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kretsminky
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: A little lower... lower... ahhhhhh, thats the spot
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 02-08-2002 04:32

I'm watching a show on TV right now about some people who are undergoing plastic surgery. One of them is a man (and I use that term very loosely) who is getting calf implants.

................What?

Are you fucking kidding me?

I have known that kind of thing goes on for a while, but I always thought it was bodybuilders or models that get stuff like that. Pardon me while I drink my Evian.

So ladies, is this a deal breaker? I mean, have you ever walked into a bar and said to yourself "wow, that guy over there is fine! Oh, wait, his calves are WAY small, what a loser."

Normally I would feel sorry for someone like that but this guy was a jackass who thought way too much of himself.

But hey, if you want boobs on your legs, go for it man.

Personally, I'm going for lovehandle implants. Oh yeah baby.

Perfect Thunder
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milwaukee
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 02-08-2002 05:25

During the Renaissance, a "well-turned" calf was considered both manly and erotic. People who were insufficiently endowed in the calf department would often stuff their hose with cotton to give their calves a more shapely appearance.

That said, this guy's a moron.

warjournal
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From:
Insane since: Aug 2000

posted posted 02-08-2002 05:52

Man, I'm having flash backs to my martial art days.

100 calf raises on one foot
100 calf raises on other foot
100 calf raises together
*Twice* a day

Those were calves. I think they were bigger than my quads.

I agree. He's an idiot.


Rane
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Denmark
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 02-08-2002 08:16

Excuse my lack of english skills....but whats "calf"/"calves" ?

Any Danes here who can translate it maybe?

Perfect Thunder
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Milwaukee
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 02-08-2002 08:46

The back of the lower part of the leg. The front is called the "shin," the back is called the "calf."

A calf is also a baby cow. If you're at a restaurant, make sure you're getting the right thing.

Rane
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Denmark
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 02-08-2002 08:57

Aahhh....probably the last place i'd get plastic surgery. Naaa, i'd never get any form of plastic surgery thats for sure

CarltonCig
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Houston, Texas USA
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 02-08-2002 10:09

But then again if this person has the money to have the surgery who are we to begrudge him of that and call him an idiot.

<<One of them is a man (and I use that term very loosely) who is getting calf implants.>>

Why is it that just because he is having cosmetic surgery he is less of a man? Men get surgery almost as much as women. We need to face it....we are a VERY vain soceiety.

I fall back on that whole live and let live thing. Its his body, his money, more power too him!

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 02-08-2002 14:21

In most cases, I tend to abide by the 'live and let live' philosophy.

But this is just plain wrong.

And not just because he's a man. Plastic surgury purely for the sake of avoiding having to exercise your muscles to get them properly formed is as close to evil as you get wihtout violence.

I've caught quite a few of these shows where they follow a group of people through their superficial 'enhancements'...it's really sad watching them all react like they're going under the knife to cure their cancer or something...and soak up sympathy as if they actually have something to be sypathetic about.

It's a truly disgusting reminder of how shitty humanity can really be (and it has nothing to do with 'america' or modern society...we've always been this way....)

And yes, it does indeed make him less of a man. It makes him less of a person. Period.







[This message has been edited by DL-44 (edited 02-08-2002).]

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 02-08-2002 14:44

DL, its not always that easy. The calf is proberbly the hardest muscle to develope along with the forearms due to very tough muscle fibres and a limited range of motion. I have been genetically gifted with large calfs (18") and so I have never needed to work them but others arn't so lucky. Arnold cut the bottom off of all his pants when he had weak calfs so everyone could see them. It was his way of motivating himself to build them up. People of ethnic origin are particularly given to small calfs and even with steroids they rarely develope into world class. some body building organisations have outlawed inplants in competition which is fair enough but the guidelines become blured when contestants are allowed to use chemical assistance. If a guy wants to improve his personal look through surgery and doesn't intend to compete on the same 'level' playing field as everyone else then let him get on with it. No one complains when they see women flaunting their breast inplants.

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 02-08-2002 15:09

Uh...I complain when women flaunt their breast implants.

But then the idea of Bigger Boobs Through Modern Alchemy is just a touch disturbing for me. But hey, it's your body, go nuts.

Personally if the guy gets the implants and goes around telling everyone what great implants he got, and how they can get some too..then who cares? Hell, if he has the money, and the lack of shame, more power to him.

Now consider that the money could be used for various and sundry things that aren't purely cosmetic and ridiculous, you start wondering as to his mental stability, or capacity.

Again, though...not my body, so let the moron insert rubber wherever he wants.

As far as personal opinion...well it goes like this:

Every time I see a pair of obviously fake breasts (and I wish it was a lesser number than it is) I always think the same thing...

"Well, there goes a wasted down payment on a really great car."

But then, who am I to question someone's warped sense of self, and the sad and sick society that helps instill that in them...

Peter

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 02-08-2002 18:06

Yes, I do in fact complain when I see fake breasts.

It's disgusting.

'The calf is proberbly the hardest muscle to develop'

So fucking what?? Why do you need to look like you have muscualr calves?

And why do your breasts need to look like water baloons?

And why does your face need to look like a latex mask that's been pulled too tight?

I mena...certainly, it's their body, their decision...not my place to say that can't....but I certainly won't say "more power to 'em"

It's just revolting. With all the talk about obscenity all around us, this to me is the real obscenity.

DarkGarden
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in media rea
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 02-08-2002 22:10

Oh come on DL....we all know that the "Cat Lady" is hot schtuff.

Man if she ever gets that prehensile tail implant....rowr.

And Michael Jackson...


That just screams sexy.

After all, it's the age of growing old disgracefully.....just think, a few more extensions on life equalling more facelifts, and half the elderly women we know will have goatees.

~think about it....then laugh...then tell me I'm a scumbag...but you know you'll all tell your friends and not give me credit~

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 02-08-2002 23:09



~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 02-08-2002 23:48

It's funny...I just watched a show last night on how the LA district attorney is prosecuting a Porn company becuase they released a film that includes some Fisting scenes (if you have to ask, don't worry ).

Four fingers is perfectly acceptable, but add the thumb and it's obscene to the point of prosecution...even though you can only buy the film in stores that you have to be 18 to get into and only exist for the purpose of selling porn.

~shrug~

tell me which is more obscene???

(btw - morph: the 'strong language' was not directed at you, but rather at the concept as a whole...)



Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 02-09-2002 00:16

Dark, you surley cant be refering to this guy?

Curtesy of Ducati

DL, no offence taken

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

OpticBurn
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: Lower City, Iest, Lower Felda
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 02-09-2002 02:56

I suppose there is a world of difference between having a nose piercing and getting a nose job?

If you want to think about something a little bit, think about this: Some where out there, there is someone who thinks every single thing about YOU is absolutly completely fucking disgusting. They think the way you look, the clothes you wear, the way your hair falls, the car you drive, your piercings, your lack of piercings, your tattoos, your unblemished perfect flesh, your nose jobbed, tucked fake face, your saggy wrinkly natural face, EVERTHING is wholly without redeming characteristics. Even further they think everything about you is fucked up! Ugly! Hiddeous. And you know what, you've met this person, they smiled at you, they treated you kindly, they didn't say anything about how ugly you are. You know why? BECAUSE IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. And they are strong enough to get over it.

Or just wait until its cool to talk shit about something you happen to be. Then you will understand.

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 02-09-2002 04:21

r i g h t. . . . . . . . ......................

InSiDeR
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: Oblivion
Insane since: Sep 2001

posted posted 02-09-2002 04:27

Hey morph, thanks I'm blind now are you happy?

edit: As soon as I saw that photo, I couldn't stop laughing, even now. I am laughing. Ha Ha...

[This message has been edited by InSiDeR (edited 02-09-2002).]

Morph
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: The Soft Cell
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 02-09-2002 10:16

InSiDeR: maybe you could get eye inplants . . . .

~We're not here for long, we're here for fun~

DocOzone
Maniac (V) Lord Mad Scientist
Sovereign of all the lands Ozone and just beyond that little green line over there...

From: Stockholm, Sweden
Insane since: Mar 1994

posted posted 02-10-2002 13:15

I'm pretty much 100% unmodified in most respects, no tattoos, no piercings, no cosmetic surgery, hmm, wait! I had a bunch of orthodontistry when I was a kid, my teeth had a huge gap in the middle, was it odd or strange to fix that? I also had a friend who got hair implants to fight off his balding, the freak! I don't know, I can't get too uptight about it.

Personally, I have no problem with the whole idea of "body sculpting" and suchlike, if people get a kick out of it, it certainly doesn't harm me. I personally am not interested in anything severe, and prefer the look of unmanipulated humanity (usually) but can see how a cool looking mod could be kinda interesting. Pointy ears, maybe? Hairy hobbit-feet? Fangs? I can foresee a time when minor cosmetic modifications could become commonplace. I'll probably still remain a natural, though. YMMV.

Your pal, -doc-

Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 02-10-2002 20:01

Whats wrong with plastic surgery?

If it makes a person feel better about themslves, and they are willing to spend the money, more power to them. Not everyone was blessed with my looks, but now through modern medicine they can become *almost* as attractive.



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cheers.jay

Raptor
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: AČ, MI, USA
Insane since: Nov 2001

posted posted 02-10-2002 21:07

yeah.. but to buy self esteem? just because you have the money?

i dunno. somebody said it earlier though, and i have to agree.. we (as a society in general) are pretty vain.

CarltonCig
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: Houston, Texas USA
Insane since: Jul 2000

posted posted 02-11-2002 07:11

<<Plastic surgury purely for the sake of avoiding having to exercise your muscles to get them properly formed is as close to evil as you get wihtout violence.>>

This is a little harsh IMO. It may not be your cup of tea....but I woudlnt call it evil.


Jestah
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Long Island, NY
Insane since: Jun 2000

posted posted 02-11-2002 08:18

Whats wrong with buying self esteem?

No one calls a man crazy who buys a new Corvette or a mansion on the water. Why call him crazy for wanting to improve his body? Just because your too lazy to excersize doesn't make you a bad person.

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cheers.jay

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 02-11-2002 16:50

Yes, being too lazy to excercise...or more accurately - being to lazy to work for what you want, does make you a bad person.

IMHO.



InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-11-2002 18:48

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

Ducati
Paranoid (IV) Inmate

From: in your head
Insane since: Feb 2001

posted posted 02-11-2002 23:14

Heh.. I watched that... that guy was a major douchbag...

He was walking around the bar, showing his legs off LOL what the??????

NOw, as for ladies.. hey... if you sag, go fix it.. your choice...

:: Max ::

nooPhella
Bipolar (III) Inmate

From: world-land
Insane since: Oct 2001

posted posted 02-12-2002 00:42

i will never, EVER eat at that restaurant again!

Dan
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 02-12-2002 01:15

You know.. if I didn't have enough money for a car, I'd probably walk to school, or even take *shrug* public transportation. But having the money to make my own life easier doesn't make me lazy.
Just like with this man, he has enough money to afford these implants, spending the money is a short-cut so that he doesn't have to workout. If he didn't have the money, he'd probably workout too get the muscles he wants. Its no different than buying your food in the grocery store as opposed to growing it/hunting for it yourself. People should mind their own damn business, and stop being hypocrites.

I don't think it has much to do with self-esteem issues either. Especially since he can publically admit that he's getting the implants. He doesn't have low self-esteem, he just has a mental picture of what he wants to look like, and hes using his own money to achieve it. It definately doesn't make im less of a person, but *IMHO* it makes you less of a person if you judge him for it.

Rameses Niblik the Third
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: From:From:
Insane since: Aug 2001

posted posted 02-12-2002 04:47

Personally, I don't care what people look like, as long as they're not disgustingly fat or ugly. Cosmetic surgery is okay for the people who desperately need it (burn victims, people with deformities etc.) but the kind of madness that goes on in Hollywood etc. is just pathetic. Michael Jackson and Cher have more plastic on them than a truck full of Tupperware. That just makes me sick.

"...And let it be known that all men are created equal, although some men are created more equally than others."
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DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 02-12-2002 21:51

I guess where I see the problem is in the fact that a person would see that as being important enough to spend the money and take the risk of surgery for something as absurd as a larger looking calf muscle.......

It's beyond my ability to comprehend the need for such a superficial expression of (lack of) self worth.

ah well. such is life I suppose. I just see all these wonderful things that money could be better spent on...(and corvettes and mansions aren't on that list )......


InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-14-2002 13:44

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

Allewyn
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: Solitary confinement
Insane since: Feb 2001

posted posted 02-14-2002 19:04

Yeah whatever. Self-esteem can't be bought anyway. That's something done for "other-esteem" because someone's vanity says people don't like the way he/she looks. Please don't confuse the two. To reitterate, self-esteem comes from inside "I'm ok just the way I am" and never wavers. "Other-esteem" comes from without when we try to please others to be accepted.

otoh, my chin's a little off. maybe i'll get that looked at.

Dan
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Insane since: Apr 2000

posted posted 02-15-2002 22:58

In the same quote of mine you used... the more important part is "his own money".
When you have freedom, theres no such thing as a collective. People can make choices for themselves.
Money belongs to a person, the doctors time belongs to himself. Not a collective. We're free here, to make our own decissions, our own choices, not to be forbidden to think for ourselves.

InI
Paranoid (IV) Mad Scientist

From: Somewhere over the rainbow
Insane since: Mar 2001

posted posted 02-16-2002 02:48

The poster has demanded we remove all his contributions, less he takes legal action.
We have done so.
Now Tyberius Prime expects him to start complaining that we removed his 'free speech' since this message will replace all of his posts, past and future.
Don't follow his example - seek real life help first.

eyezaer
Lunatic (VI) Mad Scientist

From: the Psychiatric Ward
Insane since: Sep 2000

posted posted 02-16-2002 02:58

Hmm... Maybe I should go into that field of medicin... or what ever it is... I bet I could make losts of money!!! woo! and hey, That requires some artistic skills to shape human flesh dont it??? hahaha

DL-44
Maniac (V) Inmate

From: under the bed
Insane since: Feb 2000

posted posted 02-16-2002 03:20

Nobody is denying that it is his right to do so.

It's just disgusting. (<<- and obviously that's an opinion .....)



As are so many other things that our so called 'civilized' society finds so acceptable.



[This message has been edited by DL-44 (edited 02-16-2002).]

christriff
Obsessive-Compulsive (I) Inmate

From: triff@telusplanet.net
Insane since: Feb 2002

posted posted 02-17-2002 02:15

This is a pretty hot topic. IMO cosmetic surgery is fine. I don't have much respect for people who get breast implants. I think too that there is immense pressure from society. The image of the perfect body is on television, magazines. For some they might feel that they have to have a perfect shape to be accepted. I just feel that women who get breast implants are achiving the opposite effect. People will talk about them more in a negative light. But like I say it is a very hot topic with numerous view points.

Skaarjj
Maniac (V) Mad Scientist

From: :morF
Insane since: May 2000

posted posted 02-18-2002 04:15

I have huge calves whether I want them or not. I was never a light person, but when I started high school, the weight piled on, I was eating too much of the wrong and not enough of the right, and not getting enough exercise. Carrying that weight around each and every day for 6-7 years really built up and sculpted the calf muscles. If you wanna talk in terms of inches, their about 22-24 inches around at their widest point.

Personally, I would never get cosmetic surgery (although when I used to get really depressed about my weight I seriously considered liposuction, now I'm actaully doing something aobut it and doing quite well, I have lost 10 Kg of fat, and gained about 4 Kg of muscle in 6 weeks though eating right and a shit load of exercise), but saying to someone that htey can't have the surgery is like saying to them, you can't say that, it's the truth. People have the right to make their own decisions, and opne of those decisions is about elective surgery, if they want it, and they can afford it, then they can get it. if they feel like mutilating themselves, it's their choice, no one else's.

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