Topic awaiting preservation: 'Which MadSci Am I?' -personality test

Okie...
So I shot off emails to the MadSci's in the house. Some replied... some did not. Some probably didn't even get the email because they don't supply a valid email addy in their profile...
but yaddya yaddya... nuff of that.

The Ozone Asylum's "Which MadSci Am I?" Personality Test. (*cough* ... version 1)

there might be a few kinks in the chain...
but this is my first go of things with something like this...
so let's see what happens...

=)


[edit: I might add, there are 11 possible results. sorry there aren't more. you'll see it in the future though.]

FAQs n' Bits: Michael

I'm getting some JS errors =(

(By the way, from looking at the source, it looks like you're changing values every time someone clicks a new radio button. That might cause problems if someone changes their mind after clicking one. You should probably tally the results all at the end rather than right on the initial click.)

=\

well shit.
don't change your answers then. =)

edit:... found and fixed that error.


FAQs n' Bits: Michael

Michael: Top marks - it turns out I am me - which is a relief. Esp. in this place!!

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FAQs: Emperor

Hee hee =)

JS error is gone. Check your email in a few minutes though.

I am Krets!
Half the questions I had no idea what was all about.
So who or what is this Krets?

Anyway, pretty damn close.

[This message has been edited by viol (edited 02-26-2003).]

Well, this was unexpected. Was it because I thought Jeni was Wakkos?

THIS IS KICKASS!!! I'm twItch^!

i am KRETS

I'm Slime. Strange...

Hehe that's some funny stuff in there Michael and nicely done too!!

But I'm the Doc....

Congratulations and/or condolences!

You are a shamless recluse with a penchant for dominating any conversation you chance to enter. You graphical skills are matched only by your coding acumen, as well as your tendency to yammer on and on with aimless anecdotes about your past life.
Did you ever tell me the story about [that thing you did]? Yes, you did. Twice.


WTF!! Still I'm confused who is jeni and why wakkos is a nude loon!!

COPEY

You are: DocOzone!

Oh yeah! And you thought Jeni was Wakkos was Jeni!!????!! Well, CPrompt is DocOzone!


Later,

C:\


~Binary is best~

I'm reitsma

You are: DocOzone!

I just hope I keep my hair

Heh, lotta Doc~izm going around. I blame the coffee question.

Talley up one more Doc ... They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but then they also say 'powered by boredom coupled with silliness'... So, ya never know...

i am doc ozone! .......i wish lol
i'm just glad i didn't turn out to be emperor....would have had to have an extended visit with suho so he could shock the demons out of me!!!


there was one glitch....when i'd mouse over the main part...the blue background would turn white. i'm using opera7.
with the way things are going today, it could be on my end.

I'm Slime. I always liked Slime. But it says I don't know what the heck people are talking about,..! That.. might be true.. but I'm no dhtml guru

Shine and shine. :: [Cell=992] :: [See my team's 30 second animation!! ]

Yay! I'm not Emps!

I am Doc#7...i feel we are running out off coffee here...o boy that will be tough.

O and i experienced some strange color weirdness look here but it might be opera being nasty...

"Freedom of speech is by no means freedom to insult others" from the Razorart goodbye letter.

I'm Izzy...

Is that good? *winks to izzy*

Hmmmmm now I'm not feeling so great that I got the Emperor too

The list of Mad Scis is here:

:FAQ:

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FAQs: Emperor

krets .. well damn!



.::. cEll .::. 513

Krets II

now, I didn't remember how I answered all those questions, but I'm pleased that, when taking the test again, I come out as me.

*blink, blink*

Good works, Michael.

Certainly happy that the 3 MadSci's resulted with themselves.

The excess 'Doc-age' is probably the silly coffee drinkers.
I've adjusted a few things in there to smooth things out, however.

And mm... as for my results...
I was Izzay on my first go of things,
and I was Emps the 2nd time around with some slight "answer variation".


FAQs n' Bits: Michael

Fun stuff you have here!

I was me... 2 times... so its workin pretty well...

I think you need to adjust the weight of the hair length question... especially if you are coming up as myself or as the Emps... I think that may sort it out!

oh... and on the page that says "you are izzay" could you put my hippy pear?

                                   

What are the mad Sci's that are on this list?

oh.. sure sure..
updated the pic. yer a hippy pear.

FAQs n' Bits: Michael

Looks like I'm the first Ini here

Great work Michael!

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"There are 10 kinds of people; those who know binary, those who don't and those who start counting at zero"

I am another Ini. I had no idea that Ini was such an optimistic visionary!

quote:

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You are a believer that the Asylum has a role to play in the www. You see it as a goldmine of useful info and answers. You love it because it's place where unique things happen.. quite often. [insert anthem here] . . .

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I am looking forward to a happy life here.

The 'krets' that posts here is the same krets madsci?
If so, why krets is labeled as lunatic?
If not, where is the original krets?
Just curious about my character.

viol: Rather than hassle the Doc to change their usernames a number of people just created new accounts. So krets became krets. It also means he can slack off whenever he wants to.

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FAQs: Emperor

I'm also Doc heh

DOH!

i got reitsma. now that just sucks.

why can't i be doc, like everyone else?

I am Doc Ozone!

Yay!

"Congratulations and/or condolences!

You're like twItch^, which means you're an asshole. More than that, your dashing good looks make people hate you before you even open your mouth. You probably should have never been born, but for a freak accident. Try drinking less bleach. "

If I was really twItch^, I'd wish I was me..

I'm Ini?
am I in this list? wish not...I'm part of the asylum am i?

[This message has been edited by Yannah (edited 02-27-2003).]

ROFLMAO

I am krets! Imagine that..

Yep viol, I used to be kretsminky and then I just shortened the name because krets is actually my nickname, my domain name, and the name I just like better.

Yannah: If you read the title and Michael's posting and the text on the 'Which Mad Scientist Am I?' page then it should be obvious - only Mad Scientists are currently in the list. However, as this has been fun we might be able to twist Michael's arm and have a 'Which Pychotic Am I?' and even a 'Which inmate Am I?' test so you never know................

InSiDeR: To answer your question I believe the following are currently in the test (in alphabetical order - or as good as I can get it at this time of night) - I've seen all the result pages except Boudga's anyway if that is a sign:

Boudga
Doc
Emperor
eyezaer
InI
Jestah
krets
reitsma
Slime
TP
twitch^

The MadScis who got there answers in after Michael got impatient (they should be added to the next version):

DL-44 - I know you wanted to be DL but wait
docilebob - for all the bobaholics out there
PetSkull
Skaarjj
Webshaman

Still waiting:

Dan (pos?)
Shi
vp
Wes

Not holding our breath:

F1_error
mikey milker
mr.maX
Sloloem
Weadah

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Note this is just my guess at the list from conversations with Michale so I might be out a bit. If you haven't received an email from him (and you are a Mad Sci) then drop him a line - emails get lost and sucked up into spam accounts or lost to old email addresses, etc.

[edit: switching db and Jestah]

[edit2: finished my sentence - I just wandered off leaving it hanging]

[edit3+4: moved Skaarrj's name (and WebShaman's) into the will be added in next version list]

[edit5: forgot Wes - sorry]

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FAQs: Emperor

I`m Ini.

Damnit

Now, I gotta fill the freakin thing out.

Mine was a little delayed...just arrived in my inbox today, but I've replied ot it, so I should be in the next version...I hope...

Mail sent. Sorry about it being late *sheepish grin*


WebShaman

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

seems no one is I... Even I was Doc Ozone the first go around ;-)

Yet another Doc...

I got a kick out of #13... I'm still waiting for the fifties to start rolling in.

Nice job, Michael--this was something that definitely needed to get done.

I'm krets...

I'm Boudga

Doc!!

omg..

Doc here.

And, oh yeah, I had to set that e-mail aside and then Iguess I forgot about it.

Gotta get back to it.

I'm a Boudga. I don't know how in the hell that happened, but I'm not disappointed. I just hope that Boudga isn't.

da Da DA Doc!

You are: DocOzone!
I guess this place has changed me more then I thought.

I hope that?s a good thing.
As proof of the accuracy in this test DocOzone and I appear to both have the annoying habit of telling people about the same story. At least twice.


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"Show me a sane person and I will cure him for you."-Carl Jung

Doc........
Who here looks like a celebrity?

"You don't know how paralysing that is, that stare of a blank canvas, which says to the painter: you can't do a thing." - Vincent Van Gogh

I'm Ini? Hmmm....I though he was Wakky...err...what?

Luxo_Jr: Urmmm me and him ^^^^^^^^

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FAQs: Emperor

Another polyvalent baboon. Heh. I like that.

twItch^ and with some small alterations Reitsma

Wow.

I'm Slime.

How the hell did that happen???

I'm nowhere near that nice...

You are: DocOzone!

Congratulations and/or condolences!

You are a shamless recluse with a penchant for dominating any conversation you chance to enter. You graphical skills are matched only by your coding acumen, as well as your tendency to yammer on and on with aimless anecdotes about your past life.
Did you ever tell me the story about [that thing you did]? Yes, you did. Twice.

LMFAO^^

Are Izzy and I the only Izzy's?

Michael well done the color problem is fixed... better this way.

Now i'am krets .... liked being doc better.

quote:

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You don't actually have a job doing any of this,
you just make it your perrogative to pester the real pros once in a while.
You tend to throw completely unrelated information into topics just for the hell of it and it's a rare thing when one of your posts is actually helpful; but it does happen from time to time, mostly the result of complete happenstance.
You are not an Asylum mascot; you don't own a mop, a sock puppet, you don't resemble a celebrity, and you don't enjoy walking the halls naked trying to engage people in group hugs.

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ki

"Freedom of speech is by no means freedom to insult others" from the Razorart goodbye letter.

I am Slime. whee

quote:

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Who here looks like a celebrity?

-- Luxo_Jr

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Personally, I always thought Doc looked like an older version of Niklas Lidstrom

You are: Boudga!

Who the heck is Boudga?



Maskkkk

- Face the Present
- AIM: MASKKKK

you are, apparently


Code - CGI - links - DHTML - Javascript - Perl - programming - Magic - http://www.twistedport.com
ICQ: 67751342

Oddly enough I got Jestah...

Synthetic's Chess Player Page

"You are: Tyberius Prime!"

Funny, I got Jestah also.

Jestah

Jestah you silly bastard you haven't been on Q in ages!

nimraw:

quote:

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twItch^ and with some small alterations Reitsma

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hmmm... i would sincerely hope it would take more than just some small alterations to change from twItch^ to myself.

no doubt stephen would agree.

I am feeling particularly powerful now because I am...

... the Ruler of the Known Worlds (and some unknown ones), Extingusher of Suns, Despoiler of Maidens who strides knee-deep through the blood of his vanquished enemies wearing a cloak made form their skin [editted for brevity] (although your case file says paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur and sexual potency).
You are one of the midwives of the FAQ helping it through its tricky birth.
You are long of hair and short with fools. You wield the mighty Code Sword of Ultimate Doom well but are only capable of waving the Photoshop Toothpick of Mild Irritation.
You are always eager to smooth over any wrinkles in the Asylum with good old-fashioned British toilet humour.

. . : slicePuzzle

Im Slime... errr i dunno that i have ever even talked to him directly.. hrm. Just glad i was set in the trend of being doc

_ry

::Chudzta's Page::

You are: Boudga! lol

twItch^ twItch^ *twItches^* twItch^ twItch^

me Boogah!



the age was close anyhow

Jason

Bugs: You clearly cheated - you are no PS weenie and I thought you had short hair

Remember all False Emperors will be vanquished!! So you may wish to rethink your answers

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FAQs: Emperor

*slips out of the shadows and whispers*

"Uh, I'm a Boudga! LOL I'm glad to know there are other inmates...just like me! "

Emps, so does this mean the Despoiler of Maidens part is off then?

Bugs: You tell me

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FAQs: Emperor