18-2002).]

wwooohooo. welcome Suho!!!
and happy birthday, buddy!

Age: 30
Country of Birth: Halmstad, Sweden
Name: Thomas
Gender: Male
Marital Status: single
Children: None
Religion / Faith: Christian, sort of...
Primary Computer type: Power Mac Dual 533, 1 GB ram and my wonderful La Cie 22 inches screen, Home: Power Mac G3 512 MB Ram, Pentium 3 512 MB ram
Occupation: Art Director
Aspirations: To reach harmony in life, to love and be loved...
Current Inspiration: People
Hobbies: Music, weight lifting, computers, table tennis
forgot about most important!!! GOLF...




[This message has been edited by Tommy (edited 04-18-2002).]

Happy Birthday Suho1004! Glad to meet you.


Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

Thanks for the birthday wishes, guys! And I'm glad to be here. I'm not sure how much I can contribute, but I'll do my best.