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eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 10-01-2002 23:11

Some may have thought that Synax and myself are a little strange. I am here to challenge that today. I was working on an english paper about rolly-pollies and learned that they were edible. I quickly turned to Synax, who just happened to be on Q and asked him to talk me out of eating some. He quickly agreed...

I boiled mine.

He ate his alive.

Big Zoom Pic!


I wanted to slow them down so i could count their legs so I poped em in the freezer... and they quickly died... not at all what I had in mind.



and a hot bath...



I kid you not... they smelled fishy when I cooked them.



I drained them on a paper towel.




[This message has been edited by eyezaer (edited 10-01-2002).]

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 10-01-2002 23:11

Snack time.



Zoom Zoom



yes I did cook and eat 2.



and again...



Crunchy!



Synax up to bat!!!!!

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 10-01-2002 23:12


Two rollie pollies, rollie pollies, rollie pollies!


My don't you look tasty? Yum yum!


Ooo, what prickly little legs you have!


NOW YOU DIE!

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-01-2002 23:14

No questions, you guys are weird.

-Jestah
Cell 277

Bugimus
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From: New California
Insane since: Mar 2000

posted posted 10-01-2002 23:17

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

. . : slicePuzzle

mr.maX
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Belgrade, Serbia
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 10-01-2002 23:18

I'm speechless...




eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 10-01-2002 23:19

Relax Bugs! They are Crustaceans, not bugs! its okay! really! (sorry i didnt say that when i posted them) they are closely related to crabs, and like i said, they smell like em when ya boil em. Oh, and they have 14 legs. just fyi. that means they aint bugs.

                                                           

kretsminky
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From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-01-2002 23:21

I've done that before on bets.

It's just like swallowing an aspirin or something.

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 10-01-2002 23:23

Hmmm, aspirin doesn't crawl around on your tongue! Neither do you chew aspirin!

GRUMBLE
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Omicron Persei 8
Insane since: Oct 2000

posted posted 10-01-2002 23:36

you are scaring me.

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 10-01-2002 23:58



WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU

RammStein
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 10-01-2002 23:59

let's see you eat worse bugs .. like worms or stuff you see on Fear Factor!!!!

yeah baby! yeah! .. that little bug is nothing!


.::. cEll .::. 513

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 00:07

Ramm... you first... as you can see... we are not Squeamish. heh.

Prototype
Nervous Wreck (II) Inmate

From: United States
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 10-02-2002 00:40

I've had chocolate covered ants.
Yummy!
Really.

I scorn to change my state with kings.

Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: AČ, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 10-02-2002 00:57

This is where my post would be, if I wasn't so speechless right now...

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-02-2002 01:59

Good work fellas - I once had to be restrained at a party when I got it into my head to eat the family goldfish. Now lets start you eating some more interesting stuff. I was going to suggest cockroaches but Bugs just fainted next door - how about a spoonful of brains? Preferabbly not your own (or anyone traceable back to you - in fact I'd go and see what the local butcher has for you).

___________________
Emps

FAQs: Emperor

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 10-02-2002 02:02

Hmmm... Brains don't seem to be too bad. I mean, I eat liver - I don't think that's gross.

...

Now I wanna try brains damnit!

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 02:03

Wow, that's impressive guys. Now chasing that down with a handful of live ants would be really impressive.

-Jestah
Cell 277

Emperor
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist with Finglongers

From: Cell 53, East Wing
Insane since: Jul 2001

posted posted 10-02-2002 02:06

Do it like Ozzy would - snort a line of live ants

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Emps

FAQs: Emperor

Xdreamer.ch
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Switzerland
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 10-02-2002 02:13

I eat salami with ketchup *mhhhhhhhh*

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 10-02-2002 02:13

Or like ozzy would, bite the head off a bird! (dove)

Michael
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From: *land
Insane since: Nov 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 04:10

hah...
you guys are entertaining as always.

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 10-02-2002 04:48

So, is "rolly-polly" the scientific name for them critters?

Cell 270

JKMabry
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: out of a sleepy funk
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 04:49

make sure you chew good you nasty sacks

where dat pukie slimie is?!?

Jason

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 10-02-2002 05:05

Suho: Wood Lice

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 05:51

woodlice, pillbugs, Armadillidium vulgar. what evah ya like best!

Moth
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: columbus, ohio, usa
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 10-02-2002 07:18

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Not my tiny 14 legged cousins!!!!

**looking for a nice juicy Bosc or Bartlett to get my revenge**

Nimraw
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Styx
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 10:03

Makes me remember the first time I ate frogs legs.

You actually get the lower part of the body with both legs joined at the pelvis.

One of my friends managed to eat all the meat and still keep the skeleton intact and started acting out a Tekken-fight with the skeletons on the table.

The french guys at the next table looked a bit perplexed...

Suho1004
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Seoul, Korea
Insane since: Apr 2002

posted posted 10-02-2002 12:08

I'll take Armadillidium vulgar for $200, Alex.

mas
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: the space between us
Insane since: Sep 2002

posted posted 10-02-2002 15:03

you guys eat too many pills!

-THE SPACE-

RammStein
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: cEll 513, west wing of the ninth plain
Insane since: Dec 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 15:20

Izzy and Syn!

two nights ago on Fear Factor they had a weenie roast .. fear factor style of course!

this is what they had to eat
Bulls Penis
Buffalos Penis
Deer Penis
Sheep Penis

I believe those where the four choices .. and the players had to turn over rocks to find out which one they where going to eat .. of course after roasting it first over a bonfire .. mmmmmmmmmm .. toasty too!

hehe

btw .. both males and female ate there share .. two of the penis's were a foot long the other two were atleast 6 inches .. needless to say it looked sick!




.::. cEll .::. 513

Lord_Fukutoku
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: West Texas
Insane since: Jul 2002

posted posted 10-02-2002 17:38

I thought this was going to be interesting. No offense meant to you two, of course. But how many kids, particularly boys between the ages of 7 and 10 (or thereabout), wouldn't eat a rollie pollie? And it's not just rollie pollies, there are worms, and ants, and whatever else they can catch. Maybe try Ramm's suggestion, that would make a slightly better story to me at least... Although I'm not too sure that would be something to brag about... I can see a few jokes coming from that

just gonna be one of them days it seems...


________________________________________________________________
-- Jack of all trades, master of that which has my attention at
the moment.

Unoriginal Cell 693

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 10-02-2002 19:16

Ramm.... I dont watch that show. Maybe if you read your post you will know why.

Lord_F Yalp... I thought about that and even read that kids also really like bugsuckers. heh. I did it for a english paper though because they are my topic.

                                                           

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 10-03-2002 01:21

Hehe, you guy's are funny.

I have eaten grasshoppers before. Very crunchy little citters.

Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

Jeni
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: 8675309
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 10-03-2002 02:09

I'm hoping those penis' were detached from their rightful owners before consumption...
Hate to look like a cocksucker on national TV

[This message has been edited by Jeni (edited 10-03-2002).]

Maskkkk
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Willaimsport, PA, US of A the hole in the Ozone
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 10-03-2002 05:32

Wow talk about your shamless self promoion....

Izzy go eat a pear!



Maskkkk

- Face the Present

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 10-03-2002 07:31

entertainment. heh.

My english teacher said he never had any one eat a bug in his class. hes been teaching since... vietnam.

And next time... Im gonna fry those suckers up with some okra and make some angel hair pasta with some white sauce.

[This message has been edited by eyezaer (edited 10-03-2002).]

CPrompt
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: there...no..there.....
Insane since: May 2001

posted posted 10-03-2002 14:29

Jeni,

You are too funny

Later,
C:\


~Binary is best~

Gilbert Nolander
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Washington DC
Insane since: May 2002

posted posted 10-03-2002 16:38

A good thing to eat is mayonaise and bannanas on bread... No one ever believes me until they try it.

synax
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Cell 666
Insane since: Mar 2002

posted posted 10-04-2002 21:48

Actually, I'm rather fond of cheese & pop. You can cut your cheese into "cheese cubes" and chuck them in your pop, and then pick 'em out with a fork or something - or you can dip your cheese into your pop. I like to use marble/chedder and Pepsi.

It's quite the combo.

Oh, my father eats cheese whiz & peanut butter sandwiches. I've tried it, and I can say I'm not a fan of it.

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