Hello to anyone who is reading this. I am fellow time traveler who has come to you in the hopes that you may seriously consider changing your ways. It is widely known by many who use the Internet, that at this point in our world line, some of the "information" that the one who has come before me has given to you, has seriously altered life as you will have come to know it.
I arrived here on Jan 15th 2006. I will only be here for 3 months. I will return to my time after April 15th 2006. (Never to return again. NO MATTER WHAT ALL IMPOSTERS MIGHT SAY).
What I CAN tell you of my mission, is that one of my objectives are to answer any questions you have (just as the one who came before me has) with as much detail as I possibly can. I do this all in the hopes that it might help you as a society of leaders to avoid the coming events.
First things first. When Cramer of UW theorized (1 month AFTER the one who came be fore me returned back to his time.) that they were simply attempting to understand how things ended up right after the Big Bang on the time scale of about a micro-second, It was said and I quote "We are part of a dance between theory and experiment, prediction, observation and revision of ideas, which always leads to a higher understanding and knowledge.
2001 was NOT supposed to be the year for the serious funding and research (GRANTED BY EXCENTRIC MILLIONAIRES) of time travel. But there were those in 2004 after the start of the presidential election which planted the seeds for America's 2nd Civil War, who realized that the one who came before me was speaking the truth. Cramer's research caused an Ion collision in an attempt to surpass light speed which resulted in violent explosions in the test field. (Needless to say light speed wasn't archived in that instance but Cramer was very close). Regardless, this research is now 28 years early!!!
So, where "Titor" attempted to hide certain facts and divulged others (against better instruction) and failed miserably, I will give you what I can in the hopes that you will be wise enough to change your selfish ways.
Oh, how exciting! I don't understand a word of what you said after the part about being from the future, but that's cool. As for changing world policy, you might want to talk to the Emperor. I know he's planning to take over the world sometime soon, and he would probably be the best person to deal with... uh, whatever it is that we're dealing with here.
So, what's it like in 2039? Will we finally have those flying cars they keep telling us about? Frankly, I'm kind of surprised that we lasted that long. I would have thought that we would have blown ourselves up or brought about some other cataclysm by then. How did we avoid that?
[Edit: Oh, and sorry about any grammatical errors in the preceeding sentencesr. I seemed to have misplaced Dr. Streetmentioner's handy reference.]
So... how does the 2nd american civil war turn out? I ask because a freind of mine, who is not me, may be part of an underground resistance movement. And, he, might want to know...
From: Therapy Department 117 :Skining and Mods Insane since: Jan 2005
posted 01-18-2006 04:45
O My.... I Could and Can Have a Lot of Fun With This... O Boy... Someone get a bottle of pillz... cause I feel a change in the winds of sanity sayz I... AR AR AR AR
Oky-de-dokety... Now Then
..AHem..... O GREAT TIMETRAVALER... HELP ME CHANGE MY SELFISH WAYS...By telling me who wins the Olympics, Super Bowl, World Series, and What the next Topic is Going to be In the BIG SIG THREAD...
...And while you?re at it....
If the Speed of light is Really Fast ( 299 792 458 m / s to be exact) ...Than What Is the Speed of Dark
Are there such things as White Holes...
What Is Gravity (Partial, Wave....)
What Is Energy
What am I going to eat Tomorrow
Why Are you avoiding my questions...
Why Hello... Are You There..
And OF Course...
What Is Halo 3 Like ( IS IT T3h 117 WOOT )
Edit: One More... What are the Rules of Time that, there for, permit you to be here, If the Information you give us may alter the future as you know it as well
Oh, how exciting! I don't understand a word of what you said
after the part about being from the future, but that's cool. As for
changing world policy, you might want to talk to the Emperor. I know
he's planning to take over the world sometime soon, and he would
probably be the best person to deal with... uh, whatever it is that
we're dealing with here.
Of course he already knows that my attempts are successful - he is clearly a member of the resistance sent back in time to try and disrupt my plans. Little does he know that now I know this my future self will know this and send back a dirty great big robot to kick his whiny rebel ass.
No scratch that why send one?? What kind of dumbass plan is that? I'll send a hundred and stomp him into paste and then that 100 can become the core of my army - probably largely made from mechanised primates.
You see our friend has made a fundamental error - by letting me know he has successfully travelled back in time he has let me know that time travel is possible and somewhere someone has built the first time machine (as it is one of the fundamental rules of the universe that you can't travel back in time further than the first time machine) which is the double whammy now al I need to do is find the machine and then build my robot army and send it back in time to kick everyone's ass.
And so it begins not with a bang or a whimper but with a time traveller who just couldn't help boasting and so brings about his own doom. Suho, as you are quite evil, I'm sure appreciate the delicious irony of the situation too!!
Millennia of my merciless rule stretches out into the future for all of you earth worms. Imagine a boot kicking you in the nuts (or female equivalent) for all eternity!!!!
Right I'd better get a quick Power Nap and set about domination. Times awatin' or is it? Hmmmmmm another one to ponder.
Why put of until tomorrow World Domination that you can send an arm of robots back from the future to achieve today?
I might start a range of motivational merchandise to go along with my half dozen ghost written self-aggrandising autobiographies I'm probably having written right now in the future (I think - this is all still a tad confusing) .
quote: Emperor said:
Of course he already knows that my attempts are successful - he is clearly a member of the resistance sent back in time to try and disrupt my plans.
Ah, right. This time travel stuff always did confuse me so.
I'm still dying to find out about the flying cars.
Your questions are funny. Do not worry, I will not be offended. I'm here for a purpose. I'll do my best to answer the real ones as opposed to the obvious sarcasm. Basically there are some questions I can answer because it's historical knowledge for me and others are things that I have to remember from when I was younger in your worldline.
In 2039 I am a 62 year old man. I was born in 1977 in Illinois. I was a renaissance man before I was sent back to your worldline. I was a scientist, an author, and a father all after the time I turned 32.
Also, I was "prepped" (if you will) before I was to be sent to your worldline for some of your questions.
As far as who wins the super bowl in 2006, I was never really a big sports fan growing up and I would have been 28 then. I'm 62 now. Can you remember who won the super bowl 34 years ago (without the luxury of the Internet at your fingertips?).
As far as the Olympics are concerned, I do remember that simply because 2004 was the last year that the "Official" Olympics were held in Greece. There were political issues with the men who ran the Olympics and they all stepped down between 2004 and 2006. America held the "Winter Games" without Italy and a few other countries. The reason I know this is not because I can remember way back to that time, but the fact that we're attempting to restore the Official games by 2040 and I actually watched a documentary not too long before I left.
Unfortunately flying cars never came about. At least not by 2039. In fact there are not as many automobiles anymore after WWIII. We as a people, travel in more productive means.
The civil war in the United States started in 2004. It's not very visible here yet to you, but believe me. It has been going on behind the scenes. Problems between Americans started as political partisan issues that turned into an all out physical fight by 2008. Watching television while I'm here in your worldline, I am reminded of the hatred we actually had for each other. Eventually we ALL get involved by 2012. The war lasted 3 years. It was over in 2015.
Then we slammed right into WWIII. Russia Believed that the natural disaster we endured in 2005 made us weak. So that along with whom we had for president in 2008 made us appear vulnerable to the rest of the world. Your in for a very big political change in 2008. The president that follows this one while be quite different from ANY of the presidents you have had in the history of the country.
By the way, the speed of like is depends on which light you monitor. Is it infrared radiation, ultraviolet radiation, radio waves, X-rays, gamma rays? Not to mention what is the size of the vaccume the light is traveling in?
But I am curious. Why choose an internet crazy house to deliever your messages from the future? I'm sure there's a better venue for questioning... That said, Is the 2008 president Mrs. Clinton? And do the american borders change as a result of either the civil war, or WWIII?
From: Den Haag: The Royal Residence Insane since: Jul 2000
posted 01-18-2006 19:37
Surprisingly no one has aksed the one and only important question, you know the about the lotto numbers from the two next weeks... you know those who are going to make me the richest guy on earth. So i could finally improve my crappy home-made timemachine so it can actually bring all the stuff back i send to the future....
If our futuristic guest would tell me the right numbers, which should be stored somewhere in a future database just to be sure i will get them in time so timetravel will be truly possible in the near future, then all things can continue as planned. Then Emps only get the USA and no harm will be done.
Sorry Emps but i just can't let you taken over the world, you know with you owning almost 90% off the universe right know, i just can't.
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:: Develop yourself, develop your life, develop the world ::
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From: Therapy Department 117 :Skining and Mods Insane since: Jan 2005
posted 01-18-2006 19:48
Hmmm...Answers Broad yet Precise... You Say something by saying nothing... Using words as a shadow, a cloke if you will... and.. *Twich*... Sorry... I was in my Poetic Philosopher mode... But before a Twitched out... A Thought came to mind... Its Interesting...Here is the Question(s)
What Is Your Name ( Edit: and the Name of Your Book)?
Why is it You Aren?t Precise in Answers? (The Answer I may know... But for you to Correct)
And on the sad days of More Useless Wars and Such...
Any Names to Remember... Numbers or Charts... Death and Weapons...
And Any to Spark it all Corruptive Hate...
I of Course have my doubts, that is to be assured... pity we have to ask for your all many answers...
As You are appointed here.. .on your "Antique Computer? So High Tech to Us...
But I?m just babbling now... Come one Give an Answer or two, than Ill know what to do....
(Golly I love being me...as you can see ......**Spaz**... O_O Huh...What The....O No... NURSE MY PILLS , STAT!!!)
You can believe me or not, but make no mistake. Time travel is very real. There were many that has come back before me. But there was one in particular (John Titor) and the things he has said and the things he did while on his mission, have made it possible for him to alter his own worldline for his personal gain. This is the MAIN reason why I am here. But additionally, I am also here to get the word out that very dark times are coming for you some things you have the power to change, others you do not.
For the purpose of protection of my family, and most certainly my 2006 self, You can call me "Xavier Cage". Of course it is not my real name but I am not stupid.
Sorry, no flying cars in 2039. You see, we stopped manufacturing cars as you know them in your worldline. We found that riding SPV's (self powered vehicles) was better for the body and more productive for sustaining human life. Of course there are still high powered fusion engines, trains, airplanes, and boats for long distance travel but anything to do with water is dangerous since the third world war.
Leave it to Pre Nukes's to always ask about lottery numbers or sporting events. It's obvious that you'd only use the info for personal gain. Not to mention I couldn't help you with that anyway. I doubt that even you can remember what the winning lottery numbers were 2 weeks ago (without using the Internet) let alone over 34 years ago.
I do remember vividly dates with great importance like, the first military attack on America in 1948, the terror attacks in 2001 , the civil attacks in 2008 and of course the asteroid of 2014.
do you have any photos from the future?
asteroid of 2014. 3rd world war. civil war. ....future doesnt sound that good at all...why dont you contact the president? why are you posting in the ozoneasylum?
quote:Of course there are still high powered fusion engines, trains, airplanes, and boats for long distance travel but anything to do with water is dangerous since the third world war.
Speaking of the third world war..... Can you tell us who comes out on top? That information just may be a little useful down the road...
I am posting in other message boards as well under different names.
The one who came before me brought photos and that's one of the reasons there was trouble. He posted this image of the fall of 2035 during his training. It shows an instructor beaming a handheld laser outside the time distortion unit during a test operation. The beam of light was bent by the gravitational field produced outside the vehicle by the distortion unit. The beam is visible through the smoke that is coming from his cigar.
This image was seen by a group of men who were heavily funded and a prototype was developed 28 years early.
Do not be fooled. After the first nuclear weapon was launched by Russia we lost over a billion people. Leaving the country to fend for themselves before the 5 presidents were voted into establishment. But that doesn't mean that they have an absolute power. (In fact they have a much different role than what you are used to in your worldline)
I do not have the ability to contact the president, no more than you could while in this time. But certain things are unavoidable. How can the words of one man (one who would be hard to believe as it is) make a difference?
In order to determine which side will come out "on top" take a look at your 2004 election map by state / county.
(By the way, California did not sink after the earthquake in 2027)
By the way, the speed of like is depends on which light you monitor. Is
it infrared radiation, ultraviolet radiation, radio waves, X-rays,
gamma rays? Not to mention what is the size of the vaccume the light is
traveling in?
What actual science did you study that gave you the indepth knowledge to make statements like that? Political science? Culinary science?
If I don't go around handing out spurious cookie recipes then in return you could leave the elctromagnetic spectrum alone. Deal?
Description: Xavier Cage is an easy going guy with a relaxed life style. Not all in his appearance is much different from any other person in the universe. Xavier is about 6?2? with a long scar on his right cheek. He has brown eyes and short spiky hair. Usually wearing a black Kevlar jacket and blue pants. Always seen with a red hat on and never without his sunglasses.
Origins: At first Xavier was a non-descript child with no friends. All in his life was tragedy as all his siblings died after birth of different diseases. He knew none about this as his parents loved him more than anything, and would never let Xavier go. The more he grew the better Xavier became more enthusiastic about zoid piloting. As his Father before him he dreamed of being a zoid pilot. His childhood was more or less a great example of a true loser. His arch nemesis John Blaine was a tyrant and fueled Xavier?s childhood hate. More and more Xavier became more innate in the mechanics of zoids, specializing in Air zoids. After a few years he became his father?s chief mechanic. His father piloted a Sword Stormer named ?Angelsniper?. The ?Angelsniper? had a forward mounted custom sniper rifle, Xavier himself had built. The armor of the Angelsniper was designed by Xavier Cage. Along the way Xavier had inherited his own ability to pilot zoids. After a huge fight with his father, Xavier left for his own training at his uncle?s school. There he learned all the requirements and became top of his class. He had yet to have his own zoid but for his first, he was going to buy an aerial class. Just like his father people said. No one really believed he would become a pilot. His nemesis John Blaine had passed away when a mortar cannon had gone stray near his residence. Xavier was invited to the funeral and he payed his last respects to his childhood tormentor. There he learned there was more to life than fun and games. He learned protecting people is important and he would let no one stand in his way. After his graduation he went back to his childhood home and saw his father battling a young zoid pilot. There he saw the young man?s gun sniper fire an illegal shot at the Angelsniper and the cockpit was completely destroyed. His father was killed instantaneously. Although Xavier never found out the identity of the pilot he would never again let someone control his emotions. He salvaged what was left of the Angelsniper and started work on it. His mother had long since passed away, and he was alone. The one thing that kept him motivated was the torn up sniper rifle on the ground near him. He would one day avenge his father and become the best zoid pilot ever? Angelsniper would help him?
From: Therapy Department 117 :Skining and Mods Insane since: Jan 2005
posted 01-19-2006 02:14
So What Happened To Adobe and Digital Cameras ...Cause the picture is awful Grainy... Kind of like the Loch Ness and Big Foot Pics...
And What Are You Protecting Your Self from... The Grays..
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How Is It That by having You Telling Us of what to come serve your purpose in coming back here... (and when should we expect the next traveler(s) to come...)
O and Have they Invented Lightsabers yet... (and I know the Deathstar is possible... has one been made as well... No really, I mean It...)
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I don't Suffer From Insanity .... I enjoy every moment
Well that definitely sucks about the flying cars, or lack thereof, but the personal transportation devices sound interesting.
Now, bear with me here, as I can be a little bit dense at times, but what exactly are we supposed to do? You came back to give us information so we could do what? You mention something about changing our selfish ways, but what exactly does this mean?
Still trying to wrap my head around the whole time travel thing. You know, the old paradox about going back in time and killing your own grandfather or something like that. Of course, we came up with the "alternate timeline" theory to explain that one away, but if there are really infinite alternate (this being a relative term) timelines, how are they related to each other? Where do they crossover? Can you exist in two timelines at once, or does this mean that you are now two different people?
Maybe you might kill your father after he "produced" you. Going for his father might be safer... unless he already "produced" your father..... hmm... might wanna just kill them both.
.. wait... why are we killing off our lineage anyway?
SpaceFold - Is it possible for a change in the timeline to occur, because you've given us this information before hand? And If so, are you able to return to the timeline of your origin, even if key elements in your history are avoided because of your (or our) interference? I've become very interested in this topic...
From: Therapy Department 117 :Skining and Mods Insane since: Jan 2005
posted 01-19-2006 04:33
...And Now to add On from my last post...
quote: SpaceFold said:
I do not have the ability to contact the president, no more than you could while in this time. But certain things are unavoidable. How can the words of one man (one who would be hard to believe as it is) make a difference?
To Answer Your Question... Hitler... Just One Man... One Voice... One (Many) Hate
and there are others... But one Shall do for now...
quote:
SpaceFold said:
Leave it to Pre Nukes's to always ask about lottery numbers or sporting events. It's obvious that you'd only use the info for personal gain. Not to mention I couldn't help you with that anyway. I doubt that even you can remember what the winning lottery numbers were 2 weeks ago (without using the Internet) let alone over 34 years ago.
So What.. I?m a "Pre-Nuke" Because I asked a Question with a desire for concrete answers... Realize it or not... Every Word you speak could be used for personal gain... I Also, Don't Gamble ( so no I don't Remember what the lottery numbers were 2 weeks ago... but that doesn't mean I can't )
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And What are your Other "Objectives".... Who Sent You.... TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER MUAHAHAHAHAH...sry... Caught in the moment...
-----------___________---------__________------ "There is no surer sign of insanity than trying the same thing repeatedly expecting different results."
-Albert Einstein
Bill gates is well remembered in 2039 but ironically not for his operating systems. His involvement in Africa was a failed attempt that left the country running rapid with disease. Although if I am correct, he was never heard from again after WWIII.
About the photo, I did not post it. John Titor came before me and he obviously brought the picture back with him. John left in 2036 and traveled to the year 2000. The picture, he clammed, was from 2035. I can only assume that he, while in 2000 was only able to use "a scanner" since digital cameras were not as popular as they are in the market in 2006. (This is why when I left 2039 I was not allowed to bring anything that could endanger my mission)
My mission, I'm sorry but I can only tell you that speaking to you people on these forums was an additional objective. One of many that will take me 90 days to complete.
The paradox situation is funny. I remember seeing "Back to the Future" when I was younger (If you don't know what it is, it was a GREAT movie about time travel). Anyway, in the movie, it was said that if one could travel back in time and interact with him or herself while in the past, it would alter the future. In a way that is true. But it would only alter reality for the person who did the time traveling. For everyone else it would seem normal. I am currently visiting myself while here. (I just cannot allow the me from 2006 to realize that he is me.) He wouldn't though, to him I'm an old man who he spends some time with.
An example of the "paradox theory" is that while I have conversations with myself, I find that every once in a while, I remember bits and pieces of the encounters as they unfold. A little like what you would describe as DejaVu.
Jolly Ranchers? I haven't heard of that in ages! I never liked the damned things anyway. Most candy corporations went out of business during the war. No more fast food. CJV or "MadCow" ruins it for everyone. I miss Big Macs. I used to order 2 at a time and take the middle bun out, eat the sandwich and then eat the bread afterwards. It's a good thing they're gone, I would've died early for sure. It kills me because a part of me would love to eat one now, but it's been so long that your 2005 "fast food" could take me down quick.
You'll find that lots of things become things of the passed very soon. Things you wouldn't expect. Now bicycle tires will become a HOT item in the coming decade. I also find that the difference in air is sometimes hard to handle, but it's nice to have FREASH CLEAN air again.
I can't give you all specifics on wars because ir's hard to remember exact dates, but keep a close eye on the middle east. It certainly doesn't end with Iraq. Look at Iran very closley. I've only mentioned Russia before, but the middle east becomes more hostile than you've ever known. You won't believe what China does with gasoline, it's refreshing seeing "gas station" signs written in English again. I have a had a hard time with the unny symbols.
I'm still in the dark about what you want to accomplish in these forums. Or what you want us to accomplish with this new view of the future.
All it sounds like to me is that all the things im currently fighting for are pointless. As your descriptions dont really reflect my hopes for the future. You're depressing me, SpaceFold. Perhaps there are some more enjoyable aspects of the future that you could share with us?
posted 01-18-2006 01:22
( IS IT T3h 117 WOOT 
but the technology to travel in time? 
Kind of like the Loch Ness and Big Foot Pics...