Preserved Topic: Fist in the mouth tutorial... (Page 1 of 1)

I promised, and here it is...

1. You may wish to remove any lipstick, rings, etc. Things can get quite messy and painful, otherwise.
2. I like to start with making a fist, and then proceed to moving the thumb side of the fist towards your mouth as seen in Fig.1

Fig. 1



3. Begin to put fist in mouth as seen in Fig. 2

Fig. 2


4. Expect some resistance at this point, but do not give in. The fist will realize that it belongs in your mouth afterall. See Fig. 3
Fig 3.


5. It will eventually go in.

Side view


Ah sweet success.


Wash. Rinse. Repeat.

Have fun with this one guys!

shucks. aint that just the cutest thing

good show jeni, keep up the good work!

Fantastic. Absolutely f a n t a s t i c .

...and check your mail, Jeni. ~smirk~

Shiiizzzzam!!!! quick quick... i know you've only been home for a day... but meds are required here
"STAT."


lmao...

may you do things like this....*forever*.... or as somebody much wiser said... "When I get old I'm going to wear purple... and spit."

NJ

OMG ! What a surprise ! I must admit......that isn't the ...... whew ...... this is great!

Fist in MOUTH


~Sanity is always questionable...I'm a normal person, I just be having crazy thoughts~

take it easy now ya hear?

yes, MOUTH.

although....if you've got pictures of....well, nevermind. bad idea. very bad.

angry, threep complains:
"HEY JENI! how about giving us a few more important details!
NOWHERE in your tutorial does it say that you should only use your own fist!
and although my boss was happy for me to shut up for a few minutes, she DID NOT appreciate the teeth marks on her hand.
stuff it. ill settle for my usual 'foot in mouth' activities."

Step 6. Proceed to the restroom to puke your lunch out.

now the tut is completed

yo, that looks like a cubicle. You're not screwin' the man out of some precious time are you? Time is money girl!

I'm off to practice

Jason

That...is one of the strangest...it scans to the max!!! Is there a followup tutorial on foot-in-mouth? Because I need some help with that. I can get my foot in, but getting it back out....HMKHHGj j ijejiisll lsjlkjd!!!!*pop* Welcome back, SHII!
Jeni, you go girl!!!



[This message has been edited by WebShaman (edited 06-08-2001).]

3p-Yeah, my boss didn't like it either at first...but after I slipped her some vodka...lets say she was all about it.
JK-It is a cubicle, and I did it around 6pm(afterhours, on my own time).
DL-I was told to keep it rated "G".
Ms. Shiiizzzam-nevermind the pills. I'd do it anyway.
Bug-

Thanks for all the support guys. And ladies-This is an excellent way to get free drinks at the bar.

Note to self: Jeni would be a GREAT date!

Yes, I would have to say I'd buy a girl a drink for that

oh, and you weren't supposed to listen to that rated g part



[This message has been edited by DL-44 (edited 06-09-2001).]

Jeni, any advice on how to get my ring finger out of my nose? It's been there for 12 years. A little annoying.

Heh, funny you should mention that, I got a five cent piece stuck up my nose when I was 6! I wanted to see if it would fit... guess what! IT DID!

everybody needs a swamp bear

Did you get it out?

Jen.............holds up card....9.5.....hehehe......ya should have went to the wrist.....ooooh

That was great......