Preserved Topic: Need a new word

If I hear the word "cool" one more time, I swear I'm gonna rip my clothes off, make the person who says it eat my 8MB Visor and run out of the room S C R E A M I N G !!!!!

There's something disconcerting about being in meetings with suits and freaks and every other voun/verb phrase in every other sentence everyone uses the "C**L" word - God, it's makin' me SICK.


The only other substitutes I know of are:
1. Rad - too outdated
2. Groovy - too hippie
3. Dope - too Gangsta
4. Hip - too hip
5. Slick - no slick enough
6. Spiff - ???
7. Bitchin' - close candidate, but kinda offensive
8. Neat - *yawn*

Anyway, you get the idea. Any suggestions? Trust me, you're doing the world a favor by helping to solve this problem.

Uhhh, medication to kevincar's cell, stat!

cool

****.
Nice.
Nifty.
Low.
Supercallafrandilous.
Jihad.
Meesalai.

I like 'bitchin" a lot. In both ways.

Edit: K.E.W.L. is censored?





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Spiffy.
Snazz. (twitch's word)
Scrotumlicious.
Pig fat.
Awesome.
Neat.
Spit-rific.
Crabsulous.
Monkey.
Smoot.
Shiney.
Albumin.

Hmmm. Can't think of anymore cool words.

fuck all that.

k-rad. Elitist link whores will know this as /<-rad.


s t e p h e n

Shut up fart sack!

You gotta get wit it.

Dope.
Fly.
Phat.
Supa.
Stupid.
Funky.
Fresh.
Da shit.
Da shiznit.

Yeaaaaah boyeeeeee.

The Bee's Knees
23 Skiddoo
Hubba Hubba
The cat's pajamas
Swanky
Keen
Sockdollager
Swell
Jake
And How
Copacetic
Ducky

rad
I totally dig 'rad.'
'Dope' isn't bad either.

There was a movie in the '80's called RAD, about a kid and a bicycle race...anybody remember it?
I watch it every once in a while to keep my vocabulary 'fresh.' Then, when I'm in a meeting with lots of suits, I talk just like the movie...keeps everybody guessing. They never know if I'm WAY behind the times or UltraHep.

mobrul

I use cool and awesome way too much...

New words in this area are:

Sweet

Tight

Fat

Peachy

jam'in

Gravy


ummmmmmmm that's all I can think of.....I got up at 3am to study and go to class.....yaaaaaaaawn ~takes black pill~


~When all else fails......get the duct tape~

da bomb.
funkified.
coolbananas.
well wicked.
not too foul.
crumulent.
kickass.
sweeet.
crankin'.
goovybaby.

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b u n c h a p i x e l s

cha-ching...

oh! what about cool?

Yeah cool! I like cool!

ahhh... so 'coolistic' doesn't cut it eh?

NoJive

come to think of it, i recall hearing some american students saying:
"that's like, totally kretsminkial, man!"
oh hang on, now i remember - they were using it in a bad way.
never mind.

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b u n c h a p i x e l s

i use groov and groovy and groovin...... its kinda fun.

um..... lets see.... Kwaza Kwaza! i kinda like sayin that real fast instead of whats up.

I use "Buttah" once in awhile -
just to get the frick-frak AWAY frol the C-word,
but no one understands what it means.

::Bugs yells over his shoulder while keeping a watchful eye on kevincar::

"did we get that prescription to kevincar's cell yet???"

alls i have to say is "that shit is *skiq*". get me?

"Society, we all know that somethings wrong. And we've know it all along" -Pennywise-

heh everything here goes off. it goes off in a big way unles its bad in which case its pear shaped which is not good. extra good things are uber and anything can be, tho things are never uber going off or pear shaped.

hope that helps =)

ool-kay
Awwwwwwjiaaa


It never hurts to always be right.

Once I thought I was wrong... but I was mistaken.

skills.


that's been my word for cool lately.

Spam is yummy
~babamba

linear say's im a replacement for cool

and why not take a little from everybody, from now on instead of saying cool say

wicked peachy supa monkey

if you have the vbruntimes(most likely) and msagent(maybe) try this. merlin will even say(you hear him speak) the new random made up word from a list that you can add to.

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"wicked peachy supa monkey"

I'm sold!!! That has got to be the best one so far. I *love* it!

hunky dory

Well, you guys are pretty bright but all have missed it badly:
CLEAN is the new word. "That's clean, man!"

For those that resist, ACE is a close second:
"Ace, dude!"

Time to wash up...

Oh yeah, that's one of your more dramatic sigs there, VP

How about "tight"

and "Okey-dokey, Artichokey"

Sockdollager?


~ No Sig ~

Well, if you insist on creating your'e own, kevincar, you may do so...

Hunky Dory - that's my favorite David Bowie album....good stuff.

Cool is unreplaceable.

I'm taking a fancy to "Bad-ass mofo" - but it doesn't go over well with my employer (Zurich Financial) -

slightly cold

sashaDesign

i use cool and awesome, but i don't talk much so i guess i don't overuse 'em...

netmosisdotcalm n. - from latin netmosisusdotuscalmus - fuck it all.

****ies?

Jason

Friend of mine teaches high school and has been hearing "krunk" for a long time. For those of you who don't know, "krunk" is a word that Conan O'Brien made up a few years ago as a gag. He encouraged everyone to use it as a dirty word in the attempt to get it on the list of words that can't be said on TV.

Thing is, no matter how many times my friend tells the kids this fact, they absolutely refuse to believe him.

Smooth

~Ok somebody missed the off ramp~

Conan's an evil genius

Jason

you anus... a personal fav of mine

Now, how in this time of rememberance can we forget hoopy??

I've not known hoopy? I haven't watched Conan for 2 years but I did catch Triumph on Hollywood Squares and I'd pay good money for a tape of it.

Jason

I like 'that scans' or 'That scans fully'.
Phatt is also good 'that's phatt!' or just 'Phatt!'
I think conan is anal retentive. 'That scans fully!'

Swank
Diggity-Shwag
Dank
Da Bombay
Mucky
Peachy-Keen
Yummy
I could go on for hours... I think the best "Cool" wordz are set amongst you and your close friends; as some of my examples are- or you can get some from Letterman (Diggity-Shwag and dank... a little modified though). Anywhore, thanks for the first feasible opportunity to post. I feel blessed... aw yeah.

Hey, welcome aboard. How's things at the complex?

Do you know Bob from over at the Endoplasmic Reticulum? Tell him hi for me.

Hi and welcome Apostasos

~gives ToeMuncher a treat for sniff'in out this backdoor sneaker in'er~

Now just swallow these 2 Black Pills....unpack...paint up your sig... errrrr cell
and make yourself comfy.

You're just in time for Happy Hour....jacket required... ..someone will be along shortly to fit you with your jacket

A couple that I just noticed that I've been using for years, but using more of (lately) is Swangin' and Smokin'.

How 'bout this:
My daughter says sometimes "...that is SO James Bond..."

Coolness. Still a classic, much like "cool", but not as overdone. I like the classics, anyway. I will also use "cool-cool", all run together like, heh. Please keep your clothes on.

Your pal, -doc-