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    | Nell Bipolar (III) Inmate
 From: A SMALL village somewhere in Ontario CanadaInsane since: Jun 2001
 |  posted 07-01-2002 12:32 
      HAPPY CANADA DAY EH!!
 
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    | mahjqa Maniac (V) Mad Scientist
 From: The Demented Side of the FenceInsane since: Aug 2000
 |  posted 07-01-2002 12:40 
      Err... sure. Who makes up those days, anyway?
 
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    | njuice42 Paranoid (IV) Inmate
 From: Gig Harbor, WAInsane since: Feb 2002
 |  posted 07-01-2002 13:35 
      Indeed, it is Canada Day. According to my 'Far Side' Calander.   
 njuice42  Cell #  551
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    | Veneficuz Paranoid (IV) Inmate
 From: A graveyard of dreamsInsane since: Mar 2001
 |  posted 07-01-2002 14:35 
      Guess what, my 'Far Side' calander says the same    
 * a toast for Canada *
 
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    | Witherin Maniac (V) Inmate
 From: Scarborough, ON, CanadaInsane since: Apr 2002
 |  posted 07-01-2002 21:35 
      Ahh yes.. Canada Day. First of two celebrations for me.   
 
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    | InSiDeR Maniac (V) Inmate
 From: OblivionInsane since: Sep 2001
 |  posted 07-01-2002 22:39 
      lol witherin
 wow america junior has its own day?
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    | maninacan Paranoid (IV) Inmate
 From: Seattle, WA, USAInsane since: Oct 2001
 |  posted 07-01-2002 22:45 
      hmmm, strange google doesn't have a logo for it.  They usually do.
 Maninacan Cell #471
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 Mad Scientists
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    | DarkGarden Paranoid (IV) Inmate
 From: in media reaInsane since: Jul 2000
 |  posted 07-01-2002 22:47 
      
 Fuck off Insider you filthy fucking cockroach.
 
 This is the second time you've opened your mouth scathingly about my country and things you can't possibly understand (since it exceeds a kindergarten reading level). Don't open it again you rotten little fuck.
 
 
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    | Witherin Maniac (V) Inmate
 From: Scarborough, ON, CanadaInsane since: Apr 2002
 |  posted 07-02-2002 00:02 
      [Mock On]Ahh my, Insider. Such a lack of vision.. This concept of Canada being the 51st state in absentia is passé. That attitude went out with clogs and bell bottom jeans. While many Americans have been living with this self delusion, others have come to realize that Canadians have been taking advantage of the American attitudes and have been quietly staging an invasion via the entertainment industry. I think you'd be quite surprised at the number of Canadians who live and work America these days. I'd list out some names of those in the media for you, but then I'd have to have you... Silenced.
  [Mock Off]
 
 Truthfully though, as a Hybrid Can-American I can tell you that there's a huge, but subtle difference between Canada and America. If you ever get the chance to visit and experience Canada with a mind open to the idea that Canada has it's own culture and flavor, I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. It's up to you though. You can choose to continue to live with the delusion that Canada is some shadowy extension of the U.S., or you can open yourself up to the fact that it's a country with its own diverse mosaic of cultures and traditions.
 
 
 
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    | InSiDeR Maniac (V) Inmate
 From: OblivionInsane since: Sep 2001
 |  posted 07-02-2002 00:09 
      DG, you just don't get it do you.  You just assume too much, which tells me a little more about yourself.
 First off, if I offended you, I am sorry
  .  But now that said let me open your fucking hard head to what I meant. 
 On some recent episode of the Simpsons, Homer labeled Canada as "America Junior."  So for me to repeat that would be a satire which you obviously didn't catch.  But I guess you wouldn't waste your precious time on meaningless, hilarious, television shows that are familiar with the american culture for 13 years.
 
 So sorry if I pissed you off old chap, but you have to stop assuming that my comments are directly offending, or that you are superior to me.  So please, if you're gonna say fuck a billion times at me again, piss off or know what your talking about "fucking tool."
  
 It's all in fun.
 
 edit:  By the way the simpsons are on sunday at 8:00 on FOX, they are playing re-runs seing as this is summer and I am sure sooner or later within July they will air that episode again.  By the way I like maple syrup.  No dis-respect to a lesser corrupt country.
 
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    | synax Maniac (V) Inmate
 From: Cell 666Insane since: Mar 2002
 |  posted 07-02-2002 00:10 
      I celebrated today with my Eskimo friends by racing our dog sleds around our hockey rinks and drinking Molson. It was a nice day too, only 7 feet of snow!
 Not as nice as "vacation" in Brazil though is it, Insider? Or being on a Brazilian computer, breathing Brazilian air, drinking Brazilian water? You were in Brazil right? I don't seem to remember you mentioning it that much... Tool.
 
 For the fellow Canadians, happy Canada Day!
  
 
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    | DL-44 Maniac (V) Inmate
 From: under the bedInsane since: Feb 2000
 |  posted 07-02-2002 00:38 
      OHHHH, ok.  Someone *else* said it first, so the fact that you're just repeating it like a fucking retarded parrot makes it OK....
 
 You really are a big shining ASS insider.  Twits like you are the ones who get killed mouthing off to the wrong guy.
 
 I would be surprised if you live to be 20.
 
 
 
 
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    | InSiDeR Maniac (V) Inmate
 From: OblivionInsane since: Sep 2001
 |  posted 07-02-2002 00:41 
      Wow, DL and DG we have the fucking wonder-twins here right?
 Kill me DL, accomplish something, close this thread that "I" ruined and then ban me cause your such a fucking hypocritical prick. I don't have to take shit from you or DG just cause you think you know it all and you can fuck with some punkass kid who poses an intelligent threat to you.
 
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    | eyezaer Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist
 From: the Psychiatric WardInsane since: Sep 2000
 |  posted 07-02-2002 01:15 
      errmm... intelligenhahaha... arrrahahrr... bahahrrrr.... rrrrehehe.... *cough* 
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    | neurotic Bipolar (III) Inmate
 From: Insane since: Jun 2002
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    | Emperor Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers
 From: Cell 53, East WingInsane since: Jul 2001
 |  posted 07-02-2002 02:05 
      Oh I hate those 'intelligent threats' even more than I hate those 'smart bombs'   
 So getting back to the topic (there was one you know):
 
 Happy Canada Day!!
 
 I know synax has said what he did to mark the day (does the dog shit not ruin the rinks or is that where they get the pucks from?) but do you do anything special to mark the day? And what does it celebrate (I do hope it is telling us to get lost at some point
  ). 
 I'd also like to say that the UK is already the 51st state (we even have an awful film to prove) so you Canadians had better stop trying to steal our thunder (if we have any).
 
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    | Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist
 From: :morFInsane since: May 2000
 |  posted 07-02-2002 02:09 
      Aaahhh...the stupidity of it all.  
 Insider:  You have been told before (formally I may add) not to refer to Canada as 'America Junior'.  Where you heard it or who said it first is of little consequence.  The very fact that you flaunt this ruling and do it again gives DL and DG every right to have a go at you.  I bleieve the last time you did it helped (among other things) spawn the 'why does everyone hate me', and if you can't see why by now, thne go see your local optometrist boy, cause you need some glasses.
 
 Happy Canada Day.  Asutralia day comes up on January 26.  Public holiday on a weekend...lovely
 
 Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
 Those who Believe
 Can
 Those who Try
 Do
 Those who Love
 Live
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    | kromaZ Bipolar (III) Inmate
 From: AdanacInsane since: Oct 2000
 |  posted 07-02-2002 03:00 
      Peace everyone.....and I'm proud to be a Canadian living in Canada!!
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    | InSiDeR Maniac (V) Inmate
 From: OblivionInsane since: Sep 2001
 |  posted 07-02-2002 03:01 
      Aside from this thread I have said it once, w00t, and no one warned me about saying it again.
 I don't give a rats ass what DL and DG say, they're already so full of themselves its hilarious.
 
 Have fun!
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    | counterfeitbacon Paranoid (IV) Inmate
 From: Vancouver, WAInsane since: Apr 2002
 |  posted 07-02-2002 03:22 
      My FarSide calender says that too! I love farside! | 
  
    | synax Maniac (V) Inmate
 From: Cell 666Insane since: Mar 2002
 |  posted 07-02-2002 03:55 
      I didn't get a farside calender this year... *sniff*   
 
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    | counterfeitbacon Paranoid (IV) Inmate
 From: Vancouver, WAInsane since: Apr 2002
 |  posted 07-02-2002 03:59 
      Synax: This was the last year for a calender, their not making them anymore! Hurry, Fred Meyers is open!   | 
  
    | Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist
 From: :morFInsane since: May 2000
 |  posted 07-02-2002 04:14 
      Today: The embarrasment of riding off into a fake sunset.
 Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
 Those who Believe
 Can
 Those who Try
 Do
 Those who Love
 Live
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    | DL-44 Maniac (V) Inmate
 From: under the bedInsane since: Feb 2000
 |  posted 07-02-2002 04:20 
      wow!
 my ass hurts from falling off the chair laughing at the 'intelligent threat' bit there.
 
 You manage to mangle even the regurgitated tidbit of wit you stole from me.......and you call your self an intelligent threat?!?
  
 Grab a clue you ignorant whelp, you pose no threat to anyone but yourself, and you do that half-ass even.
 
 Sit down and shut up for a while - we know already that you won't learn anything, but at least the rest of us will enjoy the clean air for a moment.
 
 (oh and by the way - don't be talking that kind of shit in here.  It's no better than any of the other ethnic/racial/nationalist slurs that we've shut people down for).
 
 
 
 
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    | DarkGarden Paranoid (IV) Inmate
 From: in media reaInsane since: Jul 2000
 |  posted 07-02-2002 04:24 
      That would be the episode where they travel to Toronto. The line is said just prior to the classic "The Simpsons are going to Canada."
 You really need a literary dictionary around, as you're missing the meaning of satire completely. You're a mockery, literally and figuratively by that accord. So should I stop thinking that I'm superior to you?
 
 No worries, I don't need to think it. Knowledge is power, and in so knowing, one need never think or consider it in the equation.
 
 "Full of themselves"...well then, finally something in common...though it's more common sense knowing what you're full of, n'est-ce pas?
 
 HAPPY CANADA DAY!
 
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 As an aside, it would seem that the Simpsons come through in explaining your utter stupidity as well. Brazilian monkeys must have had their way with you, uh kid?
 
 Now that's condescension, not satire...in case you're still learning to read that dictionary.
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    | counterfeitbacon Paranoid (IV) Inmate
 From: Vancouver, WAInsane since: Apr 2002
 |  posted 07-02-2002 04:32 
      Skaarj:  quote:Today: The embarrasment of riding off into a fake sunset.
 
 
 It's monday, not tuesday, am I correct? Todays is the sweat pants one
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    | el_Grande Paranoid (IV) Inmate
 From: The land up and over.Insane since: Dec 2000
 |  posted 07-02-2002 04:39 
      Well I thought I should jump in this and say HAPPY CANADA DAY to my fellow Canadians before the great holiday ends. 25 minutes left to go in Saint John, NB.
 I spent my day playing soft ball, enjoying a few Molson (some stereotypes are just plain fact), cooking a nice slab of beef and watching the fireworks. What a great day.
 
 Oh and then there's our little insider....... I'll keep my comments to myself. That's a lesson I have learned. =)
 
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    | Tycho Bipolar (III) Inmate
 From: Dallas, TXInsane since: Aug 2000
 |  posted 07-02-2002 05:12 
      It's sad to watch a forum slide downhill.
 
   A small mind is a tidy mind.
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    | Skaarjj Maniac (V) Mad Scientist
 From: :morFInsane since: May 2000
 |  posted 07-02-2002 05:35 
      It's tuesday where I am CFB...i'm accross the IDL from you
 Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
 Those who Believe
 Can
 Those who Try
 Do
 Those who Love
 Live
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    | DarkGarden Paranoid (IV) Inmate
 From: in media reaInsane since: Jul 2000
 |  posted 07-02-2002 05:35 
      Today?
 I slept...and damned well too.
 
 Five nights in a row of work, so Canada Day became my day off. A bit of painting outside, some appreciation for the mild/warm weather, and a stunning Alberta sunset right now.
 
 Sleep....it's a beautiful thing.
 
 
 Oh, and I'm headed over to a friend's place to discuss the merits of console gaming versus caffeinated and barley brewing.
 
 (PS2, coffee and beer...for about fifteen of us while we watch the riot erupt...heh)
 
 
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    | Dan Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist
 From: Calgary, Alberta, CanadaInsane since: Apr 2000
 |  posted 07-02-2002 05:36 
      Shit guys! I'm back-o ..was up in Edmonton partying for the last half-week or so, what a fucking weekend, so Im taking a break tonight on Canada day.
 But Happy Canada Day everyone!!
 Everyone play safe, don't drink too much, and enjoy the shows.
 
 And for all you yanks, I'm sure I'll be in the states on the 4th to celebrate with you!.
 
 - Dan -
 
 
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    | DarkGarden Paranoid (IV) Inmate
 From: in media reaInsane since: Jul 2000
 |  posted 07-02-2002 05:46 
      Dan: You should have swung by the nightclub to say hi.
 At the door at least
  
 
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    | Dan Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist
 From: Calgary, Alberta, CanadaInsane since: Apr 2000
 |  posted 07-02-2002 06:02 
      Next time I'm up   
 
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    | counterfeitbacon Paranoid (IV) Inmate
 From: Vancouver, WAInsane since: Apr 2002
 |  posted 07-02-2002 07:16 
      From GameSpy arcade:
 
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    | docilebob Maniac (V) Mad Scientist
 From: buttcrack of the midwestInsane since: Oct 2000
 |  posted 07-02-2002 07:35 
      I`m with nell on this one.
 Happy Canada Day.  Enjoy.
 
 I don`t suppose that there`s any way we could set up a * Tool Camp * up in northern Saskatchewan, is there ?
 
 
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    | njuice42 Paranoid (IV) Inmate
 From: Gig Harbor, WAInsane since: Feb 2002
 |  posted 07-02-2002 12:46 
      Had a few beers with some co-workers, made a fire, enjoyed some good company... how'd you celebrate Canada Day? Ain't nothing wrong with our neighbors to the north... just a hop, skip and jump away!
 Edit: wow... spelling horrible! English me no good at nope nope...
 
 njuice42  Cell #  551
 icq 957255
 
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    | Patrick Bipolar (III) Inmate
 From: Houston, TexasInsane since: Dec 2001
 |  posted 07-02-2002 13:55 
      I don't know about you but i think Canada is just the secret US States. The canadian government is just a cover up and we own those canadians
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    | WebShaman Maniac (V) Mad Scientist
 From: Happy Hunting Grounds...Insane since: Mar 2001
 |  posted 07-02-2002 14:00 
      Happy Canada Day!!!  I spend a year in Winnipeg...lovely city.  Though Manitoba province is not so great...the city is!
 On another note...sad to see that some don't understand the meaning of burning bridges...dumb is, what dumb does (or says).  What's in, is out.  Sad, really sad.
 
 
   
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    | jive Paranoid (IV) Inmate
 From: Greenville, SC, USAInsane since: Jan 2002
 |  posted 07-02-2002 14:39 
      its cold in canada...
 *shivers*
 
 
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    | Arthemis Paranoid (IV) Inmate
 From: Milky WayInsane since: Nov 2001
 |  posted 07-02-2002 21:52 
      canada ***, but... such is the way of acceptable modern aesthetics.
 
 on dire que point nouvelle, bon nouvelle. Trait d'esprit, darkgarden ^_^
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