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eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 07-22-2002 23:03


Yeah. How do you make your $ / what is your line(s) of work?

Me? I do odd jobs. Fence painting right now. I also do some freelancing video projects for local churches. I am also goin to college, and am trying to get scholarships for that as well. (but the school has been screwing with me.)

Next?

                                                           

Slime
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: Massachusetts, USA
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 07-22-2002 23:06

I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-22-2002 23:10

hehe slime, dont be shy. we wont laugh...


well, i am doing a little php programming and image manipulating for a local company.

Dan
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 07-22-2002 23:14

I'm unemployed, and undecided on what I'll train for when I go to university.
I have no $

Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: A˛, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 07-22-2002 23:15

I'm working a full-time job at DaimlerChrysler HQ in Auburn Hills, MI. I'm part of a programming team working on development of a new application for use in a new product at Chrysler/Dodge/Jeep dealerships. Sorry but I can't tell you any more than that

In the fall I'm going to be going back to the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor to continue my education in Computer Science. While I'm there I'll be working part-time for DC from my dorm room

[This message has been edited by Raptor (edited 07-22-2002).]

DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 07-22-2002 23:16

Freelance graphic designer and illustrator for web and print.

Doorman/Bouncer/Security/Pain Inducement Therapist on weekends.

Lasciate ogne speranza, voi ch'intrate

Darkshadow
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 07-22-2002 23:17

I make money by going out side and shake the money tree!!!, hehe!

No, I get paid by the college to go to college (if you get what I mean) it's sort of free education money if you like , but you have to be in all the time to get it though. I'm looking for summer work/placement, etc and have sent piles of letters of a few weeks ago to companies and no returns yet . Aww well I keep trying but for some reason I think I'm aiming at the wrong area of the market tho..hhmm.....


DS

Michael
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 07-22-2002 23:38

I work on missile systems and build bombs.
Been doing it for a few years now.
In my free time, I used to do a bit of free-lance design stuff as part of a 4 man team... but not anymore...
...just kinda focusing on enjoying the edges of the web that I find appealing right now.

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 07-22-2002 23:53

Part-time janitor. A whopping 5 hours a week. Gotta love it.

I do some freelance when the mood strikes me.

Good thing I got myself a sugarmomma to be the major bread winner around here. She can't wait to get back to work and let me handle the kids full-time.


Wangenstein
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: The year 1881
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 07-23-2002 00:07

I play with databases for my employer's Marketing Department. My job's like being the bastard son of I.T. and Marketing, and neither department really knows what I do or how I do it.



Odd behavior; even temperament...

punchdrunk
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Calgary,Ab Canada
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 07-23-2002 00:10

I ship and receive aftermarket auto body parts forty hours a week and spend the rest of my time trying to master PS, IR, etc.

DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 00:28

"I do freelance design in my free time."


Yeah, I'm thinking of doing some freelance thoracic surgery in mine.

~slow burgeoning grin~

WarMage
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Rochester, New York, USA
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 00:31

Child Care, Lawn Cutting, Freelance Web Developement

kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 00:36

I am a trainer for a pharmaceutical automation company. We build robotic dispensing systems that go in pharmacies. See pictures

Basically my company sends me around to train people on our systems and to flirt with cute technicians in pharmacies.



JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 00:50

I knock off uncooperative school administrators; my card sir... ~hand Izz a business card~

Jason

LiKwiD
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: NJ
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 07-23-2002 00:56

i mug innocent children and helpless old ladies for my money

no no...but from time to time i help out at a bakery that my moms friend owns, or help out at this italian restaurant when they get busy.

other than that i sit around waiting for money

OpticBurn
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Lower City, Iest, Lower Felda
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 01:26

I do pro audio. I try to do mostly live stuff, but DJ gigs make more money for less work.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 07-23-2002 01:32

They pay me to say "Have a RALLY great day!"

Yup, $5.75 an hour.

ramsaydesigns
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: The Mountains
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 07-23-2002 02:23

Michael, are you serious?

quote:
I work on missile systems and build bombs.



My dad used to do this but now he just sells them. I'm being serious.

Anyway, I'm a college student studying for a double AA in Graphic Design/Business Management. How I will get both... I don't know. I don't make money. I'm not into counterfeit dollar production. When I need money I call up my parents and ask for it. Ah, the life of a college student.

--Sarcasm-- (Warning! Unfunny, gross, and despicable "adult" humour.)
Aside from that... I don't think I've made an *HONEST* dime in my life. Well, ya, I did. I sold a plastic baseball bat when I was 10 to a 7-year old for $10 which he had to "borrow" from his mom's purse. Yes, the purse was very kind to him. His mom came over to my house and started bitching at me. I refunded the kid's purchase and started bashing her face in with the bat... I went to juvenile hall for that and now I'm a convicted felon. I'm suprised I'm in college right now. Now, back to making money. I sell drugs and drug paraphenelia to schoolyard children and I'm the local playground pimp. I prostitute young children to Catholic priests and make a pretty good living doing so. The priests clear me of my sins and guarantee me passage into Heaven. I was even told that I can rape as many women as I wanted and pillage as many villages as I could as long as I sold them small male children. Ya know... I'm getting tired of the playground pimp business. I think I'll move into the goat porn industry.. the kind where midgets and goats get along... "fine."
--End Sarcasm-- (Sorry if it was obscene but I warned you!)

Forgot. I also do freelance work and I'm in the planning stages of starting my own design and development firm complete with manufacturing and high-tech equipment that'll make you cry.

It takes some people 2 years to get 100 posts...

[This message has been edited by ramsaydesigns (edited 07-23-2002).]

Michael
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 02:29

Yes, I'm being serious.

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 02:30

wull... it cant be *all* fun and games there Michael. sheesh.

Michael
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 02:34

hrmph. Did it come across as a joking comment?
Ah well... lalala...

yer right izz... gotsta have sum fun somewherez.

edit: ...errr... I mean be serious somewherez.

[This message has been edited by Michael (edited 07-23-2002).]

Michael
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 02:38

fuck all.
gotta have both.

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 07-23-2002 02:45

Exotic dancing/stripping.

___________________
Emps

FAQs: Emperor

jstuartj
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Mpls, MN
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 02:51

Former Color Control Admin for Fingerhut Companys, now a freelance Production Artist.

J. Stuart J.

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 03:15

I'm an Audio Visual Technician for a school, kind of like a Theatre Technician, but I get payed less

I spend my day taking care of TVs, VCRs, Laptop Computers, Multimedia Projectors, Theatre Sound and Lighting equipment, basically anyuthing that you can plug in that makes a noise or produces an image.



Koan 63, written on the wall of cell number 250:
Those who Believe
Can
Those who Try
Do
Those who Love
Live

Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: A˛, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 07-23-2002 03:27

I'd pay good money to see you keep the dress on, Emps

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 07-23-2002 03:43

Raptor: How do you think I make my money???

Drive by stripping - we cruise around when it is busy, spot a big crowd of people and stop - I start to do my thang and my friends pass around the hat to collect enough money to make me stop.

It doesn't actually make much money (and that usually has to go on the medical and dental bills) but its more of a vocation

___________________
Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Jeni
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: 8675309
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 04:08

My title is Art Director/Internet Coordinator.
I oversee all graphic work, marketing materials and public relations that go on in and out of the company I am employed by, and I design as well.

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 07-23-2002 04:15

You know what they say, pimpin' ain't easy.

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 05:18

Yeah....especially when you got nothin to pimp

I run a receiving dock for a mail-order arts&crafts/sports/therepeutic equipment manufacturer/distributer.

In my spare time I imagine I'm getting paid for the web-design work I do.

I've been a chef, and landscaper (not a 'lawncare' person...a landscaper ), a local truck driver, and a bunch of other stuff of course...

docilebob
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: buttcrack of the midwest
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 06:47

I do Interior Trim in new construction. Yea, you know, that carpenter thing. Doors, window treatments, crown moulding, baseboard, bla, bla, bla.
Been doing it on and off for 25 years.
Hate it. ( I need a real job...BAD )
in the past have: Managed a full service car wash, System Control Computer Operator ( alcohol production) , Farmer, Golf cart repair, Salvage Yard parts puller, Auto Paint/Body, High end renovation, Cabinetry, Concrete form, Built swimming pools, Perfume Pimp, and sales trainer, among others.

<edit>Stupid Fingers</edit>


Cell245

[This message has been edited by docilebob (edited 07-23-2002).]

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 06:55

dang it bob... we just had tile put down thru out house and it was *my* job to fix the carpet, do thresh holds and play with z brackets and burn out tapcon bits in our cement floor. Talkin about a fun time. um...no. I coulda used some tips!

Nimraw
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Styx
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 08:18

As some of you might have seen due to my previous post on the subject I'm maybe switching jobs. Nothing's settled yet though, so here's my present facts:

Most of my time, I'm working as an eCommerce Manager at a big recently merged IT-company
I can relate to what Wang described, since I've been doubling as Interactive Marketing Manager.

That basicly means that I'm in charge of the team that handles our 6 websites, as well as playing "Style Police" when it comes to online marketing and branding.

In my free time, I work as a chef, bartender, snowboard instructor and do a bit of freelance design.



[This message has been edited by Nimraw (edited 07-23-2002).]

Trigger
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 07-23-2002 08:33

im a 14 year old how do i make my Money? by spongeing off my parents

my dads come to think of me as a "parasite"
i feel loved

Wakkos
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Azylum's Secret Lab
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 08:34

Job? who the hell do you think am I?

If I had a job I will trash years and years on non-job family tradition!!!

and I do some web desing for hobbie, not that I'm good, but some people seems to like the shit that I do.

Now I'm waiting to have my Spanish Nacionality to have a decent job (yes, and trash years of family traditios, my dad is going to kill me). In the mean while I work sometimes for an Advertising Agency and some weekends in a bar (It's cool, you don't have to pay you drinks and they take you home if you cannot move in the morning)

Dufty
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Where I'm from isn't where I'm at!
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 07-23-2002 11:30

Money?
What-dat-den???

Hugh
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Dublin, Ireland
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 12:54

I write this message from an internet Cafe where I work now and again. With that and 'sponging' as Trigger put it , I get by(usually drunk).

But Im having problems getting web design jobs(Ive gotten two offers: One guy wanted me to rip off someone elses design ... NO! And the other was to make a 'front' for a CD/MP3 selling business which was caught.)

OlssonE
Maniac (V) Inmate

From:  Eagleshieldsbay, Sweden
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 07-23-2002 13:06

I work in a workshop that manufactures cargo equipment.
I use the lathe to make shafts.

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 07-23-2002 14:14

I am an advertising consultant for a big national publication. I actually sell advertisement in print and internet.

Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

mobrul
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 14:21

multi-media producer

I create training CD-ROM's and CD/web hybrid productions for a software development company.
We serve the utility market (electric, water, telephone companies)

DmS
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Sthlm, Sweden
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 15:36

Been in the IT/web-related stuff since -96
First as a system-manager for a nation-wide intranet serving 10.000 ppl that we specified and "ordered" from the internal IT-division.
Even back then we tied it into SAP and personell-systems creating automated user-profiles/searches and so on.

In 2000 I got on the startup-train as a webdeveloper/tech-projectleader, that held for a year, after that I went on to a "solid" company as a tech-projectleader/webdeveloper (note the order...).
Then they closed down our department in late April 2002, right now I'm searching for jobs and doing some freelance-web-stuff in the meantime.
/Dan

{cell 260}
-{ a vibration is a movement that doesn't know which way to go }-

Nimraw
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Styx
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 15:58

DMS
damn shame were on a hiring freeze. I could use a guy like you at the office...

Amerasu
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Jun 2002

posted posted 07-23-2002 16:14

I work for a music company, publishing and licensing. But I wish I had stayed in university and done something else. One day perhaps..

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 07-23-2002 18:25

Hey Wakkos, I found a flaw in your sig! DG isn't a mad sci/psychotic!

BeeKay
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: North Carolina mountains
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 18:26

Graphic Designer for the town newspaper (I design ads and sometimes design special section pages) and weekly columnist (every Wednesday). Before this I was a Marine Corps Combat Correspondent for about 12 years. I also try to do some freelance staff for extra bucks, but not much business lately.

Cell Number: 494

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: West Texas
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 07-23-2002 19:10

Hauling hay, bailing hay, loading hay, unloading hay, helping clean out hay fields (anyone seeing the trend here...)
Also, working livestock, feeding (horses, cows, dogs, chickens, etc) when people go on vacation...
Umm, help run a hamburger stand at the annual hair for my neighbor, running data lines for a couple guys that work with AlphaCom (last job was a couple months ago, which had me running approx. 27,000 ft of data line over two weeks at the local human resources agency... fun fun... or not...)

And of course I live on a farm, which includes lots of fun and exciting (yea, right) work that I don't get paid for...

Then in my "spare time" I am at the Univ. full time working on a double major in Computer Science and Mathematics.

Meanwhile, can't get a "real" job to save my life...


________________________________________________________________
-- Jack of all trades, master of that which has my attention at
the moment.

Home Sweet Home

ZOX
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Southern Alabama, USA
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 19:33

I'm a full-time web designer, doing both graphics and coding.

In my free time I don't work.

Wolfen
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Minnesota
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 07-23-2002 20:53

Part-time webpage design for a small consulting internet business... that is when I am not patrolling these halls.

Wakkos
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Azylum's Secret Lab
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 07-23-2002 21:17

Yes, Synax, but DG doesn't need forum permissions to edit messages

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 07-23-2002 23:09

Synax, thats an old old sig, its just a sig that allows the edition of his best friends here through animation , sadly im not it . Which brings me back to my point that it is old and was made before I registered.

edit: by the way that sig is on a rotater synax...


_____________________
Prying open my third eye.

[This message has been edited by InSiDeR (edited 07-23-2002).]

OlssonE
Maniac (V) Inmate

From:  Eagleshieldsbay, Sweden
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 07-23-2002 23:14

heh...maybe he just doesn't like you!

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 07-23-2002 23:33

I was avoiding that single thought...

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 07-23-2002 23:36

Now if you're really astute, a flaw in that sig would be that he refers to the doc as "Doc Ozone," when really doc's alias is spelled "DocOzone."

So there .


_____________________
Prying open my third eye.

RammStein
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 07-24-2002 00:33

Part-Time: consultant
Full-Time: business/gaming business

free-time? ummm .. when my wife is around .. yeah baby


Click on the Image to go to the Recycling Center .::. cEll .::. 513

tj333
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Manitoba, Canada
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 07-24-2002 00:37

I work at my dad's shop, Ag. shield Mfg.( www.agshield.com, Please buy one! ) and do drafting, assembly and whatever else needs to be done part time when I am at school and full time in the summer.

__________________________
This is a sig virus. Please copy it to your sig so it can spread.

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Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 07-24-2002 02:35

Well, as I have made mention of my line of work before, some of you probably already know. I'm a Korean-English translator, working for various concerns here in Korea. Starting next year, though, I will hopefully be receiving a monthly study grant when I begin my PhD program. Straight into the bank, baby.


Cell 270

Thumper
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Deeetroit, MI. USA
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 07-24-2002 04:27

I install windows, doors, siding and roofing for my father's home improvement company here in Michigan. It sucks during the winter! It's hard work, but the money is better than most professional careers.

I am also going to school for Graphic Design, and will complete in December. I am getting into website development as well and have been generating a slight income from it. Though not much, I find it relaxing, fun, and interesting and I would do it for free.

When I was 15, I worked for a company that manufactured armpit absorbing pads that you stick to the inner sleeve of your shirt. I am not very proud of this, but am proud of the fact that Kim Basinger was a big buyer for them. I had to count out 5 at a time, put them in a plastic sheeth and then seal them.

I have also been known to turn tricks at your local inner city alleyways.

BTW eyezaer, try using a HILTI with red loads for fastening to cement floors. Not only is it faster, but you can pretend you are blowing a hole through your boss' chest. Oh wait, that would be my dad! They are pricey though...



[This message has been edited by Thumper (edited 07-24-2002).]

hyperbole
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Madison, Indiana, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 07-24-2002 05:05

Software Consultant: I work with Computer Graphics, Human Interfaces, Publishing software, Robotics, Industrial Automation, Scientific Programming, Language Design, and Web Support/Web Page Programming.

Lately the jobs have been pretty sparse. I'm currently looking.

-- not necessarily stoned... just beautiful.

moaiz
Maniac (V) Inmate

From:
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 07-24-2002 05:44

I am a full time criminal, part-time web designer. Currently helping build a company and getting patent/trademark stuff moving for it...but the crime pays the bills.

Weadah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: TipToToe
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 07-24-2002 05:54

Kidnapping and holding for ransom the poodles of older rich widows eats my weekdays, weekends too. Started out as a hobby (well a passion really) but recently I've gone pro. It's nice to see it pay for itself too - dog food's expensive.

In my spare time I light fires.

Weadz

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 07-24-2002 11:09

was Graphic Designer for 14 years but lost my job so until another comes up I'm working as a store detective

bitdamaged
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: 100101010011 <-- right about here
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 07-24-2002 19:20

I just got back from 3 days in New Orleans. which means currently I'm a vegatable and I'm getting paid for it.

When I'm doing something productive I work for a cable channel as the lead engineer for their Interactive Television Group.

muh muhh meds....

puhleeeeze.



.:[ Never resist a perfect moment ]:.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 07-24-2002 23:50
quote:
In my spare time, I light fires.



The words of a true pyro .

reitveld
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Kansas City, MO USA
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 07-27-2002 06:09

Architect by day... night... weekend... man, I need some free time.

Weaday: I laughed so hard a spit coke at my computer screen. Post a warning or something.

maninacan
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Seattle, WA, USA
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 07-27-2002 07:26

Sit around complaining that I have no money and that nobody wants to hire a 15 year old to mess with their computer or make them a web page because of all the (well there hasn't been much, but there hasn't been anything good so all they here is bad) bad media teenage computer geeks have gotten.

Maninacan Cell #471
behmer

reitsma
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: the bigger bedroom
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 08-07-2002 05:51

how i get money:
- i make websites for the IT dept. of an insurance company.
- i study at uni, and have managed to convince them to pay me to do so.

how i save money:
- i empty bins, and am first on call for security for a school in return for free accomodation, electricity, water and phone.

____________
reitsma

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 08-07-2002 06:11

I grow human kidneys and sell them over eBay.

Dracusis
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Brisbane, Australia
Insane since: Apr 2001

posted posted 08-07-2002 07:52

DL44: In my spare time I imagine I'm getting paid for the web-design work I do.

Drac: Ohh, that looks like a really big boat ya on there DL, ya mind if I jump on too?


Apart from never getting paid for my freelance work I live off the gonvernment. They pay me to study but I have to pay them back when I get a job

Doo bee doo. Spare time? I kick things... if they don't break, I kick em again. Repeat if necessary.


Rinswind 2th
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 08-07-2002 09:42

I am a sound and light engineer. but since business is slow i work in the reproduction/mail department from a big
home-care company. icare.
I am folowing a course for webserver maintenance.

But how do i get my money?? Well i am pretty good with the digital copiers we have.... (way better then the old messy press i used at an earlier stage)

Powered by Curiousity
~First Member From the RAT-DEFENSE team~

fallen
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: A ripped t-shirt pocket.
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 08-07-2002 11:04

Well, the question is how do you make money...technically I'm in debt, so I don't make any money, suggestions welcome. Otherwise I make money stealing time on my dad's offset printing presses experimenting with photo-etched polymer plates, rare cotton papers, light sensitivive green inks, microprint, magnetic strips, and watermarking. Just kidding. Or something. My job, lets see...freelance and inhouse web design including full and partial sites and online product demos; print design including posters, brochures, partial book design, formal invitations, show flyers, business cards; illustration; yard work; and any combination of the above.


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WebShaman
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Happy Hunting Grounds...
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 08-07-2002 12:13

I work for SAP...at the moment, in the Customer Care dept. I am hoping that I'll get a shot at the Design Dept. for the Internet site from SAP (man, does it need a lot of work...wish I could show it to you guys, but you need a password...*sigh* This site is practically un-navigatable...and includes literally thousands of pages...our customers hate it...and so do I).

I won't go into all the jobs I've done before...the list is just too long, and some of it is classified, anyway. Before SAP, I was self-employed, with a small business in web-design, but that dream got cancelled...damn internet mafia.

I got a lucky break, and got hired by SAP. The past month (because of the economic situation here in Germany, or lack thereof), I had to fight very hard to keep my job...and beat out 5 others competing for the same position. They are now gone...I only survived because of my 'networking' skills...and it was a very near thing. Took a lot out of me...I'm pretty burnt out right now. But at least my contract for the next year got re-approved...thank god. Being out of work here in Germany right now is deadly, because nobody is hiring, just firing (or going bankrupt). Feel kinda sorry for the others, but them's the breaks. The current 'feeling' here is...somewhat down. Such in-fighting always generates bad 'vibes' in an office...esp. among the co-workers who were on good terms with those that got the axe...I guess they don't like me all that much...as if I was the reason for it all. Strange, how people react like that. Good thing my work is top notch (the best in this department), and that I've never been sick during my job here. All these things add up, believe me. That, combined with my good relationship with higher management, saved my behind. I'm also the only foriegner in my dept. - stranger in a strange land...



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OlssonE
Maniac (V) Inmate

From:  Eagleshieldsbay, Sweden
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 08-07-2002 12:26

I work as an Pleasure-man! I have been assigned by many female supermodells. :P

AT
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Louisville, KY, USA
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 08-07-2002 19:42

reitveld: That's why everything around my room is covered with plastic!...

Currently I force breed small dogs for money... no, not me... two dogs!
I've done some web design, just recently got done a content management system
for a real estate website... they loved it...

I've done studio work for audio and video, directed live programs among many
other things... started in TV when I was 12... I hope one day to not be working
like this for money, but be living with warjournal, so his sugarmomma can provide
for my financial needs...

*is well pleased*


silence
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: soon to be "the land down under"
Insane since: Jan 2001

posted posted 08-07-2002 22:31

Right now, I'm technically listed as the system administrator for a Telecommunications company that handles PCS cellphones and has an ISP division. However, they've had me do everything from the company website to network routing and ISP sysadmin stuff.

It's actually a great job because I get to do a lot of things I wouldn't normally do in this position. And the shortage of qualified technical specialists here means that I'm in a pretty comfortable position.

But, as usual, I'm still overworked and underappreciated.

SPyX
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: College Station, TX
Insane since: Aug 2002

posted posted 08-08-2002 07:05

I deliver pizzas for New York Pizza Co. . . I am such a dork. . .

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